Another Ebay Thread.

Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
edited April 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">I couldn't resist...</div> <i>Presenting...</i>

<span style='color:silver'><span style='font-size:19pt;line-height:100%'>THE GUARDIAN!:</span></span>

<span style='color:lightblue'><span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>The Latest In Bunker Technology</span></span>

<img src='http://i4.ebayimg.com/01/i/00/20/4e/6e_1.JPG' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

That's right, a Hurricane, Tornado, Flood, Terrorist Proof Bunker. Includes multiple configurations for different uses, among them but not limited to the Standard, office, dormitory and medical configurations.

<a href='http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3204&item=2942804231&rd=1&ssPageName=WD1V#ebayphotohosting' target='_blank'>CLICK HERE FOR EBAY AUCTION</a>

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With this auction you get:
Guardian Bunker (standard configuration) equipped with:
Induced forced air system moved by a dual turbine system that changes the inside air every 60 seconds
A portable potty
A powerful ventilation system
Lighting 12 & 110
One Battery Pack
First aid kit
TV and VHS
One exterior camera
Manual door

<a href='http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3204&item=2942804231&rd=1&ssPageName=WD1V#ebayphotohosting' target='_blank'>ORDER YOURS TODAY!</a>
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  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    Terrorist proof? I'm sure if terrorists saw "The Guardian" with stars and stripes plastered all over it, they'd completely ignore it.

    Also, is it just me, or does this look exactly like a squashed mooninites' ship?
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  • ScrapScrap Join Date: 2005-01-06 Member: 32953Members
    edited April 2005
    why is it shaped like that?so you could only stand in 1 place and only be alone there?Oh and i wonder if it can rocketboost itself to air.

    and why is the camo pattern forming a smiley? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    and in 2 years or so i guess this will be on the tv shop channel because it feels like it should be there.
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    It looks like a space invader...
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  • napinapi Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14172Members, Constellation
    what do you do if they put a towel over the air-vent ... ? or if they block the door? ... it needs a mounted laser gun or twelve i feel
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  • ByekaByeka Name changed from Freak83 Toronto Join Date: 2003-03-13 Member: 14484Members, Constellation
    Terrorist/Hurricane/Tornado/Natural diaster protection

    Also "Doubles as a sauna, guest house, pool house, playhouse"

    lol
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Only my fellow americans would be egotistical enough to make a miniature fortress and paint it in the colors of their flag. That's why I love this thing. And yes it does look like a space invader. I don't remember what the mooninite's base looked like but that doesn't surprise me either.
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  • Mad_ManMad_Man Join Date: 2003-06-13 Member: 17359Members, Constellation
    A good flood would so own that bunker
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Man+Apr 28 2005, 05:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Apr 28 2005, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A good flood would so own that bunker <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's standing rather high up. If by "good flood", you mean "Call Noah, we're in trouble", then I suppose you might have some difficulties....
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Man+Apr 28 2005, 05:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mad Man @ Apr 28 2005, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A good flood would so own that bunker <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And on that note, let it sit in the path of an F5. I'd at least give it a few seconds of chance. Just to be fair.
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    edited April 2005
    You want strange Ebay links. I'll give you the <a href='http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=68191&item=4545301886&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW' target='_blank'>Holy Golf</a>!

    check the pictures <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I can't read it. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    lol saw these a while ago. Gave me a good laugh.
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  • SpetsnazSpetsnaz Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24761Members, Constellation
    edited April 2005
    WTH, first double!
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tyrain+Apr 28 2005, 04:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tyrain @ Apr 28 2005, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You want strange Ebay links. I'll give you the <a href='http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=68191&item=4545301886&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW' target='_blank'>Holy Golf</a>!

    check the pictures <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its more like... excommunicated golf. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Wow. Uh...who would check their car's history, just to see if the pope perchance had owned it?
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  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    Nothing is "Terrorist proof"
    If you build it, someone will find a way to destroy it.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    What if I build a terrorist?
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  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Apr 28 2005, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Apr 28 2005, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It looks like a space invader... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    who says its not?

    i saw these on the news sometime a while back though, they may be powerful, but u need to b pretty paranoid to use one.

    next time start an ebay private island thread <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ANeM+Apr 28 2005, 06:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ Apr 28 2005, 06:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Nothing is "Terrorist proof"
    If you build it, someone will find a way to destroy it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I guess it's "terrorist resistant" then.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Apr 28 2005, 08:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Apr 28 2005, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What if I build a terrorist?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Then you win I guess.

    But I would probably build a Counter terrorist and we'd play us some cs.

    <!--QuoteBegin-A Chick Tract+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (A Chick Tract)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->DEagle?!?

    SAVING FOR AWP!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    ill build a server lets go!!!!!

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    me prefers t3h lmg. <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I'm already building hacks.
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Apr 29 2005, 02:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Apr 29 2005, 02:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What if I build a terrorist? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Fatal exception error.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    It'd be funny if I was just going through my regular day then this popup just appears in front of my face saying life.dll has run an illegal operation and must be shut down.
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