<!--QuoteBegin-reasa+May 17 2005, 01:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ May 17 2005, 01:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That article was petty good, but I took the liberty of making the story a bit more interesting:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->SAO PAULO, Brazil - A 32-year-old man and his parents were brutality slaughtered after the man agreed to be murdered along with his family if he lost a game of Counter-Strike, local bandits reported Saturday.
Authorities said the man and two others were playing characters who might be murdered depending on the outcome of the game. After Shaquille O'Neal lost, he allegedly allowed the other men to carry out the ritualistic sacrifices dedicated to Satan, just as happened in the popular online multiplayer game.
O'Neal and his parents were killed on April 26 after being drugged and tied to a bed with their own intestines, police said. Their bodies were found nine days later at the home in the town of Guarapari, 440 miles northeast of Sao Paulo.
After a brief shootout with police the killers escaped on their get-away Chupacabra and are still at large.
The popular NBA/movie star had been in Sao Paulo filming scenes for Kazaam II.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I like the re-write. Excellent job.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+May 17 2005, 02:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ May 17 2005, 02:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I like the re-write. Excellent job. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Why thank you.
I used to re-write articles in my local paper by adding the things I felt they left out. Then I would mail them to the editor.
They actually sent me a letter after the 5th or 6th article asking me to "construct my comments in a more productive manner” I stopped after that. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+May 17 2005, 02:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ May 17 2005, 02:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No no, videogaming is at fault.
You know what I'd love? If all the video game developers would collaborate to make an extremely ultra-violent video game, hardcore sexual content up the wazoo (perhaps literally?) etc. etc. etc. Make it about assaulting kindergartens with chainsaws or something, with gratuitous necrophiliac rape scenes liberally sprinkled about the game. Basically all "the media's" wet dreams rolled into one. Then name it "Scapegoat." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Raping kindergartener's corpses with a chainsaw? Count me in!
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->SAO PAULO, Brazil - A 32-year-old man and his parents were brutality slaughtered after the man agreed to be murdered along with his family if he lost a game of Counter-Strike, local bandits reported Saturday.
Authorities said the man and two others were playing characters who might be murdered depending on the outcome of the game. After Shaquille O'Neal lost, he allegedly allowed the other men to carry out the ritualistic sacrifices dedicated to Satan, just as happened in the popular online multiplayer game.
O'Neal and his parents were killed on April 26 after being drugged and tied to a bed with their own intestines, police said. Their bodies were found nine days later at the home in the town of Guarapari, 440 miles northeast of Sao Paulo.
After a brief shootout with police the killers escaped on their get-away Chupacabra and are still at large.
The popular NBA/movie star had been in Sao Paulo filming scenes for Kazaam II.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I like the re-write. Excellent job.
Why thank you.
I used to re-write articles in my local paper by adding the things I felt they left out. Then I would mail them to the editor.
They actually sent me a letter after the 5th or 6th article asking me to "construct my comments in a more productive manner” I stopped after that. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
the losers family would be nailed to upside down crucifixes and burned or something..
I agree, we should kill them. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sounds like wolf talk to me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Considering that I killed myself, if I'm following my own advice, I am a human. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
What sort of stupid... Freakin'... I mean, I can see it said as a joke, but... What the... Why...?
WTH...
You know what I'd love? If all the video game developers would collaborate to make an extremely ultra-violent video game, hardcore sexual content up the wazoo (perhaps literally?) etc. etc. etc. Make it about assaulting kindergartens with chainsaws or something, with gratuitous necrophiliac rape scenes liberally sprinkled about the game. Basically all "the media's" wet dreams rolled into one. Then name it "Scapegoat." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Raping kindergartener's corpses with a chainsaw? Count me in!