Most Mundane Thing You've Done While Drunk?

[WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Buzzed nerds are still nerds.</div> I'm sitting, downing a Miller Genuine Draft while doing a bit of programming and browsing these forums, and I got to thinking... "I wonder what lame stuff other people do while buzzed".


So, yeah, please share with the class what the lamest (and by lame, I mean non-partying activity) thing you've ever done drunk was.


I think mine has to be the programming I'm doing now.
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    lamest thing i did was me and a bunch of friends were REALY REALY drunk so we went into a local restaurant (conrads) which is open 24 hours a day it was around 2:30 we walked in this is basicly the diner where all the cops go for coffee and donuts. we started to play a game of who could do the stupidest thing by a cop and not get asked "sir have you been drinking tonight?" <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    the wierdest thing that happened to me tho was one night i woke up fully dressed in my bed with a girl i have never seen in my life passed out next to me and my car was missing. i later found out my girl friend drove me home and the girl was a friend of hers
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Well, I don't think it really qualifies as a non-party activity, but my friends and I get drunk and play Super Smash Bros. Melee fairly often.

    Edit: brings a new meaning to getting smashed, har.
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    I once woke up in the middle of my living room wearing nothing but a pair of freshly ironed pants. I have absolutely no idea what I did the previous night, and I know for a fact the pants weren't mine (althought they did fit perfectly...).
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    while these stories are interesting, I don't think you guys get the point, except gadzuko
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    btw T h e m miller sucks <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 3 2005, 11:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 3 2005, 11:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> btw T h e m miller sucks <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    not when it's cheap it doesn't
  • EuoplocephalusEuoplocephalus Join Date: 2003-02-21 Member: 13811Members
    edited May 2005
    Lamest? But all the good stories.....

    Anyways... I wrote a paper on for a 400 level Native American History class on the boarding schools many native americans were forcably taken to, usualy thousands of miles from their homes, to asmilate them in to the white american culture.

    It was supposed to be based primarly off a book that I negelected to read, at all. I was also halfway through my first forty of Olde English before I noticed that it was the day before it was due. Remebering what the date is seems to be beyond me, and I can never keep up with one of those nifty little planner calender things, so this isn't all that uncmmon, though I've yet to miss a due date. Knock on wood. Anyways, after my thrid forty and no sleep I did manage to stumble into my class and hand a paper to my professor, still warm from the printer, slur some excuse and wander back to my room to sleep.

    Oddly enough it was the paper I got the highest grade on in that class, despite the numerous proofreading errors.

    edit: bah....I got you beat on the cheap factor...nothing beats OE for that....except maybe Steel Reserve (which was the usualy drink....we were supposed to be celebrating somthing or other that night) or Keystone Light ( I do in fact have some standards...I'll never sink that low, my alcoholism be damned <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Euoplocephalus+May 3 2005, 11:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Euoplocephalus @ May 3 2005, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oddly enough it was the paper I got the highest grade on in that class, despite the numerous proofreading errors. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    written truly from the heart <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • EuoplocephalusEuoplocephalus Join Date: 2003-02-21 Member: 13811Members
    Surely not my head....was rereading after I sobered up and don't remember writing half of it.......
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    well the lamest thing i did was got drunk in the morning and later ended up in the school office putting together student files

    and T h e m if you want cheap you should get to know my 3 good friends Jack Daniels, Capt morgan , and mr black label. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    Also, I think I should note that it is a proven fact that drinking increases one's ability to get high scores on Dance Dance Revolution. If you don't believe me, try it yourself.
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    I downed the last of a fifth of Burnett's vodka at 8:10 in the morning.

    Because..

    I had to take the WASL (Washington Assesment of Student Learning) after I got off the bus. Yay for drunk standardized testing.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-funbags+May 3 2005, 11:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (funbags @ May 3 2005, 11:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I downed the last of a fifth of Burnett's vodka at 8:10 in the morning.

    Because..

