How To Destroy The Earth. All Of It.
Marik_Steele
To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
<div class="IPBDescription">just killing all lifeforms is for wimps</div> With all the recent hoopla about the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie coming up, I recently stumbled upon this: <a href='http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html' target='_blank'>http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html</a>.
To quote the page, "This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity"
If nothing else, read some of the more humorous sections like the preamble and general strategy.
To quote the page, "This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity"
If nothing else, read some of the more humorous sections like the preamble and general strategy.
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Also linked on that page, someone studied the Death Star <a href='http://www.theforce.net/swtc/ds/#superlaser' target='_blank'>way too much</a>.
<b>Things which will NOT destroy the Earth</b>
... blah blah blah...
Detonating all the nuclear weapons ever created simultaneously, either all at one location or strategically placed around the globe. This will irradiate pretty much the entire globe and cause a nuclear winter but will actually destroy very little of the planet itself
... blah blah blah...
**** marriage.
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However it got pretty depressing when it started to talk about The Big Crunch, The Big Rip and Natural Decay.
Tho I wouldn't mind seeing those things take place.... Makes me want to become an everlast diety that oversees the entire universe. Yeah.
<a href='http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm</a>
"we only have 5 minutes before teh planet explodes!!!"
30 minutes later...
"the planet will explode any minute now!"
end of NEXT episode, i.e. 1 HOUR later, the planet explodes
Thats probably why he suggests you should program them to use some sort of propulstion to hurl themselves into the sun.
I guess it comes down to individual preference in the end.
God I loved that cannon you attach to the mothership.
From mining ship to warship just like that.
God I loved that cannon you attach to the mothership.
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Two words for you... Progenetor mod. imagine the huge **** ship that was in pieces, not in pieces, then imagine what you can do with it
<a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showuser=1566' target='_blank'>Fieari</a>
A NS community member helped?
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Actually, the document specifically states that the objective is to cause the Earth to become no longer a planet.
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For the purposes of what I hope to be a technically and scientifically accurate document, I will define our goal thus: <b>by any means necessary, to render the Earth into a form in which it may no longer be considered a planet.</b> Such forms include, but are most definitely not limited to: two or more planets; any number of smaller asteroids; a quantum singularity; a dust cloud.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
God I loved that cannon you attach to the mothership.
From mining ship to warship just like that. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Two words for you... Progenetor mod. imagine the huge **** ship that was in pieces, not in pieces, then imagine what you can do with it <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<i>The NAGGAROK??</i>
Jesus christ man. Jesus freaking christ.
God I loved that cannon you attach to the mothership.
From mining ship to warship just like that. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Two words for you... Progenetor mod. imagine the huge **** ship that was in pieces, not in pieces, then imagine what you can do with it <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<i>The NAGGAROK??</i>
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homeworld 2 or homeworld cataclysm?
in Homeworld 2, the ubar ship of dewm was something different, but i cant remember its name. i believe it was related to the Hiigaran religion.
:edit: the HW2 ubar ship was the Sajuuk
God I loved that cannon you attach to the mothership.
From mining ship to warship just like that. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Two words for you... Progenetor mod. imagine the huge **** ship that was in pieces, not in pieces, then imagine what you can do with it <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<i>The NAGGAROK??</i>
Jesus christ man. Jesus freaking christ. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
homeworld 2 or homeworld cataclysm?
in Homeworld 2, the ubar ship of dewm was something different, but i cant remember its name. i believe it was related to the Hiigaran religion.
:edit: the HW2 ubar ship was the Sajuuk <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hah you're right phyte!
I was totally thinking of HW:Cataclysm.
That's how you destroy Earth. 1-800-Nomad.
That's how you destroy Earth. 1-800-Nomad. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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