Worlds Biggest Atrocity Since Hitler

CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Even Stalin.</div> I realize I said I wouldn't post here again but this was just too...too <i>vile</i> not to share...



I click on my "Get mail" button on MSN messenger to check to see who wrote to me. With my speakers at a "Gaming level" (Which is loud, but not so loud the police come) I hear a long, loud <b>OOOOOH!....</b>


My first thought was "A burgler is in my house, and she had an orgasm! Oh no!"

I open up my email and theres an advertisment that says


<b><i>Sex has consequences. <u>Pregnancy.</u></i></b>


...What the?
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  • CyberPitzCyberPitz Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31301Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Pregnancy has consequences....Coat Hangers.
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    Where can I get one of those!
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Hehe.. I thought it was funny when I sent it to you. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    somebody is stalking you...!!
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Its Cydane moaning in my home, oh my.
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+May 7 2005, 11:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ May 7 2005, 11:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hehe.. I thought it was funny when I sent it to you. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You sent pregnancy to CWAG?

    I actually think the worst thing that's ever happened is that www.google.com was <b>down</b> not so long ago.
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 7 2005, 11:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 7 2005, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Its Cydane moaning in my home, oh my. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now I've told you about bringing strange guys into the house without me!

    Shame on you!
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+May 7 2005, 04:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ May 7 2005, 04:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+May 7 2005, 11:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ May 7 2005, 11:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hehe.. I thought it was funny when I sent it to you. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You sent pregnancy to CWAG?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He's right, that <i>is</i> the world's biggest atrocity.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    CWAG is pregnant?
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+May 7 2005, 11:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 7 2005, 11:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> CWAG is pregnant? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, that explains a few things...
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    Commie's always been ambitious for sex.. I dont see what being pregnant has done to him.
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited May 2005
    <span style='color:white'>Be nice.</span>
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Sinspawn always assumes things... EVIL DOVE!!!!
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+May 7 2005, 06:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ May 7 2005, 06:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+May 7 2005, 11:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 7 2005, 11:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> CWAG is pregnant? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, that explains a few things... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol.. oh my <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    and btw

    So <i>thats</i> where babies come from!

    Email! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Worlds Biggest Atrocity Since Hitler, Even Stalin.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->CWAG is pregnant?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    Can I get this thread quoted for awesomeness? Served up on a silver platter? Thank you.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+May 7 2005, 06:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 7 2005, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Worlds Biggest Atrocity Since Hitler, Even Stalin.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->CWAG is pregnant?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>It begins...</i>
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 7 2005, 06:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 7 2005, 06:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+May 7 2005, 06:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 7 2005, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Worlds Biggest Atrocity Since Hitler, Even Stalin.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->CWAG is pregnant?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>It begins...</i> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The buying of Barney DVDs?

    or the Apocalypse?

    <span style='font-size:5pt;line-height:100%'>Or both? o.o</span>
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  • Nemesis_ZeroNemesis_Zero Old European Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 75Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    I fail to see the difference, honestly.
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  • CyberPitzCyberPitz Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31301Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+May 7 2005, 06:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ May 7 2005, 06:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I fail to see the difference, honestly. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Quoted For Truth
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Remember the old Alien advertisment where the letter was the egg and it slowly opened? Just imagine instead of green ooze...its one of my young...
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 7 2005, 06:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 7 2005, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Remember the old Alien advertisment where the letter was the egg and it slowly opened? Just imagine instead of green ooze...its one of my young... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ...

    ... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    ...yeah, apocalpyse.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I had a few pictures sorted for a photoshop but I remembered I had no talent and cried
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I wish to see this email firsthand. Forward it to me please. I'm on AIM if you want my address.
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited May 2005
    I love my Gmail account...I can't even remember the last time I got spam. That is pretty weird I must say. People trying to tell you that sex leads to pregancy? I guess they've never heard of condoms or birth control.

    Edit: I smell lockage.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Well it wasn't an EMAIL, but an advertisment in the window itself, like where the MSN logo was and there was a little flash advert
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 7 2005, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 7 2005, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well it wasn't an EMAIL, but an advertisment in the window itself, like where the MSN logo was and there was a little flash advert <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ahhh so theres no chance of us seing it unless it pops up again...
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    I always thought sex led to orgasm…no one said anything about this pregnancy business.

    Thank God some good samaritan has taken to the virtual streets to inform the masses.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Haha, sounds like my girlfriend "ORGASM!?, I feel ripped off, and all I got was this morning sickness. "
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    Its a miracle that this thread isn't locked yet....
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