Picture Wars Part Ii

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  • DontShootMePleaseDontShootMePlease Join Date: 2005-02-20 Member: 41903Members, Constellation
    edited June 2005
    That burger is merely a snack for this guy.

    <img src='http://home.comcast.net/~mgol1/obese-hitthis.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    But seriously, where do I get one of those burgers? *drools*

    Edited: Found a better picture (or worse, depending on how you look at it. I say worse).
  • VaaryysVaaryys Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33245Members
    You oughta link stuff like that I think <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Anywho, liposuction (sp?) for the win!
    <img src='http://www.cloverleafproducts.com/lipo11.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    edited June 2005
    DontShootMePlease that is gross dood, I mean WAY gross. And it's not a guy. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Trying to read the menu ... does it say "Danny's"?
  • DontShootMePleaseDontShootMePlease Join Date: 2005-02-20 Member: 41903Members, Constellation
    Oh yeah, I edited the picture. It -was- a naked dude (though you couldn't see anything, except rolls and rolls of fat), that's why I changed the picture. Forgot to change the word guy. Oh well.
  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    edited June 2005
    <img src='http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    smashes the liposuction thing and to get off the topic of "fatness"
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <img src='http://www.smithfrancistools.co.uk/images/nailpuller.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    Gets out all nails you slammed in with your hammer
  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    uhhh i meant like smashing the thing not hammering nails in.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Shoebox+Jun 11 2005, 03:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shoebox @ Jun 11 2005, 03:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><img src='http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    smashes the liposuction thing and to get off the topic of "fatness"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Air hammers > puny sledges FTW! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.vinylsheetpiling.com/images/air-hammers.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Shoebox+Jun 11 2005, 08:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shoebox @ Jun 11 2005, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> uhhh i meant like smashing the thing not hammering nails in. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    and? i don´t have to beat you in the way you intendet to use your tool ^^
    i just have to beat you in a logical way
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <img src='http://www.gsfc.nasa.gov/gsfc/spacesci/pictures/20020806ngst/0220m.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    There is no air in space, thus your air hammer is USELESS! Muahaahaa!
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    My hammer may be useless, but my pretty pink space suit has all the air I need. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.worth1000.com/entries/22500/22978_w.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    <img src='http://www.orbitals.com/self/survey/pin/big/scissors.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    cut a hole in your space suit
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Rock crushes scissors. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.gogomag.com/rsp/rsp.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    <img src='http://www.sgi.com/misc/grafica/fold/000.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    paper FTW!
  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <img src='http://www.chevroncars.com/wocc/lrn/trib/gifs/ink.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    Ink makes a letter out of your papere, therefore it can´t be used for that silly game anymore.
    You´d better send it to someone ^^

    So
    Ink>Paper
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <img src='http://www.chulani.com/images/701.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Ball point pen > fountain pen.
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    they lied. the sword is mightier than the pen:


    <img src='http://www.premiumknives.com/knifefiles/COLD_STEEL_Knives/Cold_Steel_Knives_88VS.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Your sword is no match for my light saber. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/prod_zoom_center/light_saber_centre_500_1863.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    Your lightsaber will not work without these...

    <img src='http://www.epa.gov/epaoswer/non-hw/muncpl/images/batteries2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Solar power > battery power.

    <img src='http://www.rowleyelectric.ca/solararray_lrg.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <img src='http://www.artbackroom.com/photo%20images/Korn/Korn%20-%20Cloudy%20Lake.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    clouds block sun
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    edited June 2005
    Battery Backups to the rescue > no sun

    <img src='http://images.tigerdirect.com/SkuImages/gallery/large/H30-1136-D.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    edited June 2005
    <img src='http://www.robpennebaker.com/images/Sun%20in%20hand.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    the sun itself is in my hands > your aggregated solar panel.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    <img src='http://www.spc.noaa.gov/faq/tornado/oswalt.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Lightning pwns all battery backups. :-)
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <img src='http://www.napa.ufl.edu/graphics/lightningrod2thum.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    lightning rod > lightning

    seems we are repeating
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Yes, Cyndane likes lightning :> Of course I live in Florida, the lightning capital of the world.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Yes, Cyndane likes lightning :> Of course I live in Florida, the lightning capital of the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You mean worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?