    I had to take the WASL (Washington Assesment of Student Learning) after I got off the bus. Yay for drunk standardized testing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hell i got a 1400 on my SATs while drunk <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 3 2005, 11:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 3 2005, 11:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hell i got a 1400 on my SATs while drunk <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And you thought the cop game was lamer?
  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    I once did a crossword while drunk. Every time I got a word right I took a shot of vodka. I passed out after 20 words... I think.
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    I found myself in some womans house watching volleyball at 3:30am.
    I can still remember the layout of the room pretty well.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-The Necroscope+May 4 2005, 01:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (The Necroscope @ May 4 2005, 01:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I found myself in some womans house watching volleyball at 3:30am.
    I can still remember the layout of the room pretty well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Clothed Y/N ?
  • CyberPitzCyberPitz Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31301Members, Constellation
    First time I ever got drunk, and failry lame.

    Was drinking, for the first time, alone....playing the original Sim City on the PC (emulators ftw), and it was getting kinda hard to see, I just thought I was staring at teh screen too long. So I sat down watched some TV....Well, I kept missing the chair. After 5 attempts, I freak out. I have no idea whats wrong, I'm dizzy, can't see straight, bad coordination. I try to call my mother whom I was visiting (I was 17...yeah I know, I don't drink ever..so bear with me) and I'm BAWLING... Convo goes.

    "OMG MOM!! I'm *explain symptoms*"...
    "Where you drinking alchohol?"
    "No! I was drinking *name of some alcohol that tasted really good..."
    "*laff, you newb, you're drunk!"

    I continue to bawl my eyes out until she gets there, and tells me that I'm a moron. So I hang over the toilet for a good 2 hrs ready to throw up...I held it down pretty well..

    O_O
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Sung a kareoke version of CKY - Skeletor vs Beastman :\.
    I was Skeletor.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    While completely smashed, my friends and I acted as aliens/marines from NS and played out the game. Call it geeky if you want, but it was damn fun <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+May 4 2005, 12:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ May 4 2005, 12:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> While completely smashed, my friends and I acted as aliens/marines from NS and played out the game. Call it geeky if you want, but it was damn fun <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ladies and Gentleman, I think we have a winner!
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Hmm...

    Well, when I'm drunk I manage to stay very lucid. I've had a number of discussions on philosophy with a friend of mine when we went down South, with me drunk off my gourd and him completely sober. Stuff like the nature of existence, etc. My gesticulations and enunciations were much more... pronounced than usual, but I'm pretty sure I was coherent.

    While we're at it, I'll throw in the stupidest thing I've ever done while drunk (absolutely free!). After a night of drinking and making merry in various establishments around Northbridge, I tried to get a taxi home. I don't remember what'd happened to everyone else or how they'd got home. Anyway, I naively tried ringing to order a taxi.

    After the bastards put me on hold for half an hour (on a mobile, no less) and me barely being able to hear the guy on the other end (and vice versa), then waiting for another 40 mins or so for the taxi to turn up (it didn't), and some half-hearted attempts to try to catch one at random, I thought to myself "Hang on. I think I know exactly how to get back to my house from here... why don't I just try walking back?". I've always wanted to just walk somewhere in the dead of night when all the world's asleep and... I'm drifting off topic. Anyway, my house is nowhere near Northbridge. It's in Dianella, something like a half an hour\twenty minute drive. It was three or four in the morning.

    So I did. I just started walking. With no idea how how safe or unsafe the streets might be at that time of morning. I thought to myself that I'd stick to the shadows as much as possible (for all the good that would do), and avoid parks and parking lots on the grounds that they're reasonable places for people to hang out. It turns out I saw exactly two people on foot the whole way back - one guy walking on the other side of the road from me, which was by the time it was getting light, and a taxi driver washing his taxi at a garage. Although, a funny thing happened when I was walking past a golf course on the way - a car passed me and turned in to the golf course, which I thought was a bit strange. A few minutes later, I heard a security alarm go off coming from the direction of the club house, and decided maybe it was a good idea to cross the street and quicken my pace a little.

    So in the end I made it with naught more than sore feet. It was actually kinda fun. It's a strange feeling being semi-drunk and sleep deprived in the wee hours when everything is pitch black and you're the only one around; a strange feeling of invincibility, that you can do anything you damn well like and get away with it.

