Witty Comeback Thread

PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">tread it like a game!</div> Well, i had this funny idea while in the shower today, wich i hope, that you both like and enjoy it.
Isn´t awful if other people make fun of you?
Wouldn´t you like to get it back to them with a funny answer?
Well, heres your chance to train your mind for the real chalange and have a good laught, too.

It goes as follows:
I post a rude, crude, disgusting, crappy, mind-flabbering insult on you.
Then you think of a witty comeback to kick me in the butt.
Write it down, the post your own insult for the next one, and the line continues.

Try to be genue, try to be funny, and don´t try to hurt anyones feeling.
So, lemme start:

Now that you mention it: You smell like my Gramps armpits!
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    No, you do <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Chances of this thread being locked are quite high. It might be worth deleting or at least changing the idea slightly.
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  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 19 2005, 09:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 19 2005, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->No, you do <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Chances of this thread being locked are quite high. It might be worth deleting or at least changing the idea slightly.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As i said, i wanted intelligent answers.

    Anyone can dumb**** answers, but noone likes these, and most people would hate you for them.
    But if you can come back with a wink in your eye, you will even rise in their eyes!

    So if you cant take the challange, give it up, and don´t be a spammer.
    Since if you post such **** like this, its only natural that threads get locked!
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited April 2005
    The question is, <i>can you do it.</i>

    If need be, imagine my face on the ball so to speak.

    **EDIT**
    Oooh let's get the ball rolling, someone retort;

    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->tread it like a game!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Spelt like a true foreigner, I see.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    uh... How appropriate, you fight like a Cow!
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Apr 19 2005, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Apr 19 2005, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You smell like my Gramps armpits! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's nice to know you chose to experience that first hand. Similar to your desire to aquire family underwear.

    P.S .. you're a moron.

    P.P.S.. This thread is going nowhere fast. It takes no skill to sit and think about comebacks. Plus the NS forums is the last place I'd expect to find it.
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Your mum.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Apr 19 2005, 01:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Apr 19 2005, 01:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As i said, i wanted intelligent answers. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We can't go down to this level?:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You smell like my Gramps armpits!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Like this thread, you should keep your mouth locked because that was dumb.
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 19 2005, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 19 2005, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No, you do <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Chances of this thread being locked are quite high. It might be worth deleting or at least changing the idea slightly. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://xs25.xs.to/pics/05162/nicepost.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • DubbilexDubbilex Chump Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-enf0rcer+Apr 19 2005, 03:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (enf0rcer @ Apr 19 2005, 03:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> P.P.S.. This thread is going nowhere fast. It takes no skill to sit and think about comebacks. Plus the NS forums is the last place I'd expect to find it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh, like you're headed for the top? Get a life, nerd!
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  • Owen1Owen1 Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15457Members
    ***!
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  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Apr 19 2005, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Apr 19 2005, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You smell like my Gramps armpits! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That reminds me. He wants his $5 back. He says his dog can do it better than you.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-WaterBoy+Apr 19 2005, 03:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WaterBoy @ Apr 19 2005, 03:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Apr 19 2005, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Apr 19 2005, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You smell like my Gramps armpits! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That reminds me. He wants his $5 back. He says his dog can do it better than you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Burned.
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  • heartshapedheartshaped Join Date: 2005-04-14 Member: 48425Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Apr 19 2005, 03:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Apr 19 2005, 03:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Apr 19 2005, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Apr 19 2005, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No, you do <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Chances of this thread being locked are quite high. It might be worth deleting or at least changing the idea slightly. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src='http://xs25.xs.to/pics/05162/nicepost.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Holy damn. Is that from a WW1 movie? If so, which one?! :|
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    If this had been actually funny and witty, I would of allowed it, but sigh. The roaming pack of forum nubs have wreaked havoc upon this land.

    Locked.
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