Cookies Bad For Us Apparently.....

StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
<div class="IPBDescription">even cookie monster says so</div> Has Cookie Monster given up sweets?
<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/07/tv.cookie.lessmonster.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/07/t...r.ap/index.html</a>

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->My beloved blue, furry monster -- who sang "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" -- is now advocating eating healthy. There's even a new song -- "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-StormLiong+Apr 8 2005, 08:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (StormLiong @ Apr 8 2005, 08:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Has Cookie Monster given up sweets?
    <a href='http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/07/tv.cookie.lessmonster.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/07/t...r.ap/index.html</a>

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->My beloved blue, furry monster -- who sang "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" -- is now advocating eating healthy. There's even a new song -- "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><i><b><span style='color:yellow'>IS NOTHING SACRED?!?</span></b></i></span>
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited April 2005
    To compensate, Ronald McDonald will take the place of Big Bird. Big Bird's mutilated body will be found by Oscar the Grouch in his dumpster.
  • StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Apr 8 2005, 08:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Apr 8 2005, 08:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> To compensate, Ronald McDonald will take the place of Big Bird. Big Bird's mutilated body will be found by Oscar the Grouch in his dumpster. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well apparently new sesame street doesnt have Oscar living in a dumpster no more (but i cant confirm that)
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    How do you explain the benefits of fresh fruit and vegtables to someone who only shouts COOKIEES?
  • StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Apr 8 2005, 09:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Apr 8 2005, 09:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How do you explain the benefits of fresh fruit and vegtables to someone who only shouts COOKIEES? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ""Even Cookie Monster is learning to control his cookie cravings," Frist told me by e-mail. "His sage advice opened our eyes to the simple joys of a tasty cookie and now reminds us that moderation is the key to healthy living.""
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    why do these companies keep fu*king with my childhood idles =[
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mr JeburtO+Apr 8 2005, 03:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr JeburtO @ Apr 8 2005, 03:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> why do these companies keep fu*king with my childhood idles =[ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because these childhood idles are fu*king up childrens diets.
  • refusedrefused Join Date: 2005-03-31 Member: 47032Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thaldarin+Apr 8 2005, 09:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thaldarin @ Apr 8 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> fu*king <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh, you're such a badboy ^^
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mr JeburtO+Apr 8 2005, 09:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr JeburtO @ Apr 8 2005, 09:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> why do these companies keep fu*king with my childhood idles =[ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because having 20% of your 14 year old population wheigh over 200 pounds is not a good thing.
  • EPcreepEPcreep Join Date: 2004-04-28 Member: 28289Members, Constellation
    i dont eat cookies and i am not lean <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    you cant blame a generation of fat kids on the cookie monster
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mr JeburtO+Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr JeburtO @ Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you cant blame a generation of fat kids on the cookie monster <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sure you can. You can blame anything you want on anything you see. Blaming has nothing to do with fact or reality.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Apr 8 2005, 03:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Apr 8 2005, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mr JeburtO+Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr JeburtO @ Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you cant blame a generation of fat kids on the cookie monster <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sure you can. You can blame anything you want on anything you see. Blaming has nothing to do with fact or reality. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    maybe the cookie companies should just stop making cookies so tastey. That'd stop it.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+Apr 8 2005, 04:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ Apr 8 2005, 04:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Apr 8 2005, 03:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Apr 8 2005, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mr JeburtO+Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr JeburtO @ Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you cant blame a generation of fat kids on the cookie monster <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sure you can. You can blame anything you want on anything you see. Blaming has nothing to do with fact or reality. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    maybe the cookie companies should just stop making cookies so tastey. That'd stop it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just because you are a stickman <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+Apr 8 2005, 10:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ Apr 8 2005, 10:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Apr 8 2005, 03:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Apr 8 2005, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mr JeburtO+Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr JeburtO @ Apr 8 2005, 10:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you cant blame a generation of fat kids on the cookie monster <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sure you can. You can blame anything you want on anything you see. Blaming has nothing to do with fact or reality. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    maybe the cookie companies should just stop making cookies so tastey. That'd stop it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    then the kids would whine to thier parents and thier parents would have to make tasty cookies. Which would suck because everyone knows parents are supposed to spend as little time doing things for thier kids as possible. That is why we have TV, and nice rolemodels like cookie monster who teach our children positive life values, like how to stuff thier face until they are bloated blimps!

    Sociaty = borked.
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