Why Humans Don't Lay Eggs

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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+May 31 2005, 05:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 31 2005, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Black Viper+May 31 2005, 12:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Viper @ May 31 2005, 12:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And we all know what women do when they dont have something to complain about, oh we dont, because they always do... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hahahaha.

    I wish I could lay eggs, I could live out my fantasy of living Yoshi's Island! Would that be considered homocide though? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Liku, you're scary. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Concerning the thread, don't bring up something that makes the process of labour harder and more painful than it already is (without drugging). You'll make us complain more than we already do.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    because it would make baby-omlettes taste even better
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 31 2005, 03:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 31 2005, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Liku, you're scary. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Is that a bad thing? I think not!
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+May 31 2005, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 31 2005, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 31 2005, 03:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 31 2005, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Liku, you're scary. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Is that a bad thing? I think not! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now that I think about it, you already look like a girl, so it works out. Just thinking a male would be able to do that is disturbing enough. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    because.. it would bring up very controversial subjects..

    just think.. if humans laid eggs everyone would argue whether or not the baby is alive before its hatched...

    and out of the argument would come many people who eat human eggs....

    sure.. you say thats desgusting and all.. but its not illegal to swallow semen...

    we wouldnt know whether or not it was illegal to eat human eggs...






    might make for some nice pr0n though

    <_<

    >_>
  • StavesacreStavesacre Join Date: 2003-09-13 Member: 20816Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+May 31 2005, 06:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 31 2005, 06:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->because.. it would bring up very controversial subjects..

    just think.. if humans laid eggs everyone would argue whether or not the baby is alive before its hatched...

    and out of the argument would come many people who eat human eggs....

    sure.. you say thats desgusting and all.. but its not illegal to swallow semen...

    we wouldnt know whether or not it was illegal to eat human eggs...






    might make for some nice pr0n though

    <_<

    >_><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+May 31 2005, 06:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 31 2005, 06:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> because.. it would bring up very controversial subjects..

    just think.. if humans laid eggs everyone would argue whether or not the baby is alive before its hatched...

    and out of the argument would come many people who eat human eggs....

    sure.. you say thats desgusting and all.. but its not illegal to swallow semen...

    we wouldnt know whether or not it was illegal to eat human eggs...






    might make for some nice pr0n though

    <_<

    >_> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    What the hell images are running through your mind, boy?
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Stavesacre+May 31 2005, 07:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Stavesacre @ May 31 2005, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFT
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+May 31 2005, 06:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ May 31 2005, 06:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Stavesacre+May 31 2005, 07:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Stavesacre @ May 31 2005, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->  <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFT <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    QFT.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 31 2005, 09:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 31 2005, 09:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+May 31 2005, 06:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 31 2005, 06:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> because.. it would bring up very controversial subjects..

    just think.. if humans laid eggs everyone would argue whether or not the baby is alive before its hatched...

    and out of the argument would come many people who eat human eggs....

    sure.. you say thats desgusting and all.. but its not illegal to swallow semen...

    we wouldnt know whether or not it was illegal to eat human eggs...






    might make for some nice pr0n though

    <_<

    >_> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    What the hell images are running through your mind, boy? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh Em Gee mah eyes dey burn
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    I don't know whether to scared, amused, or disturbed. Besides, eggs don't look cute in strollers... Although they don't drool all over you...
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+May 31 2005, 09:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ May 31 2005, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't know whether to scared, amused, or disturbed. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You too can feel those emotions all at the same time, and much more! Be a female today! Be a bundle of anxiety and contradictive feelings!
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    edited May 2005
    I'm sure humans don't lay eggs in the same concept that insects don't get larger than your fist; their strength could not support their carapace. If a human had carapace proportioned correctly, his bones would shatter under the shear weight. Or at least, crack. Likewise, we don't have the strength to crack eggs, probably. That, and the whole... uh... watermelon through your pelvis thing does NOT sound fun. Besides, the "egg" is there, just in the woman for the whole maternity thingy. It just doesn't have a tough shell. Hence mammal's "live birth." In a way, water breaking is egg hatching/cracking.

    Actually now that I think about it, I really should NOT have clicked the reply button. This has gotten too weird. While it's a normal part of life, I really don't like talking about reproduction in a scientific sense. I think it's about time this thread switched over from scientific point of view to creepy-sex-offender point of view.
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 31 2005, 09:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 31 2005, 09:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+May 31 2005, 09:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ May 31 2005, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't know whether to scared, amused, or disturbed. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You too can feel those emotions all at the same time, and much more! Be a female today! Be a bundle of anxiety and contradictive feelings! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But then I would be expected to have a social life and be mature, neither of which sounds all that great. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Mad_ManMad_Man Join Date: 2003-06-13 Member: 17359Members, Constellation
    You know Im shure it wouldnt be hard for women to lay eggs if a few 1000's years allowed the proccess to develop. I mean females are born with all the embros(I think thats what you call them, I just call them eggs) inside them and theres millions so yea...
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+May 31 2005, 04:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 31 2005, 04:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> we wouldnt know whether or not it was illegal to eat human eggs... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yolk bukkake... sounds delicious!
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+May 31 2005, 10:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ May 31 2005, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 31 2005, 09:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 31 2005, 09:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Condizzle+May 31 2005, 09:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Condizzle @ May 31 2005, 09:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't know whether to scared, amused, or disturbed. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You too can feel those emotions all at the same time, and much more! Be a female today! Be a bundle of anxiety and contradictive feelings! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But then I would be expected to have a social life and be mature, neither of which sounds all that great. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Who said you had to be mature and hold a social life? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+May 31 2005, 07:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 31 2005, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+May 31 2005, 04:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 31 2005, 04:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> we wouldnt know whether or not it was illegal to eat human eggs... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yolk bukkake... sounds delicious! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't even know where to start...
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+May 31 2005, 10:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ May 31 2005, 10:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+May 31 2005, 07:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ May 31 2005, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Ratonetwothreetwoone+May 31 2005, 04:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 31 2005, 04:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> we wouldnt know whether or not it was illegal to eat human eggs... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yolk bukkake... sounds delicious! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't even know where to start... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well first, you take off your pants...
  • CyberPitzCyberPitz Join Date: 2004-09-04 Member: 31301Members, Constellation
    First thing I thought of when I saw the title was "******". But then again, just about everything makes me think about ******.
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