You Meet A Drop Dead Gorgeous Babe, But...

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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Just outta...interest...how old is she?

    And I'd say honesty is the best policy, but that'd probably get you nowhere.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    She's 37, however that is relevant. And the problem with my being honest is, I tend to tell it like it is.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Use the fact that she smells bad to your advantage!
    "You stink, let's go take a shower!"
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Hehehe, yet another great idea. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    I'm trying to imagine an perfume odor that I would be unable to power through....if, on the other hand, her breath stank like she had just eaten a dying skunk suffering from rotten tuna-induced indigestion, then I can imagine not wanting to kiss her. I can stand smells, I can't stand <u>tasting</u> the smell. You all know what I mean.
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 18 2005, 10:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 18 2005, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If it smells like chicken keep on lickin............................ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If it tastes like soap, just say nope.


    edit:

    If it tastes like fish, it's a dish.
  • theclamtheclam Join Date: 2004-08-01 Member: 30290Members
    If you were in her place, wouldn't you want her to tell you? You should tell her.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-theclam+May 18 2005, 10:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (theclam @ May 18 2005, 10:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> If you were in her place, wouldn't you want her to tell you? You should tell her. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    See, Men Are From Mars and Women Are From Venus ... just read the book. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • torquetorque Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20035Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    what the hell kind of perfume smells that bad??

    um, I've gotten a lot of compliments on my perfume, so I'll list them in case any of you guys want to pick it up for a girl in the future :X

    Dream Angels - Victoria's Secret
    Envy - Gucci
    Lolita Lempicka <- this one is a real winner apparently

    Yeah, I agree - just get her a perfume you like. Tell her how hot it would be if she wore it.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I just buy jumbo kegs with three X's on it and in parathesis it says "LE SMELL"
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Athena+May 19 2005, 05:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Athena @ May 19 2005, 05:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what the hell kind of perfume smells that bad?? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wish I'd have asked her now, in hindsight.

    All I know is I couldn't wait for that date to be over ... ... ...
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Depot man, it just takes some time getting used to it, dont be a baby, once you got to the second phase, you can buy her perfurme/tell her..

    P.S how old are YOU?
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Epidemic+May 19 2005, 07:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Epidemic @ May 19 2005, 07:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Depot man, it just takes some time getting used to it, dont be a baby, once you got to the second phase, you can buy her perfurme/tell her..

    P.S how old are YOU?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't be a baby? Because this gal wears dimestore perfume that could nearly gag a maggot and is so repulsive it ruined the evening I'm a baby? Your personal attack was not warranted, nor is it appreciated.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Look at his sig, I am estimating somewhere between 40-55.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 19 2005, 07:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 19 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Look at his sig, I am estimating somewhere between 40-55. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe that's my dad in the siggy, or even my papa ?!?!? And how does my age factor into this thread? Don't let Epidemic de-rail it ... ... ...
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+May 19 2005, 12:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ May 19 2005, 12:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Your personal attack was not warranted, nor is it appreciated. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Eh, personal attack? It was said lighthearted, dont take it so personal.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I like where this is going *hands dissapear into pants*
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 19 2005, 07:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 19 2005, 07:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Look at his sig, I am estimating somewhere between 40-55. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Depot is a gorge?
  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    Lolita Lempicka? Sounds like the paedophile's scent of choice.

    Depot:

    a) You buy a woman perfume, she'll always wear it once for you.

    b) You aren't buying the scent for her.

    c) If you can't think of a better way, try this:

    Start rubbing your eyes a lot when she's wearing it. Start building your case. Then you need to get some vicks:

    <a href='http://vicks.com/products/vapor_inhaler.shtml' target='_blank'>http://vicks.com/products/vapor_inhaler.shtml</a>

    To step things up a bit.

    Open the tube by squeezing the top between your teeth until the top pops off. Remove cotton wad inside.

    After you've built up a sufficiently plausible history of eye irritation whenever she's using the scent, rub a <b>tiny</b> (I can't emphasise that enough) amount of the chemicals from the Vicks swab under your eyes.

    When she sees you with tears running down your cheeks and a sniffy nose, yet your still bravely insisting "it's OK, I don't really notice it when I'm with you" she won't be able to replace the scent quick enough.

    *******************************************************************
    Whilst the above may seem, to some, to be a trifle under-handed, I would point out the fact that it's much kinder than telling a woman that she's been going around wearing a scent that makes her smell like a randy hippo during diarrhoea season.
  • ZelZel Join Date: 2003-01-27 Member: 12861Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+May 19 2005, 06:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ May 19 2005, 06:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 19 2005, 07:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 19 2005, 07:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Look at his sig, I am estimating somewhere between 40-55. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe that's my dad in the siggy, or even my papa ?!?!? And how does my age factor into this thread? Don't let Epidemic de-rail it ... ... ... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because this forum gets a lot of young teenagers whose overall experience with relationships is expected to be MUCH lower than the experience of the guy in your signature pic <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    i wouldn't have said what i did if i noticed it. now i would've just simply said to mention it to her and assume she is rational. you dont want an irrational person anyway. young teenagers have to deal with irrational girls because they 90% are at that age!
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    edited May 2005
    Just tell her, make a compliment out of it or something. "Can I be honest with you? I think you're beautiful, intelligent, funny and just all round incredible. I just wish you had a better taste in perfume." ... although don't word it like that, I know I wouldn't anyway.

