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OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Hugest Zelda Joke Ever</div> <a href='http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/' target='_blank'>http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/</a>

I have never seen such a gigantic and hilarious Zelda joke done so well. Aryll's profile is my favorite.
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    lol! look at the comments left by ganons friends
    <a href='http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/ganondorf.html' target='_blank'>http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hy.../ganondorf.html</a>
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    best. joke. ever.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <a href='http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/makar.html' target='_blank'>Hahahahah the picture is the best!</a>
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Heh, I got that kid back good when he tried to go into a cave after he threw my sign away. YOU CAN'T ENTER WITH SOMEBODY FOLLOWING YOU, STUPID! lol, pwned.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Roofles. :D
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  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    <a href='http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/bombchugrrl.html' target='_blank'>http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hy...ombchugrrl.html</a>
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Today I cut myself to see how much it bleeds.  My wrist disappeared and a rupee fell out of my arm.  I hate this town.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I saw this a couple days ago and it's hilarious.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    I barely even played Zelda, and this is still funny.

    <!--QuoteBegin-Fish Man's Interests+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fish Man's Interests)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 
    <b>General</b>  Painting's my main passion, small fry, but I'm also a fan of jumping around close to islands & helping out seafaring folk who have lost their way. And between you and me, fry, I have a few fetishes.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-ice cube+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ice cube)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You'd rather see me in the pen
    Than me and Lenzo rollin' in a Benzo.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    rofl
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <a href='http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/navi.html' target='_blank'>http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/navi.html</a>

    Look at the comments. The last one is pure gold.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited May 2005
    This is ****ing great. I love this.

    <!--QuoteBegin-HySpace.com+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (HySpace.com)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Bombchu Girl+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bombchu Girl)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I was looking through our prize bin today and it FREAKED ME OUT.  We've got the stuff you'd expect.  A bigger bomb bag, bombchu bombs, money, all of that.  But if you do the game enough you win a piece of heart.  YOU WIN A PIECE OF SOMEBODY'S HEART.  Aren't they going to need that?  And since when have my bosses been into organ harvesting?  Farore Christ, and since when did taking a piece of somebody's heart and putting it on your own make you stronger?  What is this, the ****ing Highlander? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Link+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Link)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Okay, this doesn't look too hard.

    <img src='http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/bombchubowl.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    I WILL TAKE THAT PIECE OF HEART

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    ^^ OKAY screw that. This one is even better.

    It's hilarious read the bottom.

    <a href='http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/hyspace/lordjabun.html' target='_blank'>Lord Jabun</a>
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Absolute brilliance.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Having only played OOT, a bit of majora's mask, and a few hours of LTTP round a friends house, there's only a few I get. That said.... ROFLCOPTER!

    Now the obligatory quoting of funny bits!

    <!--QuoteBegin-Boss of the Carpenters+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Boss of the Carpenters)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Why do Cucco, suddenly appear?  Every time.  I stab one repeatedly.  Just like me, they long to be, close to you.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <!--QuoteBegin-Boss of the Carpenters+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Boss of the Carpenters)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I think I just figured something out:

    1.  Whenever someone says my name it comes out red.
    2.  I am a carpenter
    3.  My son is also a carpenter but wanders around instead of working.

    I think I might be God!  Or at least the father of Jesus.  Wait, do we even have Jesus here?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Tingle+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tingle)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This is Tingle's special jpeg that he made himself. DONT STEAL IT~!!111<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Link in Tingle's comments+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Link in Tingle's comments)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Yo, just to clear things up...

    When you said you could "upgrade my seed satchel" the other day in Labrynna... you weren't being metaphoric or anything, right? We were talking about upgrading my actual seed satchel, in which I keep actual planting seeds... right?

    Hey...

    Right?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    the old man is so hilarious, given you have played through the original zelda.

    <!--QuoteBegin-old man+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (old man)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Let's getting this straight. Ones who DOES have Triforce can't go in? Or ones who DOES NOT have Triforce can't go in? What if ones have SOME Triforce? Can making down payment and only allow to one door? Wants to make sure I doing this job right.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    a little background information, pretty much the only words in the original zelda were coming from this old man, and he talked almost exactly like this. its quite funny.
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