    Anyway. Mundane, right - me being a drunk philosopher.
  • ElvenThiefElvenThief aka Elven Thief (ex. NS Programmer) Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8754Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    The lamest thing I ever did while drunk was fill out a resume and application for a job via email.
    Was using Opera at the time and pulled a right-click + up mouse gesture. Closed the window before I could send the email. I was uber-angry at that time and starting to buzz.
    I refilled my huge glass full of Southern Comfort and retyped the whole thing in 45 minutes. By the time I was done, I had drank over half a bottle of black label (100 proof) SoCo.
    I later found myself in the bathroom puking and somehow my roommates found me naked in the bathtub with the water running - about 5 minutes from drowning myself.
    Long story short, they cleaned up my mess and I got the job.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    I generally log onto #NS and inform everyone as to how drunk I am.
  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-CyberPitz+May 4 2005, 02:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CyberPitz @ May 4 2005, 02:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> First time I ever got drunk, and failry lame.

    Was drinking, for the first time, alone....playing the original Sim City on the PC (emulators ftw), and it was getting kinda hard to see, I just thought I was staring at teh screen too long.  So I sat down watched some TV....Well, I kept missing the chair.  After 5 attempts, I freak out.  I have no idea whats wrong, I'm dizzy, can't see straight, bad coordination.  I try to call my mother whom I was visiting (I was 17...yeah I know, I don't drink ever..so bear with me) and I'm BAWLING... Convo goes.

    "OMG MOM!!  I'm *explain symptoms*"...
    "Where you drinking alchohol?"
    "No!  I was drinking *name of some alcohol that tasted really good..."
    "*laff, you newb, you're drunk!"

    I continue to bawl my eyes out until she gets there, and tells me that I'm a moron.  So I hang over the toilet for a good 2 hrs ready to throw up...I held it down pretty well..

    O_O <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Holy ****, thats like... Unbeliebavly lame! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Worst thing I did was stomp some young **** head in <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    *edit* I take that back, we have a winner!

    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    I generally log onto #NS and inform everyone as to how drunk I am.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • DiscoDuckDiscoDuck Join Date: 2003-01-17 Member: 12393Members
    Well one time I had just the night before been riding in the car late at night when there was suddenly a cow in the road. I did the only logical thing, I pointed and start saying cow, cow, cow in a monotone. The driver looks over and goes huh, huh, OH . Screech. Well we didn't hit it and got it back in the field. Next day I got home late from work got drunk and started thinking about the badger badger mushroom song and the cow.

    So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow


    COWBADGERS!

    I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!

    PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER

    just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"

    "FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.

    duh? she said

    I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.

    more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it.
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-DiscoDuck+May 4 2005, 09:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoDuck @ May 4 2005, 09:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well one time I had just the night before been riding in the car late at night when there was suddenly a cow in the road. I did the only logical thing, I pointed and start saying cow, cow, cow in a monotone. The driver looks over and goes huh, huh, OH . Screech. Well we didn't hit it and got it back in the field. Next day I got home late from work got drunk and started thinking about the badger badger mushroom song and the cow.

    So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow


    COWBADGERS!

    I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!

    PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER

    just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"

    "FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.

    duh? she said

    I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.

    more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    K, now explain how that comes under the catagory of "mundane".
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Over spring break, pretty much all of my friends but a few went to Myrtle Beach. I, of course, was stuck in beautiful upstate New York. So I had the remaining few people over and we got tanked and watched South Park.

    That's as boring as my drinking gets I guess.
  • napinapi Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14172Members, Constellation
    well... I decided it was time to do away with windows 98, and see if the old machine could run winXP... realised it was likely going to take some time, so went and got myself some whiskey, and settled down to do it.. half a bottle later i dragged myself of irc and started to do it.
    I woke up some hours later, booted the pc, and got confronted with the Win ME welcome screen ....

    nightmare. installed the wrong version. nearly passed out on the spot right there!
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Tried to tell a joke, didn't finish it after 2 hours coz my mate kept interrupting and then we played Hopscotch and followed one of those snake line things painted on playgrounds around and around and around and around and fell over.
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