Pranks To Play At Stores/whatever

DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
edited April 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">list your ideas :D</div> Some guys at school were joking about calling the school while down in the vocational and call the teacher up at the highschool and ask for 'Dixon Butts' to come to the office, but they never did. Maybe come up with some other ones, I love to go to walmart and whatever on weekends with friends and screw around <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

A good one is to smear ketchup all the way to the bathroom in walmart, but cameras would catch that one <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    A couple of friends of mine left a frozen chicken behind a bookcase in the college library. It's the perfect crime. It won't smell at all for a good deal of time, and when it does, it goddamned reeks. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Mad_ManMad_Man Join Date: 2003-06-13 Member: 17359Members, Constellation
    Ok this one is complex, and happened at the grocers store I worked at. Take a bottle of vodka, non see though bottle of orange juice and some cooking pans, next pour the orange juice into the cooking pans until its empty then put the vodka into it. Put the cooking pans behind a stack of tissues (or other towel type stuff) and proceed to check out your orange juice.
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  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Apr 25 2005, 10:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Apr 25 2005, 10:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A couple of friends of mine left a frozen chicken behind a bookcase in the college library. It's the perfect crime. It won't smell at all for a good deal of time, and when it does, it goddamned reeks. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ive heard fish works better <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    gotten a couple emails about this though, too bad i didnt save them, you can set all the alarms to go off in 5 minute intrevals, bring a whole bunch of bedding to the camping department and set up your shelter, drop condoms in random people's shopping carts...

    I wouldnt just cause i hope to not be that mean (in some cases) but that would be awesome to see <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Apr 25 2005, 10:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Apr 25 2005, 10:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>A couple of friends of mine</b> left a frozen chicken behind a bookcase in the college library. It's the perfect crime. It won't smell at all for a good deal of time, and when it does, it goddamned reeks. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, sure, friends of yours.
    Friends.
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  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    Anyway, get yourself a box of Pocky. Go to the nearest 7-Eleven. Walk around a bit. Proceed to the cashier. Hand over the box of Pocky. Act innocent and tell them it's on the shelf over there, the last one too.
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  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    I once feigned choking to death after gulping down a free sample nibblet at Costco. My friend who was working there at the time just stood where he was with a look of utter dissapointment at several people rushed to my aid. After I was done with my little performance I calmly gathered myself and walked out the front doors as if nothing happened. According to my friend, the people who were trying to help me just stood there with a look of shock on their faces for about a minute before returning to their bargain hunting <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Man+Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ok this one is complex, and happened at the grocers store I worked at. Take a bottle of vodka, non see though bottle of orange juice and some cooking pans, next pour the orange juice into the cooking pans until its empty then put the vodka into it. Put the cooking pans behind a stack of tissues (or other towel type stuff) and proceed to check out your orange juice. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's, uh, not exactly a prank. That'd be more along the lines of theft. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AmbassadorAmbassador Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13942Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Man+Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ok this one is complex, and happened at the grocers store I worked at. Take a bottle of vodka, non see though bottle of orange juice and some cooking pans, next pour the orange juice into the cooking pans until its empty then put the vodka into it. Put the cooking pans behind a stack of tissues (or other towel type stuff) and proceed to check out your orange juice. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Explain this to me.
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ambassador+Apr 25 2005, 10:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ambassador @ Apr 25 2005, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Man+Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ok this one is complex, and happened at the grocers store I worked at. Take a bottle of vodka, non see though bottle of orange juice and some cooking pans, next pour the orange juice into the cooking pans until its empty then put the vodka into it. Put the cooking pans behind a stack of tissues (or other towel type stuff) and proceed to check out your orange juice. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Explain this to me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Vodka is more expensive than orange juice. He's dumping the orange juice and taking the vodka in its place. And I guess the orange juice is supposed to smell or something later on.
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  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ambassador+Apr 25 2005, 10:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ambassador @ Apr 25 2005, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Man+Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Apr 25 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ok this one is complex, and happened at the grocers store I worked at. Take a bottle of vodka, non see though bottle of orange juice and some cooking pans, next pour the orange juice into the cooking pans until its empty then put the vodka into it. Put the cooking pans behind a stack of tissues (or other towel type stuff) and proceed to check out your orange juice. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Explain this to me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He steals vodka by masquerading it as orange juice. It's a good way to either get booze without getting carded or get arrested.
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  • MrRadicalEdMrRadicalEd Turrent Master Join Date: 2004-08-13 Member: 30601Members
    edited April 2005
    back in the heyday of the Phone Losers of America I helped RBCP start a <a href='http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/index.html' target='_blank'>Wal-Mart prank site</a> by brainstorming ideas.

    The best one I can think of was to pick up meat and eggs and leave them in all sorts of places in the store for it to stink up the area.

