Man With 2 Penises Loses Wife
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Original story <a href='http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html' target='_blank'>here</a>:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Man with two penises loses wife</b>
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second **** has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original **** in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The **** worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first **** doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first **** in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double ****, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third **** when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last **** Operation.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Man with two penises loses wife</b>
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second **** has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original **** in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The **** worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first **** doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first **** in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double ****, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third **** when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last **** Operation.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Comments
if anything she should persuade her friend to marry him too!
if anything she should persuade her friend to marry him too! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Indeed. This guy could start a career in porn and make millions!
if anything she should persuade her friend to marry him too! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Indeed. This guy could start a career in porn and make millions! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Wouldn't that actually be really weird and kinda disturbing?
I say this having never ever seen such things...really......
rude and **** and anything, not a nice guy
and his **** looks really horrible, believe me, its no nice story
if you´re interested, check out his personal site
<span style='color:red'>*NUKED.* -Talesin</span>
<span style='color:red'>*Warning*</span>Contains various pictures or penile fitness methods + 1 picture of a **** up ****, may cause nightmares for males! <span style='color:red'>*Warning*</span>
Edit:
Oh, and by the way, the story Ananova posted is totally thrown together, in NO point accurate and absolutly not true. Don´t believe what is written in the article.
The exact oposite is closer to the truth than this.
Just leave this points in place:
-bike accident
-wife leaves him
-has son
turn the other things to the exact oposite and youre right.
Oh and he didn´t **** his wife, it was a clinic fertilisation, since his testicles are intact
*Backs away slowly*
"Double your plea-suuuuuuuuure!"
Indeed.
Entmannt! Wie ich meinen **** verlor.