Funniest Thing I Ever Heard A Person Say.
<div class="IPBDescription">Ever.</div> I was over my friend’s house this afternoon and we had been sitting in his kitchen watching the news, talking, drinking, a most enjoyable thing good company is. We finish our drinks and we decide to go out to go out to Burger King and pick up a quick lunch.
He gets up and walks out into the hall, I follow close behind him. In almost the middle of the hall are a pair of hideously large, dark blue roller skates, I saw them before he did and he trips over them falling flat his face. Before I can even worry about whether or no I have to call an ambulance he yells in all seriousness the funniest thing I have ever heard.
"****ing Robocop left his ****ing boots in the hall!"
I nearly died. It was so random; I must have laughed for a good 5mins straight. My friend isn't exactly known for his sence of humor and he very, very rarely curses so it really added to the effect.
He was fine btw, a bit a burse on his wrist, although I suppose his little brother who owns the skates is going to get worse when he comes home.
I don't care if you don't find this funny at all I just had to post about it, but to make this a valid topic post your own funniest thing, or something. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
He gets up and walks out into the hall, I follow close behind him. In almost the middle of the hall are a pair of hideously large, dark blue roller skates, I saw them before he did and he trips over them falling flat his face. Before I can even worry about whether or no I have to call an ambulance he yells in all seriousness the funniest thing I have ever heard.
"****ing Robocop left his ****ing boots in the hall!"
I nearly died. It was so random; I must have laughed for a good 5mins straight. My friend isn't exactly known for his sence of humor and he very, very rarely curses so it really added to the effect.
He was fine btw, a bit a burse on his wrist, although I suppose his little brother who owns the skates is going to get worse when he comes home.
I don't care if you don't find this funny at all I just had to post about it, but to make this a valid topic post your own funniest thing, or something. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Not really a funniest line as such, rather a conversation.
I was playing planetside (plug plug), when an outfit mate of mine, for some reason I can't recall, gave his phone number over outfit chat. Naturally everyone wondered if it was his real number, and so someone decided to find out. No such number. Then we remember the guy is from sweeden. So the other guy looks up the code for sweeden, and dials the number. We're using teamspeak at the time, so we hear the entire conversation since the guy calling kept his mic broadcasting throughout the call.
".....Hello?"
"Hello!"
"Hello."
"Hello!"
"I'm going to put the phone down now and pretend this never happened."
"Okay!"
all i said was "I got the money!"
Needless to say, many people wondered why 5 people were rolling on the floor crying with laughter and assumed they were all mad. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
all i said was "I got the money!"
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i dont know why i even bothered with this...(bold)
In other words, I didn't find it that funny. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
"Steve, if you were a dog I'd beat you."
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haha, thats cool
and in other news i find crap like that funny, just its those u have to be there to hear it, and see it, or its just lame
"****ing Robocop left his ****ing boots in the hall!"
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hehehe
I would have thought of Inspector Gadget personally, but thats just me. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Yer, a roll kneck sexy jumper ;dont hate the player hate the game!
On another random funny note
My mate saw my other friends hot sister for the first time today.
/Knocks on door
"Hey"
".......(wow....erm....)...Hey"
"...is...is...JP in?"
"nope"
"erm...erm..."
(Im ready to **** myself laughing at my friends lack of words"
"Bye!"
She closes door.. we walk away
<b>"At least she knows how to dress"</b>
me:"WTH?"
"yer....i was trying to say something that had no sexual conotation"
me"WTH? ROFLCOPTER!!"
I remember when I was on holiday with my cousin Carl in Greece.
We'd had a good night out the night before and decided to
spend the next day relaxing by the pool. As we're leaving the
apartment he says "GIMME THE KEYS!" (keys to lock the apartment)
ME: Huh, why?
HIM: My stomach! (He's now bouncing up and down in the bathroom
doorway)
ME: Whats wrong with it ?
HIM: I think it's diarrhea!
ME: Haha, oh ok, catch.
I throw the keys to him..... he <b>misses</b> them, they bounce
off the side of the wooden bathroom door-frame and <SPLASH>
into the bowl.
HIM: You idiot! They've gone down the bog!
ME: Hahahaha! */me runs like hell*
He was left to fish them out with a coat-hanger.
I can still remember those keys, spinning through the air, in the slow-motion
and then that awesome "SPLASH!" i'll never forget.
"Those flamingoes in the Zoo, they who look all stupid when pulling up a leg and sleeps like a ball on a stick, why cant you just sneak in and duct tape them in themselves? I mean the care taker gotta sound something like "What da hell happened here?" when all birds are still out after the night and cant move a inch or make any sound."
I thought it was hillarious when I pictured it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I nearly died. It was so random; I must have laughed for a good 5mins straight. My friend isn't exactly known for his sence of humor and he very, very rarely curses so it really added to the effect. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
yeah, people who don't swear often are taken much more seriously when they do
and thats a decently humours story <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->