    Kansas actually is the lightning capital of the US <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    *edit*

    Not related, however this shows where the most lightning occurs, notice the black.. over africa...(The scale is in flashes/km2/yr)
    <img src='http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/images/lightning2/lightningmap_large.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    edited June 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 11 2005, 06:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 11 2005, 06:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Yes, Cyndane likes lightning :> Of course I live in Florida, the lightning capital of the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You mean worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?

    Kansas actually is the lightning capital of the US <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?, HA! You are either incredibly naive or live in a cave, I don't know which.

    *** E D I T *** Actually it seems Florida has dropped to number 2 in the world.

    <a href='http://www.sptimes.com/2002/03/04/Floridian/Real_Florida__Our_boa.shtml' target='_blank'>Real Florida: Our boast is toast</a>
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Florida, the lightning capital of the world? This Florida fact fizzles to fable.</b> Irritating scientists have done it again, stripping Florida of what we thought was a God-given bragging right.

    This time it's the eggheads at NASA, telling us that Florida is no longer the "lightning capital of the world."

    Bummer.

    Rwanda, a country in Central Africa, has been dubbed the most dangerous place on the planet to cavort outdoors. Scientists say space satellite sensors, spying on the globe below, don't lie.

    Rwanda experiences a whopping 82.7 lightning flashes per square kilometer. We receive a puny 35.4. NASA scientists say Florida still boasts the most lightning-scorched landscape in North America. Big, stinkin' deal. Of course we do.

    For years we felt mighty special. During summer, during the late afternoon when the clouds built up, we knew in our hearts and bones that our state was the world's most dangerous place to be caught in a boat or on the golf course.

    Sure, dwellers in other countries worried about encounters with mamba snakes and salivating tigers. But we Floridians always could tell them: "Your chances of being hit by lightning in Florida are greater than getting nipped by a critter."

    Now I guess we have to tell the truth. "Well, your chances are greater in Rwanda."

    I hate it when the facts get in the way of a good story.

    For years, I bragged that the Snake Bight Trail in Everglades National Park had to be the most mosquito-infested place on Earth. It's bad, a pompous entomologist admitted, real bad, certainly the worst place in Florida. But it ain't the worst place in the United States, he went on. Try a rice paddy in Arkansas on a humid night, buddy. I came close to giving up mosquito repellent.

    Humility, Florida, is thy middle name.

    Most of us who have lived here for a while have a million cockroach stories. Here's my favorite: My Austrian-born grandmother used to winter with us in Miami when I was a boy. Before sleep, she always poured herself a big glass of grapefruit juice and kept it on her bedside table just in case she woke with a dry mouth during the night.

    One morning she roused the household with terrified shrieks.

    "THE BUUUUCKS!" she cried. "IT'S THE BUUCK."

    My father tried to calm her down and find out what a "buck" was. It wasn't Austrian for a dollar bill. A buck was something creepy and crawly that had drowned in her glass of juice. At dawn, she'd gotten a palmetto bug mouthful.

    She vowed to board the next train for Chicago, her snowy hometown.

    My father persuaded her to stay. He told her how brave she was, visiting the state that had the largest cockroaches in the world. She stopped whimpering.

    I picked up on the roach story. After all, my dad had told it, and dads never lie. Florida, without a doubt, I told people with authority, undoubtedly has the biggest, baddest roaches in the world. But years later I was shocked and more than disappointed to learn that Madagascar has roaches even larger. Madagascar roaches even hiss. Yes, Florida roaches can fly, often directly at a human mouth yawned open for a scream. But our winged monsters are mute.

    Again, we are second best.

    I think our last ace in the hole, our last reason to brag, is going to have to be filed in the cabinet we call "Jaws."

    Last year scientists reported 76 unprovoked attacks by sharks on humans worldwide. The United States had the most, 55. Of those, Florida had 38.

    So Florida, it can be said with accuracy, is the shark-attack capital of the world.

    However, the scientist who runs the International Shark Attack File keeps trying to put that fact into perspective.

    We lead the world in shark attacks, he claims, because we have more people sharing the water with sharks at any given time. It's like that guy who was asked why he robbed banks: "Because that's where the money is" was his reply.

    Call me a pessimist, but I know sooner or later my scientist friend is going to find a way to ruin our shark-attack bragging rights. Maybe he knows the folks at NASA. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This would make Kansas, erm, #3?!?!?
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    All storms on your puny planet are dwarfed by the Jupiter storm

    <img src='http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9112/jupiterandearth1lh.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    <img src='http://www.homestead.com/wysinger/files/galaxy.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Nebula galaxy is larger then jupiter's storm and jupiter.. and the milky way.. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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