Natural Selection Exam

SuitePeeSuitePee Join Date: 2004-11-18 Member: 32857Members
<div class="IPBDescription">(shhhh no talking...)</div> DISCLAIMER: Suite was bored. Suite does have exams. Suite thought this would be topical. So if you have to flame this post,kill me in-game instead. It's not hard,just find me skulking around on the UK servers and blast me. Rant over.
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Natural Selection v3.0.3 exam:
(pending minor patch that will fix the blue lighting in A1 of co_eclipse,subsection b)

Q1: You are a marine. You see a skulk heading towards you. Do you:

a) Fire at it with your lmg,and hope not to get bitten.
b) Fire at it on your jetpack and shotgun/hmg,and don't get bitten at all.
c) What's the fire button? CHOMP!

Q2: You are an alien skulk. You see a marine heading towards you. Do you:

a) Run up and bite him on the legs. You might live to eat his testicles.
b) You come out of cloaking and focus bite the f**ker. Ain't it godlike?
c) What you mean I can climb walls? BANG!

Q3: You have just entered the enemy hive/command room. Do you:

a) Attack the key structures and watch out for respawning aliens/marines.
b) Attack the key structures while spawn-killing all the respawners with a fade/jetpack. And maybe an onos or a few grenades too.
c) OMG WHERE DID HE COME FROM? CHEATER!

Q4: What does a fade do?

a) Use it to attack a marine with more power,then run.
b) Hit n run laming sessions on the HOME BASE!! GO FADE GO! LAME THAT SOB!
c) WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN EVOLVE?

Q5: You have just been killed. Do you:

a) Respawn and swear silent revenge.
b) Cry a lot on the chat,using words like 'OMG HAXX' and 'LAMER'. Until it's your time of course.
c) Sit there waiting to respawn because nothing is happening. Except that a familiar sight of the armory/hive is in front of you.

Q6: What should a gorge not do?

a) Attack people and build structures in useless places.
b) A GORGE CAN F**KIN DO ANYTHING! BATTLEGORGE AWAY! OC'S ON THE HIVE ASAP!
c) What's a gorge?

Q7: Which is the odd one out?

a) Shotgun
b) Grenade launcher
c) Lerk
d) Welder

Q8: What does 'RT' stand for?

a) resource tower
b) REALLY TERRIFIC performance by me on that lame-hive run I just did.
Ain't i go(o)d?
c) Huh?
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If you answered mostly a's (and answered the MC correctly),you are a CASUAL NS PLAYER. Keep on playing and you'll learn the tricks of the trade. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

If you answered mostly b's (" "),you are a NON-CASUAL HARDCORE NS LAMING PLAYER. F**k off back to CS:S you 13-year old. <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

If you answered mostly c's (and answered the MC incorrectly),you are a NEWBIE NS PLAYER. I think that Barney's Day Out or Tetris would be a better game for you to play. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

(sacrasm included)
(may include traces of sacrasm)
(WARNING: contains NS-related humour)
(Suite-Pee is not responsible for any LOL-related deaths because of this exam)

Comments

  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited May 2005
    1- Pistol till dead or pistol till out of ammo then quickswitch to LMG and clean it off

    2- Find nearest cover, or backtrack and begin bhopping.

    3- Nibble anything upgrading, if nothings upgrading, chew IPs till comm hops out and bhop to him and kill, then camp IP.

    4-Worst question ever.

    5-Whine about it on vent

    6-Become 2 gorges(all my answers are clan biased)

    7-Lerk, lol.

    8-resource tower
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    You know... I don't think I can even summon the energy for a sarcastic crack about how not funny that quiz is.

    So this will have to do.
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    I had typed up "That LOL-death section was pretty damn pointless" but...



    oh wait.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited May 2005
    1: B
    2: None; hide in a nice little crack and pop out when the last one walks by
    3: A
    4: A
    5: C
    6: A
    7: D
    8: A

    [edit] P.S. - a good combo is A's and B's means you are a vet. You are annoying and self-righteous, because you really do pwn. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    D) When you take the commander's helm, you become Picard. Make it so!

    And Tetris is always a better game to play, man.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    I think someone needs a hug.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SuitePee+May 19 2005, 07:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SuitePee @ May 19 2005, 07:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><img src='http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/Cold-NiTe/ROFLDELICIOUS.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Well.....What is a SOB <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GrayDuckGrayDuck Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16134Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Faskalia+May 19 2005, 08:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Faskalia @ May 19 2005, 08:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well.....What is a SOB <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ****


    lol that whole phrase gets reduced to four **** XP -- Guess I can't tell you. Son of a something <_<
  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Son of a Bulgarian.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-GrayDuck+May 19 2005, 06:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GrayDuck @ May 19 2005, 06:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Faskalia+May 19 2005, 08:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Faskalia @ May 19 2005, 08:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well.....What is a SOB <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ****


    lol that whole phrase gets reduced to four **** XP -- Guess I can't tell you. Son of a something <_< <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ok, I got it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SuitePeeSuitePee Join Date: 2004-11-18 Member: 32857Members
    What's more amazing is that this topic survived to the night. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    At least I'm being creative,better than all the NS games which 50%+ now end in a quick-fire seige/fade laming session.
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Where'd that comment come from?
  • CyberPitzCyberPitz Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31301Members, Constellation
  • The_Fallen_OneThe_Fallen_One Join Date: 2005-05-19 Member: 51984Members
    Q1: A
    Q2: C
    Q3: A
    Q4: B
    Q5: C
    Q6: C
    Q7: C
    Q8: Rectum Tearing
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