Remember Touching Is Good?

MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
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Remember <a href='http://touchingisgood.com' target='_blank'>TouchingIsGood.com</a>? Remember how they would ship people hands?

Well, I was one of the people that, seeing the link on this forum, decided to sign up. And I was shocked when I read something in my Gmail inbox.

They're actually sending me one. Nintendo is sending me a fake, poseable hand. It should arrive Monday. I didn't think they'd actually do it.

Now, what the hell am I going to do with this thing?
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    touch stuff?

    maybe have it hang out of a bag?
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Maybe it can uh, give you a <b>hand</b> with a few <b>job</b>s around the place ...
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Apr 16 2005, 10:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Apr 16 2005, 10:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Maybe it can uh, give you a <b>hand</b> with a few <b>job</b>s around the place ... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You and me, Coleman, we're like kindred souls.
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    request lock due to disturbing images being generated...



    OI!
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  • UnderDOGUnderDOG Join Date: 2003-04-05 Member: 15221Members
    just creep up behing people and start touching thier face with it, should be good for some surprised yelps.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-UnderDOG+Apr 16 2005, 10:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UnderDOG @ Apr 16 2005, 10:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> just creep up behing people and start touching thier face with it, should be good for some surprised yelps. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I like the way you think. And the cut of your jib.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    handshakes where your hand comes off!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> request lock due to disturbing images being generated...



    OI!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    /me laughs uncontrollably and manically.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Ooh! I could make the end of it all ragged, and put some fake blood on it, and then throw it at people!
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Apr 17 2005, 02:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Apr 17 2005, 02:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ooh! I could make the end of it all ragged, and put some fake blood on it, and then throw it at people! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    PERFECT! But kinda throw it so it looks like your hand is coming off and jumping by itself.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Need to smack your **** but fear retaliation? This hand is your answer.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Testament+Apr 17 2005, 02:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Apr 17 2005, 02:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Need to smack your **** but fear retaliation? This hand is your answer. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How convenient. I was just listening to Smack my **** up ... where's the hidden bug?
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Big Brother loves you.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    *mashes webcam*
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    perhaps attach it like it's holding your head... suddenly you've been possessed by Stubbs the Zombie!
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    Call some people to come over, lay on your couch with the bloody hand grasping at your throat. If you can look like you've been choked, all the better.


    Preferably filmed with a nanny-cam-like apparatus.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Apr 17 2005, 02:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Apr 17 2005, 02:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *mashes webcam* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    WAIT!!

    WITHOUT THIS WE CAN'T WATCH YOU CUT YOURSELF FOR YOUR ADORING GOTH FANS.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 17 2005, 03:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 17 2005, 03:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Apr 17 2005, 02:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Apr 17 2005, 02:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *mashes webcam* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    WAIT!!

    WITHOUT THIS WE CAN'T WATCH YOU CUT YOURSELF FOR YOUR ADORING GOTH FANS. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So you're one of my goth fans, huh?
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    My friend got his, and brought it over... it's not posable:
    <img src='http://users.adelphia.net/~djlink128/Hand.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    But hey, it's free, what can you expect? I'm getting mine too, on the 20th.
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    You'd think you'd be weirded out, but there all gone <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> I want my free hand lol...oh the random pointless things I coulda done with it.
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  • Quantum_MooseQuantum_Moose Join Date: 2005-03-05 Member: 43643Members
    I was going to order one of those but they ran out.

    You lucky...
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  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Well duh you cut your own hand off sew this on and then pump it full of nanites which leads to super strength, I guess. Then go tell ppl "Hey im part cyborg!" *Waves crappy sewed hand bleeding on any one near causing panic* and become c00l.
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Grope people in the mall.
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    A plot. All those hands will come alive at night when you're sleeping, and choke you to death. Yep.
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    I once, accidently ofcourse, touched a female. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Then it farted and it went down my throat! <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->




    Touch sheep with it.
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    Get a plactic bag and put the hand with some ketchup and some other stuff in it. Than call a friend and ask him if he could "help you out".

    <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    Put blood-looking stuff all over the bottom of a door by the house and sit the hand by the door making it look like it got chopped off... Or something creative...

    Better yet, put a red-paint covered beach towl in your back seat and put the hand sticking out, fun for people who look in your car window while your at work.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+Apr 17 2005, 08:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ Apr 17 2005, 08:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Put blood-looking stuff all over the bottom of a door by the house and sit the hand by the door making it look like it got chopped off... Or something creative...

    Better yet, put a red-paint covered beach towl in your back seat and put the hand sticking out, fun for people who look in your car window while your at work. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Your doors go up and down ... ?
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    you'd have to paint the hand fairly well for a lot of these ideas to work...
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  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    You can use it as a doorknob, so when people want to open your front door, they have to grab it and turn.
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    cut off your hand and replace it with the fake one. then you already have the blood on it, throw it at people and when they freak out, show them your fake hand. they will be relieved.
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