Satan Changed His Address

Shzar · May 2005

<div class="IPBDescription">616??</div> <a href='http://www.religionnewsblog.com/11134' target='_blank'>Click This.</a>

Pity if you have a huge 666 tattoed on your forehead or something. Everybody would think you were a tremendous nerd.

Drfuzzy · May 2005

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And you can contiue your steriotypical preachings elsewhere, bible huggers :/

LokeTheSleekPeruvian · May 2005

Someone's gonna have to tell the Iron Maiden guys.

Jimmeh · May 2005

WELL IF YOU'RE 555 I'M... six one six?

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Spooge · May 2005

Turns out, the satanic digits are also my area code.

No word yet on whether or not they'll move <a href='http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?searchtype=address&country=US&addtohistory=&searchtab=home&address=&city=hell&state=mi&zipcode=' target='_blank'>Hell, MI</a> over to my side of the State.

Walkabout · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 16 2005, 03:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> WELL IF YOU'RE 555 I'M... six one six?

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Slipknot is balls.

Jimmeh · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Walkabout @ May 16 2005, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 16 2005, 03:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> WELL IF YOU'RE 555 I'M... six one six?

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Slipknot is balls.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Funny how you know the lyrics ;D

Maus · May 2005

Six! One six! The nuuuuumber of the beeeeeast!

Nemesis_Zero · May 2005

Actually, I can already imagine a few pretty nice visualizations of that number...

AlienCow · May 2005

Dammit now I gotta go scrub out the graffiti on my history folder...

Ratonetwothreetwoone · May 2005

i always figured 666 to be emperor nero...

still.. whats the difference.. emperor nero was just as badass as satan...

Trevelyan · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The fragment was part of a hoard of previously illegible manuscripts discovered in an ancient garbage dump outside the Egyptian city of Oxyrhynchus. Although the papyrus was first excavated in 1895, it was badly discoloured and damaged. Classics scholars at Oxford University were only recently able to read it using new advanced imaging techniques.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Perhaps the technology is flawed?

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' />

Ratonetwothreetwoone · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trevelyan @ May 16 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The fragment was part of a hoard of previously illegible manuscripts discovered in an ancient garbage dump outside the Egyptian city of Oxyrhynchus. Although the papyrus was first excavated in 1895, it was badly discoloured and damaged. Classics scholars at Oxford University were only recently able to read it using new advanced imaging techniques.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Perhaps the technology is flawed?

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
or maybe they threw it away because whoever wrote it screwed up the numbers?

Legionnaired · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 16 2005, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trevelyan @ May 16 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The fragment was part of a hoard of previously illegible manuscripts discovered in an ancient garbage dump outside the Egyptian city of Oxyrhynchus. Although the papyrus was first excavated in 1895, it was badly discoloured and damaged. Classics scholars at Oxford University were only recently able to read it using new advanced imaging techniques.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Perhaps the technology is flawed?

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
or maybe they threw it away because whoever wrote it screwed up the numbers?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
LOL! That'd be the most hilarious turn of events ever.

Cyndane · May 2005

While we are posting amusing stories...

<a href='http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/05/02/life.evolution.reut/index.html' target='_blank'>Evolution on trial (Kansas ftw!)</a>

About the same time, and just as good.

That was an excellent read for the humor it contained.

Tyrain · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I feel like I'm in a time warp here," said Topeka attorney Pedro Irigonegaray who has agreed to defend evolution as valid science. "To debate evolution is similar to debating whether the Earth is round. It is an absurd proposition."</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Ahh well... evolution is not proven yet. But well... it's the best theory right now.

DOOManiac · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ May 16 2005, 02:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> WELL IF YOU'RE 555 I'M... six one six?

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If you're 555 then you, your friends, and anyone else can read you then execute you. But thankfully they won't be able to write on you.

This'll never take. 616 just doesn't have the appeal that 666 does, so it won't stick. People will debunk this and any other thing and call it heresay and insist its Satan's minions working to lead people off the right path of knowing which number to avoid. Or something like that.

lolfighter · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 17 2005, 01:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>[...]616 just doesn't have the appeal that <b><u>666</u></b> does[...]</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Fixed. Yay for pedantery!

lolfighter · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 17 2005, 01:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Fixed. Yay for <b><u>pedantry!</u></b></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Fixed. Yay for pedantry and double-posting!
(Sorry. Artistic measure.)

SinSpawn · May 2005

615 + 617 the neighbours of the beast....

that just doesnt sound as good as 667 or 665 <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

deeply disappointed in religion..

TychoCelchuuu · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tyrain @ May 16 2005, 02:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I feel like I'm in a time warp here," said Topeka attorney Pedro Irigonegaray who has agreed to defend evolution as valid science. "To debate evolution is similar to debating whether the Earth is round. It is an absurd proposition."</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Ahh well... evolution is not proven yet. But well... it's the best theory right now.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
And has the earth's roundness been proven?

SLizer · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 17 2005, 02:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

This'll never take. 616 just doesn't have the appeal that 666 does, so it won't stick. People will debunk this and any other thing and call it heresay and insist its Satan's minions working to lead people off the right path of knowing which number to avoid. Or something like that.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
QFT. No ones intrested that its amazing 616 that hasn`t got the looks and sound of 666

And It would be really bad for Iron Maiden which I`m going to see in few months!!

Legionnaired · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ May 17 2005, 08:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tyrain @ May 16 2005, 02:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I feel like I'm in a time warp here," said Topeka attorney Pedro Irigonegaray who has agreed to defend evolution as valid science. "To debate evolution is similar to debating whether the Earth is round. It is an absurd proposition."</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Ahh well... evolution is not proven yet. But well... it's the best theory right now. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
And has the earth's roundness been proven? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Yes. We can look at the Earth from space and determine that it is, in fact, spherical.

The best we can do for Evolution is provide a staggering display of reasonable conclusions based on fossil records and the like.

ATM, I'm actually starting research the theological ramifications of Evolution being proved true. As far as I can tell, it would actually seek to re-inforce the idea of God granting free will, as no rational being could be expected to come to the conclusion that God did not exist if there was a © YHWH, 4001 B.C. found encoded in a certain human chomosome, or if any other such staggering evidence of ID came to light.

EDIT:

Be sure to read the response to that article <a href='http://www.religionnewsblog.com/11139' target='_blank'>http://www.religionnewsblog.com/11139</a>

Sky · May 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ May 17 2005, 11:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ATM, I'm actually starting research the theological ramifications of Evolution being proved true. As far as I can tell, it would actually seek to re-inforce the idea of God granting free will, as no rational being could be expected to come to the conclusion that God did not exist if there was a © YHWH, 4001 B.C. found encoded in a certain human chomosome, or if any other such staggering evidence of ID came to light.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Sounds like a certain Hitchhiker's-reference-turned-photoshopped-comic to me.

Satan Changed His Address

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