Human Souls

MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
<a href='http://search.ebay.com/human-soul_W0QQfromZR40QQsojsZ1' target='_blank'>http://search.ebay.com/human-soul_W0QQfromZR40QQsojsZ1</a>

I'm both worried, and intrigued. Some of them are pretty low prices, maybe I should invest in one.

Comments

  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    That's a good idea. I could buy a soul and then sell it to the Devil for whatever I wanted. I'd still go to heaven.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I own about 6 human souls. I bought a pack of cigaretts and gave people at my school a cigarett for their soul.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <a href='http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005NCEZ/qid=1116222610/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/202-1752988-3175836' target='_blank'>Even better, December 2nd!</a>
  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Besides selling the soul...what else would you do with it?

    Place it on your mantle and show it off? Take it for walks? Use it as something to barter with?

    I may by the one in the necklace, cause its pretty.

    Oh, check <a href='http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5581270284&rd=1' target='_blank'>this</a> out...doll with a soul...hmm...got Chucky?
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Buying or selling souls seems like it would get you instantly condemned though... what gives you the right, etc.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Align+May 15 2005, 11:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ May 15 2005, 11:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Buying or selling souls seems like it would get you instantly condemned though... what gives you the right, etc. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It would give you instant money.
  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    Teenage girls trying to sell their soul is considered fraud. You can't sell what you don't have.
  • Asal_The_UnforgivingAsal_The_Unforgiving Join Date: 2003-03-26 Member: 14903Members
    Best way to make money, IMO. I'm not even certain a soul exists. What's the point in buying something that may not even be there?
  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    I think its really sad that some one woulda actually fall for something and buy one...



    Idiot: "Ooo look at me mommy I have some ones soul on paper!! I get to live twice!!"

    Mom: "Shut up you idiot and eat your supper"

    Idiot: "O_o"
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Asal The Unforgiving+May 15 2005, 08:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Asal The Unforgiving @ May 15 2005, 08:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Best way to make money, IMO. I'm not even certain a soul exists. What's the point in buying something that may not even be there? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uncertain? Of course it doesnt exist!
  • RellixRellix Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13572Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I know this is an advert, but i need to get rid of these stones that keep anthrax away!

    Only $1!

    Just send the money to youwillbuyanything@paypal.com

    Best to keep my soul with me....incase im wrong and it is right.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Wow, these people want far too much money for their souls. I used to buy and sell souls all the time in my senior year of high school, I've purchased souls for expired gift cards (they knew were expired), sticks of gum, I managed to talk someone into giving me their soul for a business card once. Even the most expensive souls I've bought have never ever cost me more than a dollar a peice, and I got a whole notebook full of 'em. Heck, I sold my own soul for a quarter.
  • spinviperspinviper Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16151Members
    I SO am going to buy some.... And devour them.
  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-spinviper+May 16 2005, 08:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (spinviper @ May 16 2005, 08:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I SO am going to buy some.... And devour them. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Taste best with ketchup with a dash of feces and a cold pint of human blood.
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+May 16 2005, 03:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ May 16 2005, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Wow, these people want far too much money for their souls. I used to buy and sell souls all the time in my senior year of high school, I've purchased souls for expired gift cards (they knew were expired), sticks of gum, I managed to talk someone into giving me their soul for a business card once. Even the most expensive souls I've bought have never ever cost me more than a dollar a peice, and I got a whole notebook full of 'em. Heck, I sold my own soul for a quarter. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Its simple economics really, supply and demand. Highschool/college student's souls aren't worth very much because there is a very large supply, similarly with the souls of atheists and the like. Souls of famous celebrities or politicol figures are worth somewhat more (note "donations" to congressmen). But by far, the most expensive souls are those of religious devout, because Satan has a bought up nearly all the supply.

    What are souls usefull for? Not a whole lot. They can make an effective form of currency, however the exchange rate varies per soul, with the average soul exchanging at around $0.83US/soul. Like most possesions however, they are most effectively used to impress the b****es.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Hah, reminds me of a few years ago. The co-owner of a forum I went to a few years ago tried to sell his soul on eBay. Never did hear if it sold.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SkulkBait+May 16 2005, 04:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SkulkBait @ May 16 2005, 04:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Its simple economics really, supply and demand. Highschool/college student's souls aren't worth very much because there is a very large supply, similarly with the souls of atheists and the like. Souls of famous celebrities or politicol figures are worth somewhat more (note "donations" to congressmen). But by far, the most expensive souls are those of religious devout, because Satan has a bought up nearly all the supply.

    What are souls usefull for? Not a whole lot. They can make an effective form of currency, however the exchange rate varies per soul, with the average soul exchanging at around $0.83US/soul. Like most possesions however, they are most effectively used to impress the b****es. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You'd actually be suprised how useful souls can be. I know of several hemp shops where human souls are exchangeable for product (although I wouldn't waste my souls on such stupidity) a good soul collection is also useful for raising an unholy army later on in life should you desire it.

    And as for the supply and demand issue, I think supply and demand in this case works towards the buyer. I mean, there are more than 6 billion souls in the world today and how many soul merchants do you know? I only know one besides myself. On strictly economic terms I'd think the soul selling populace wouldn't be able to give 'em away.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TheDestroyer+May 16 2005, 01:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheDestroyer @ May 16 2005, 01:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh, check <a href='http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5581270284&rd=1' target='_blank'>this</a> out...doll with a soul...hmm...got Chucky? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ionno mate, if it's asking for help, it might be safer than Chucky. I'd buy some o' those things and be really nice to 'em and maybe they'd serve me my food and make my bed and basically be room service for me.
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