    After you've made the comment you say that you don't really mind, it isn't important and you like spending time with her too much etc but she'll still change the perfume.

    One warning though, some women wear a strong scent for a reason <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Edit: PS his birthdate is in his profile you lazy people.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+May 19 2005, 09:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ May 19 2005, 09:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I like where this is going *hands dissapear into pants*<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes ASIAN CHICKS ARE HOT ... I brought a Korean gal back to the states with me many moons ago. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion May 19 2005+ 09:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion May 19 2005 @ 09:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->   
    QUOTE (CommunistWithAGun @ May 19 2005, 07:41 PM)
    Look at his sig, I am estimating somewhere between 40-55. 

    Depot is a gorge?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yuppers, the original NS fatteh hisself!

    <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel May 19 2005+ 10:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel May 19 2005 @ 10:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->   
    Lolita Lempicka? Sounds like the paedophile's scent of choice.

    Depot:

    a) You buy a woman perfume, she'll always wear it once for you.

    b) You aren't buying the scent for her.

    c) If you can't think of a better way, try this:

    Start rubbing your eyes a lot when she's wearing it. Start building your case. Then you need to get some vicks:

    <a href='http://vicks.com/products/vapor_inhaler.shtml' target='_blank'>http://vicks.com/products/vapor_inhaler.shtml</a>

    To step things up a bit.

    Open the tube by squeezing the top between your teeth until the top pops off. Remove cotton wad inside.

    After you've built up a sufficiently plausible history of eye irritation whenever she's using the scent, rub a tiny (I can't emphasise that enough) amount of the chemicals from the Vicks swab under your eyes.

    When she sees you with tears running down your cheeks and a sniffy nose, yet your still bravely insisting "it's OK, I don't really notice it when I'm with you" she won't be able to replace the scent quick enough.

    *******************************************************************
    Whilst the above may seem, to some, to be a trifle under-handed, I would point out the fact that it's much kinder than telling a woman that she's been going around wearing a scent that makes her smell like a randy hippo during diarrhoea season.  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As usual, well though out and original Gren. <b>YOU WIN THE PRIZE!! </b>Best idea EVAR. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-Zel May 19 2005+ 02:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zel May 19 2005 @ 02:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 

    QUOTE (Depot @ May 19 2005, 06:49 AM)
    QUOTE (CommunistWithAGun @ May 19 2005, 07:41 AM)
    Look at his sig, I am estimating somewhere between 40-55. 

    Maybe that's my dad in the siggy, or even my papa ?!?!? And how does my age factor into this thread? Don't let Epidemic de-rail it ... ... ... 


    Because this forum gets a lot of young teenagers whose overall experience with relationships is expected to be MUCH lower than the experience of the guy in your signature pic

    i wouldn't have said what i did if i noticed it. now i would've just simply said to mention it to her and assume she is rational. you dont want an irrational person anyway. young teenagers have to deal with irrational girls because they 90% are at that age!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Good point Zel.

    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast May 19 2005+ 02:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast May 19 2005 @ 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->   
    Just tell her, make a compliment out of it or something. "Can I be honest with you? I think you're beautiful, intelligent, funny and just all round incredible. I just wish you had a better taste in perfume." ... although don't word it like that, I know I wouldn't anyway.

    After you've made the comment you say that you don't really mind, it isn't important and you like spending time with her too much etc but she'll still change the perfume.

    One warning though, some women wear a strong scent for a reason

    Edit: PS his birthdate is in his profile you lazy people. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The birthday in my profile would of course match the photo in my siggy.
  • torquetorque Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20035Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Lolita Lempicka? Sounds like the paedophile's scent of choice.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Maybe, but normal guys seem to fall all over it just fine <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> It doesn't smell very... childish, I guess? It's pretty sweet as far as perfumes go, though.

    That Vicks thing is just devious. Nice tactic, though. :X I guess I could try the same thing if a guy I'm with wears horrible cologne? Or would a guy take it better if I was like "dude, your cologne sux"
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    If a woman didn't like my cologne (Kouros or Halston Z-14) I'd prefer she told me. It would rattle my cage though cuz both of these turn heads, as in have never EVAR heard a bad word on either. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Grendel+May 19 2005, 10:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ May 19 2005, 10:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Then you need to get some vicks:

    <a href='http://vicks.com/products/vapor_inhaler.shtml' target='_blank'>http://vicks.com/products/vapor_inhaler.shtml</a>
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I grew up on Vicks. Why not just put a dab under my nostrils to block the smell?
  • mr_drug_lordmr_drug_lord Join Date: 2005-01-11 Member: 34836Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+May 18 2005, 09:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ May 18 2005, 09:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I mean, WTH are you supposed to do? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ignore it
  • mr_drug_lordmr_drug_lord Join Date: 2005-01-11 Member: 34836Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+May 19 2005, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ May 19 2005, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yes ASIAN CHICKS ARE HOT ... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    All chicks are hot.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-mr drug lord+May 19 2005, 07:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (mr drug lord @ May 19 2005, 07:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+May 18 2005, 09:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ May 18 2005, 09:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I mean, WTH are you supposed to do? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ignore it <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not an option ...
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Ill make a first here, say something useful. Okay, look at it this way, if this woman is at all interested in you, she would want honesty, so tell her that you really like her company but her perfume really bothers you and say the situation sucks because you'd really like to spend more time with her.



    That should work.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    It's worth a shot ... nothing ventured, nothing gained. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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