Yet Another Stupid Iproduct

AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
edited March 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">From the makers of Podbrix</div> <a href='http://podshirt.com/' target='_blank'>The iShirt</a>

Now not only can you flaunt your awful taste in gadgetry, but you can make sure it is easily stolen by anyone who bumps into you. BEST IDEA EVER!!! Apparently the target audience for this is thugs kids who already have their pockets full of pistols and shivs. If I ever saw someone wearing this thing, I would go up to them and tell them in a very commanding tone that "No, you do not shirt."


I hope the people who buy this thing try to use it with their regular iPods and cry when it destroys their massively expensive iTunes music collection. And then kills them because they have a pacemaker.

I'm full of rage.

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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I love you AllUrHiveRblong2us. <3
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  • MrRadicalEdMrRadicalEd Turrent Master Join Date: 2004-08-13 Member: 30601Members
    I can't imagine the ladies having much luck with this shirt..
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    It should read "iStupid."

    Someone make with the photoh4xing already.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I want a shirt that says:

    "iSh!t on your iShirt."
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  • MrRadicalEdMrRadicalEd Turrent Master Join Date: 2004-08-13 Member: 30601Members
    I want mine to say:

    Free
    iShuffle
    ^
    "take here"
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Man, I love Liku. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I want one that says "This shirt helps me carry my ipod because my pockets are full of knives/guns/nuns/donkeys."
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Mar 28 2005, 04:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Mar 28 2005, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I want one that says "This shirt helps me carry my ipod because my pockets are full of knives/guns/nuns/donkeys." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Any man who carries a nun or a donkey is ****ing hard in my book and you shouldn't look him in the eyes lest you catch a beatdown.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Mar 28 2005, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Mar 28 2005, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I love you AllUrHiveRblong2us. <3 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well there goes our little secret. Good job Mr Blabby pants.
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  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Mar 28 2005, 04:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Mar 28 2005, 04:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It should read "iStupid."

    Someone make with the photoh4xing already. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://skinnys-crap.dk/images/istupid.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />


    as ye wish master...
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkinnY+Mar 28 2005, 04:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkinnY @ Mar 28 2005, 04:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://skinnys-crap.dk/images/istupid.jpg' target='_blank'>http://skinnys-crap.dk/images/istupid.jpg</a>

    as ye wish master... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    \o/ <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    *Saves image to harddrive*
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    I went ahead and took a crack at it as well. Just for the hell of it.
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Ishirt? More like Iwanttogetmyipodnicked.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    And erm, here's a base to make more off of if anyone else wants to try and would rather just use mspaint. This way you can just paste the letters on top and you don't have to worry about restorative work.

    Sorry for the double post, I no longer seem to be able to access my comcast space, so I can't file store for the moment. I'm gonna talk to them about it pretty soon though.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    That is bad.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Mar 28 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Mar 28 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And erm, here's a base to make more off of if anyone else wants to try and would rather just use mspaint.  This way you can just paste the letters on top and you don't have to worry about restorative work.

    Sorry for the double post, I no longer seem to be able to access my comcast space, so I can't file store for the moment.  I'm gonna talk to them about it pretty soon though. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/iwhatever.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    My edit > Yours.

    edit-

    <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/iwhatever.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    >_>

    <_<
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited March 2005
    I was just offering that in the hopes that more people would photoshop different words on the shirt. I really don't consider it a challenge for a competition... I'm not the competitive sort.

    <!--QuoteBegin-The Necroscope+Mar 28 2005, 05:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Necroscope @ Mar 28 2005, 05:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->That is bad.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    When the letters cover it up, it's manageable.
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    "Oh stupidity..."
    "What is it? I have work to do. Need to make more stupid stuff."
    "Oh ehh sorry, go on."
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  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    edited March 2005
    ...


    edit:

    Jimmeh wins. Hands down.
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    You're just angry that they don't talk to you!
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/itouch.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 28 2005, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 28 2005, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/itouch.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh God make that same thing, but for the DS.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Mar 29 2005, 02:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Mar 29 2005, 02:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 28 2005, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 28 2005, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/itouch.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh God make that same thing, but for the DS. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/idualscreen.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Hmm?
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  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Show your style:
    <img src='http://mitglied.lycos.de/jumpingjoda/ihax.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Show no mercy:
    <img src='http://mitglied.lycos.de/jumpingjoda/ileech.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Show your true identity!
    <img src='http://mitglied.lycos.de/jumpingjoda/irobot.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-jumpingjoda+Mar 28 2005, 09:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (jumpingjoda @ Mar 28 2005, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Show your true identity!
    <img src='http://mitglied.lycos.de/jumpingjoda/irobot.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    About time someone did the "I,Robot" thing. Kudos ;P
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  • NolSinklerNolSinkler On the Clorf Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26560Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-jumpingjoda+Mar 28 2005, 09:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (jumpingjoda @ Mar 28 2005, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Show your true identity!
    <img src='http://mitglied.lycos.de/jumpingjoda/irobot.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YES!!

    That beats all, you win Mister.
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 28 2005, 07:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 28 2005, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Mar 29 2005, 02:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Mar 29 2005, 02:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 28 2005, 07:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 28 2005, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/itouch.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh God make that same thing, but for the DS. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://xs22.xs.to/pics/05132/idualscreen.png' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Hmm? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now market that, and I will buy.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited March 2005
    I can't believe this is my own thread and I'm so late with my photoshoppery!

    Enjoy all.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    edited March 2005
    No awesomeness here.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    edited March 2005
    Damn right.
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