Vin Diesel Can Divide By Zero

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  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited April 2007
    Vin Diesel was a beta tester for windows, when windows froze Diesel punched it so hard that the programmers accidently wrote bsod as that part of windows could never be rescued from death.

    Vin Diesel once jumped a single time in a ice dance contest, he got full score for crushing the ice to perfect cubicles upon landing.

    Vin Diesel does 450d9 damage, before it's his turn.

    Vin Diesel was once a selectable character in Soul Calibur but was promptly removed as he killed all the other characters as soon as the selection screen came into view.

    Vin Diesel once sneezed a long time ago, this has been mistaken for a meteor.

    Only Vin Diesel can make places come to him. Thus the moveing continent platforms was born as a side effect.

    Everything non-static belongs to Vin Diesel, even if it was static before.

    Vin Diesel once revived the King in schess just by being slightly uncomfortable.

    Vin Diesel was so impressed with Natural-Selection that he made his own sequel. It was never released as humanity would immidietly commit suicide after playing it, knowing their life was complete.

    Vin Diesel triggered the Big Bang.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    edited April 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1619769:date=Apr 9 2007, 10:18 AM:name=Jimmeh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jimmeh @ Apr 9 2007, 10:18 AM) [snapback]1619769[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Two words to Vin Diesel fans:

    The Pacifier.
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    Except in Germany it's called <a href="http://www.disney.de/DisneyKinofilme/der-babynator/global/index.html?countryID=de&result=&" target="_blank">Der BABYNATOR</a>, which is infinitely more comical than the entire movie in English (...but even Schwarzenegger had his 'Junior').

    Also, Vin Diesel's singular expression of "###### off" is far more entertaining than Keanu Reeves' "Durr, what's going on?".


    (...plus, this place is like Barrens chat.)
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