    More recently though I had purchased a jar face cleanser or something and when I brought it home I noticed someone had super glued the lid of the plastic jar. I ended up making a mess anyway, but I had to tip my hat to the kid who thought of doing that.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Detergent in the fountain at school rules I heard.
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  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    Alright, this worked about 5 times for me in a safeway:

    1. Put whatever alcoholic beverages you want in a push cart.

    2. Walk out the front door.

    3. Get drunk.



    Oh man, last saturday was awesome.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Go to your local shoe store, and find a shoe box with some shoes you like.

    <i>Then</i> take <u>your</u> shoes off, and put <u>their</u> shoes on, with yours in the box. Then put the box back and walk out of the store.

    Then give me your address, so I can come murder you and take revenge for all shoe salesmen everywhere.
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  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    Or, we don't have to be losers and ruin the store for everyone...?
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited April 2005
    There's a great one from Dane Cook's CD, "Harmful if Swallowed". You go up to a person about to get on their flight at an airport, and you stand next to them until they look up at you, and you say in a real soft voice, "Don't get on the flight."
    "You know they're thinking, 'I don't think I should get on this flipping flight. I think an angel just told me not to get on the flight! Thank you, angel wearing jeans!'"

    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Apr 25 2005, 08:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Apr 25 2005, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Go to your local shoe store, and find a shoe box with some shoes you like.

    <i>Then</i> take <u>your</u> shoes off, and put <u>their</u> shoes on, with yours in the box.  Then put the box back and walk out of the store.

    Then give me your address, so I can come murder you and take revenge for all shoe salesmen everywhere. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>Someone</i> sounds a bit bitter. A shoe salesman would sound very bitter about this.
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Apr 25 2005, 10:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Apr 25 2005, 10:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A couple of friends of mine left a frozen chicken behind a bookcase in the college library. It's the perfect crime. It won't smell at all for a good deal of time, and when it does, it goddamned reeks. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hah that reminds me of another good one: Take a crap in the tank behind the toilet at school. Make sure its a nice and stinky one too. Every time someone flushes it, it will make the whole room stink. For a better effect, do it at a friends house <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    The classic flaming dog crap usually does the trick, or just pick up all the pumpkins you can possibly see, and chuck them on the ground.
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Apr 25 2005, 11:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Apr 25 2005, 11:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Or, we don't have to be losers and ruin the store for everyone...? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Speaking as someone in retail - obey this man. OrI'll bludgeon you with an organic carrot.
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  • BreakthroughBreakthrough Texture Artist (ns_prometheus) Join Date: 2005-03-27 Member: 46620Members, Constellation
    Run around the store with headphones and yell out music, crush chip bags... Oh the fun. Pretty soon, I might be working at these places!
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  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    <a href='http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/intercoms.html' target='_blank'>http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/intercoms.html</a>
    I MUST DO THIS!
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    You know how when you drive to a shopping centre and you're looking for a spot in the carpark you can look for people who's evidently just come out of the centre and are going home so you can follow them to their car an take the spot when they leave? Well, someday I'm going to get myself some plastic bags full of stuff and just lead cars around the parking lot, randomly. I'll be like the pied piper of Hamlin, but with cars.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+Apr 26 2005, 09:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ Apr 26 2005, 09:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/intercoms.html' target='_blank'>http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/intercoms.html</a>
    I MUST DO THIS! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Phonelosers is a funny site...

    However I lost ALL respect for them for being the pathetic little ****s that steal credit card numbers.

    If I meet even one treacherous employee like that, you'd bet I'd be all over them like fire on charcoal.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    As would I.
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Man+Apr 25 2005, 08:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Apr 25 2005, 08:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ok this one is complex, and happened at the grocers store I worked at. Take a bottle of vodka, non see though bottle of orange juice and some cooking pans, next pour the orange juice into the cooking pans until its empty then put the vodka into it. Put the cooking pans behind a stack of tissues (or other towel type stuff) and proceed to check out your orange juice. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    pfft then youd have the little drops of orange juice that were left in the bottle mix with the vodka
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  • StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
    Hmm, slightly off-topic. But here is a cool prank to play at the show-off girl at a social gathering that has dancing in it. Take for instance a school dance.

    1. You and major number of guys make a big entrance to get everyones attention
    2. All together go towards the girl in question
    3. Make a fuss of who shoudl ask her first of the dance, start mock fights even
    4. Then all of a sudden one of u say like "Meh its not worth it" and all of you slowly do the same.
    5. All of you walk away.

    Really simple but hillarious prank. Well was funny when me and friends did it.
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    another funny prank is to give a little kid a ID that looks ALOT like them and go see if they can buy alcohol or porn
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Ok, this could of been cute and funny, but since we have a few illegal ideas, and a link to a page full of swearing and such, this is getting Locked <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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