Its That Magical Time Of Year Again
SaltzBad
Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
Oh yes, its happening again : Grahf is wearing a short skirt and heavy makeup again, smelling like the newest french parfume mixed with mansweat and skittles. Somewhere deep in the bible belt Fila is putting on his only pair of clean underpants. Its off-mating season.
This is when the older, more experienced clans go around looking for young unspoiled brides to take from their homes and breed with them until they have an army of Alpha Nerds. It is when the untalented, full of ****, loudmouth nubshits get hired and fired like ugly people on Elimidate.
So hear ye, our mating call :
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Group (mostly male and she-male), currently intent on aquiring young fellas or felines for the purpose of 6on6somes and other forms of having a good time.
We enjoy intensely teamwork-oriented losing, giving getting owned a group effort and putting the capital "L" in "teamwork". If you feel you're up for it, contact SaltzBad either via PM, on gamesurge IRC (#obs-ns or /query SaltzBad) or via your local psychic.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Apply today! We don't gaurantee citizenship, but we will lower your self-esteem!</span>
This is when the older, more experienced clans go around looking for young unspoiled brides to take from their homes and breed with them until they have an army of Alpha Nerds. It is when the untalented, full of ****, loudmouth nubshits get hired and fired like ugly people on Elimidate.
So hear ye, our mating call :
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Group (mostly male and she-male), currently intent on aquiring young fellas or felines for the purpose of 6on6somes and other forms of having a good time.
We enjoy intensely teamwork-oriented losing, giving getting owned a group effort and putting the capital "L" in "teamwork". If you feel you're up for it, contact SaltzBad either via PM, on gamesurge IRC (#obs-ns or /query SaltzBad) or via your local psychic.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>
Apply today! We don't gaurantee citizenship, but we will lower your self-esteem!</span>
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