Expecting!

Mantrid

As your wife is going into labor, shout something about ejecting the commander.

Ots

Grats.

Any guess's for the first word?

My guess; 'OHNOES!'

moultano

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you are a bad bad man.


Congrats, KFS!

TheDestroyer

Congrats.

Someone needs to make him Health and Cat Pack replacements of diapers and milk bottles, because hes gonna be seeing them for a while.

"Honey, I need a Diapa-Pack, STAT!"
"F4 outta that mindset and get it yourself!"

Faskalia

<!--QuoteBegin-Talesin+May 12 2005, 06:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ May 12 2005, 06:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> KFS, it's a bigger job than you can imagine, even now. Due to my stepdad being out on tour for the majority of my littlest sister's early childhood, I got to be essentially a surrogate Dad. You will grow to hate life, then remember that even after all the burpings and tantrums and diapers, you only get a couple years before 'love you daddy' turns into 'I hate you and want you to die!!!' when you tell 'em they can't go out with three guys after 1am.

So very glad I don't plan to have any of my own.


In any case, remember to change the oil every week or so and buff lightly with a dry chamois for best lustre after a wash. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Pffff....

At least you have the chance to become a grandpa or grandma onday.

As my grandparents used to say: Beeing a mother/father is hard, but once you are a grandma/grandpa your grandchildren are delievered clean, given back dirty and you still get thousands thanks <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Black_Viper

This might help, some how...

<a href='http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/' target='_blank'>Baby Name site from US Gov</a>


:Edit:
Theres much more than names, like help for n00bie baby parents...

SgtFury

Congrats KFS, but I echo the sentiment, there goes any freetime you used to have. Now you will have 2 people competing for your attention <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Metalcat

gratz!

babies are cute <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

but dont expect that when they grow up, ouch

Rob

That's great news! When you finally figure out whether you have a he or a she, take a picture of the cigar and post it so we can all pretend to smoke with you!

TommyVercetti

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Fixed. I'll be here. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->