See? David Firth Can Be Funny Without Shocking!

MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
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Its the newest cartoon by David Firth (creator of Salad Fingers), and its actually funny, without any violence or gore.

Go check it out.
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  • 2Dd2Dd Join Date: 2003-09-27 Member: 21246Members
    ........and the world was beautiful again BAN EVERYTHING!
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    "Did we ban weapons?"
    "Shut up and imagine!"
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    That was... incredibly good.... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    I would say people being burned alive was violence, wouldn't you?
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Compared to what Firth usually does (think: Valentine's Day), not really. There wasn't even any smoke or agonized screams.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    *Yawns* I want Salad Fingers back.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Apr 12 2005, 01:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Apr 12 2005, 01:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There wasn't even any smoke or agonized screams. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I recall hearing Petrol Boy screaming.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Apr 12 2005, 02:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Apr 12 2005, 02:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Apr 12 2005, 01:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Apr 12 2005, 01:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> There wasn't even any smoke or agonized screams. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I recall hearing Petrol Boy screaming. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Seen milkman? just be glad it wasn't more of that.
  • Steel_TrollSteel_Troll Join Date: 2004-02-12 Member: 26455Members
    Swearing, random violence. euthinasia and weirdness...

    I loved it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Especially that song played at the begining and at the end, what was it?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited April 2005
    <span style='color:grey'>I would like to express my disscust with you.</span>
  • Steel_TrollSteel_Troll Join Date: 2004-02-12 Member: 26455Members
    edited April 2005
    WTH is disscust? Im disgusted at your spelling <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    (oh and i was joking, i found it quite shocking)
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+Apr 12 2005, 07:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ Apr 12 2005, 07:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> WTH is disscust? Im disgusted at your spelling <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    (oh and i was joking, i found it quite shocking) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Didn't you watch it? Turn subtitles on and watch it. He spelled it that way on purpose.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Um... no. He's never funny. Offensive he does; humour he doesn't. Best to work with your strengths, anyway.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    wow that was really good.


    btw violent crime stats are way down in the US ftw <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Apr 12 2005, 08:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Apr 12 2005, 08:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Um... no. He's never funny. Offensive he does; humour he doesn't. Best to work with your strengths, anyway. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How can you say that... especially after the spines in brine sequence!

    "I seen what you done, and I are telling the police!"
    *Advertiser lights him on fire*
    "I can afford to do that because Spines in Brine <i>is so bloody cheap!</i>"
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    edited April 2005
    that was actually funnier than i was expecting, after having seen salad fingers.

    [EDIT:] 1337th post!!!
  • Steel_TrollSteel_Troll Join Date: 2004-02-12 Member: 26455Members
    Lol, nah i didn't watch it with subtitles. My bad <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    Woo, that, combined with Burnt Face Man 2 has restored my faith in him. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Unfortunately, Fat-Pie episode 4 has been cancelled. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 12 2005, 11:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 12 2005, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Apr 12 2005, 08:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Apr 12 2005, 08:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Um... no. He's never funny. Offensive he does; humour he doesn't. Best to work with your strengths, anyway. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How can you say that... especially after the spines in brine sequence!

    "I seen what you done, and I are telling the police!"
    *Advertiser lights him on fire*
    "I can afford to do that because Spines in Brine <i>is so bloody cheap!</i>" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Fair enough. That part made me grin, but that's it. Oh well, each to their own.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    I don't find him funny, I watch him because he's so surreal in a painfully offensive/mind staining way. It's good really. My mind doesn't actually get any dirtier and I get this wonderfully pretentious feeling that I'm better than others after watching it.

    Mental masturbation ftl.

    I still like them though <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't find him funny, I watch him because he's so surreal in a painfully offensive/mind staining way. It's good really. My mind doesn't actually get any dirtier and I get this wonderfully pretentious feeling that I'm better than others after watching it.

    Mental masturbation ftl.

    I still like them though <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm shalt leave this to coleman. He will do bett<u>a</u>r than silly me.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't find him funny, I watch him because he's so surreal in a painfully offensive/mind staining way. It's good really. My mind doesn't actually get any dirtier and I get this wonderfully pretentious feeling that I'm better than others after watching it.

    Mental masturbation ftl.

    I still like them though <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ahahahahahahahhahahahaha *cough* eh ...

    *chuckle*


    Come over CMEast and I'll show you dirty.
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 13 2005, 04:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 13 2005, 04:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't find him funny, I watch him because he's so surreal in a painfully offensive/mind staining way. It's good really. My mind doesn't actually get any dirtier and I get this wonderfully pretentious feeling that I'm better than others after watching it.

    Mental masturbation ftl.

    I still like them though <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm shalt leave this to coleman. He will do bett<u>a</u>r than silly me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wimp <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->.

    Trust me Coleman I... pm <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 12 2005, 11:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 12 2005, 11:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 13 2005, 04:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 13 2005, 04:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 12 2005, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't find him funny, I watch him because he's so surreal in a painfully offensive/mind staining way. It's good really. My mind doesn't actually get any dirtier and I get this wonderfully pretentious feeling that I'm better than others after watching it.

    Mental masturbation ftl.

    I still like them though <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm shalt leave this to coleman. He will do bett<u>a</u>r than silly me. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wimp <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->.

    Trust me Coleman I... pm <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin-aim+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (aim)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->GrainSilo No 04: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    GrainSilo No 04: HE OUT COLEMANED THE COLEMAN
    Hicks0418: D:!
    GrainSilo No 04: You are the fired.
    GrainSilo No 04: Bring in the new guy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    It seems the old master is defeated. I welcome CMeast as the new one.
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    edited April 2005
    damnit, no I'm not going to give up my reputation as the kinkiest person on the forum. And no one can ever take it away. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    /me bows <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I may look innocent but my mind is a swollen pit of iniquity. I act like ghandi, I think like Crowley <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    crowley's a nub compared to me
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    True, have you read the Satanic Bible? Just as much rubbish as any other bible (which is to say, some good points surrounded by a ton of rubbish).

    Ok, maybe Marquis De Sade then <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->. The trick is to look innocent.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 13 2005, 12:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 13 2005, 12:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> True, have you read the Satanic Bible? Just as much rubbish as any other bible (which is to say, some good points surrounded by a ton of rubbish).

    Ok, maybe Marquis De Sade then <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->. The trick is to look innocent. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hicks0418: "<span style='color:white'><<Quoting the above>></span>"
    GrainSilo No 04: saw it
    GrainSilo No 04: dunno what to say 'cept...  WTHowned
    Hicks0418: He's like more goth than me
    GrainSilo No 04: yup<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Coleman down! Repeat: Coleman down!

    All units evacuate the area!
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