You oughta link stuff like that I think <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Anywho, liposuction (sp?) for the win! <img src='http://www.cloverleafproducts.com/lipo11.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
DontShootMePlease that is gross dood, I mean WAY gross. And it's not a guy. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Trying to read the menu ... does it say "Danny's"?
Oh yeah, I edited the picture. It -was- a naked dude (though you couldn't see anything, except rolls and rolls of fat), that's why I changed the picture. Forgot to change the word guy. Oh well.
<img src='http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> smashes the liposuction thing and to get off the topic of "fatness"
<img src='http://www.smithfrancistools.co.uk/images/nailpuller.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Gets out all nails you slammed in with your hammer
<!--QuoteBegin-Shoebox+Jun 11 2005, 08:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shoebox @ Jun 11 2005, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> uhhh i meant like smashing the thing not hammering nails in. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> and? i don´t have to beat you in the way you intendet to use your tool ^^ i just have to beat you in a logical way
My hammer may be useless, but my pretty pink space suit has all the air I need. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<img src='http://www.chevroncars.com/wocc/lrn/trib/gifs/ink.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Ink makes a letter out of your papere, therefore it can´t be used for that silly game anymore. You´d better send it to someone ^^
Your sword is no match for my light saber. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Yes, Cyndane likes lightning :> Of course I live in Florida, the lightning capital of the world.
<!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Yes, Cyndane likes lightning :> Of course I live in Florida, the lightning capital of the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You mean worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?
Kansas actually is the lightning capital of the US <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> *edit*
Not related, however this shows where the most lightning occurs, notice the black.. over africa...(The scale is in flashes/km2/yr) <img src='http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/images/lightning2/lightningmap_large.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 11 2005, 06:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 11 2005, 06:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 11 2005, 04:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Yes, Cyndane likes lightning :> Of course I live in Florida, the lightning capital of the world. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You mean worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?
Kansas actually is the lightning capital of the US <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?, HA! You are either incredibly naive or live in a cave, I don't know which.
*** E D I T *** Actually it seems Florida has dropped to number 2 in the world.
<a href='http://www.sptimes.com/2002/03/04/Floridian/Real_Florida__Our_boa.shtml' target='_blank'>Real Florida: Our boast is toast</a> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Florida, the lightning capital of the world? This Florida fact fizzles to fable.</b> Irritating scientists have done it again, stripping Florida of what we thought was a God-given bragging right.
This time it's the eggheads at NASA, telling us that Florida is no longer the "lightning capital of the world."
Bummer.
Rwanda, a country in Central Africa, has been dubbed the most dangerous place on the planet to cavort outdoors. Scientists say space satellite sensors, spying on the globe below, don't lie.
Rwanda experiences a whopping 82.7 lightning flashes per square kilometer. We receive a puny 35.4. NASA scientists say Florida still boasts the most lightning-scorched landscape in North America. Big, stinkin' deal. Of course we do.
For years we felt mighty special. During summer, during the late afternoon when the clouds built up, we knew in our hearts and bones that our state was the world's most dangerous place to be caught in a boat or on the golf course.
Sure, dwellers in other countries worried about encounters with mamba snakes and salivating tigers. But we Floridians always could tell them: "Your chances of being hit by lightning in Florida are greater than getting nipped by a critter."
Now I guess we have to tell the truth. "Well, your chances are greater in Rwanda."
I hate it when the facts get in the way of a good story.
For years, I bragged that the Snake Bight Trail in Everglades National Park had to be the most mosquito-infested place on Earth. It's bad, a pompous entomologist admitted, real bad, certainly the worst place in Florida. But it ain't the worst place in the United States, he went on. Try a rice paddy in Arkansas on a humid night, buddy. I came close to giving up mosquito repellent.
Humility, Florida, is thy middle name.
Most of us who have lived here for a while have a million cockroach stories. Here's my favorite: My Austrian-born grandmother used to winter with us in Miami when I was a boy. Before sleep, she always poured herself a big glass of grapefruit juice and kept it on her bedside table just in case she woke with a dry mouth during the night.
One morning she roused the household with terrified shrieks.
"THE BUUUUCKS!" she cried. "IT'S THE BUUCK."
My father tried to calm her down and find out what a "buck" was. It wasn't Austrian for a dollar bill. A buck was something creepy and crawly that had drowned in her glass of juice. At dawn, she'd gotten a palmetto bug mouthful.
She vowed to board the next train for Chicago, her snowy hometown.
My father persuaded her to stay. He told her how brave she was, visiting the state that had the largest cockroaches in the world. She stopped whimpering.
I picked up on the roach story. After all, my dad had told it, and dads never lie. Florida, without a doubt, I told people with authority, undoubtedly has the biggest, baddest roaches in the world. But years later I was shocked and more than disappointed to learn that Madagascar has roaches even larger. Madagascar roaches even hiss. Yes, Florida roaches can fly, often directly at a human mouth yawned open for a scream. But our winged monsters are mute.
Again, we are second best.
I think our last ace in the hole, our last reason to brag, is going to have to be filed in the cabinet we call "Jaws."
Last year scientists reported 76 unprovoked attacks by sharks on humans worldwide. The United States had the most, 55. Of those, Florida had 38.
So Florida, it can be said with accuracy, is the shark-attack capital of the world.
However, the scientist who runs the International Shark Attack File keeps trying to put that fact into perspective.
We lead the world in shark attacks, he claims, because we have more people sharing the water with sharks at any given time. It's like that guy who was asked why he robbed banks: "Because that's where the money is" was his reply.
Call me a pessimist, but I know sooner or later my scientist friend is going to find a way to ruin our shark-attack bragging rights. Maybe he knows the folks at NASA. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This would make Kansas, erm, #3?!?!?
Nebula galaxy is larger then jupiter's storm and jupiter.. and the milky way.. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<img src='http://home.comcast.net/~mgol1/obese-hitthis.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
But seriously, where do I get one of those burgers? *drools*
Edited: Found a better picture (or worse, depending on how you look at it. I say worse).
Anywho, liposuction (sp?) for the win!
<img src='http://www.cloverleafproducts.com/lipo11.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Trying to read the menu ... does it say "Danny's"?
smashes the liposuction thing and to get off the topic of "fatness"
Gets out all nails you slammed in with your hammer
smashes the liposuction thing and to get off the topic of "fatness"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Air hammers > puny sledges FTW! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<img src='http://www.vinylsheetpiling.com/images/air-hammers.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
and? i don´t have to beat you in the way you intendet to use your tool ^^
i just have to beat you in a logical way
There is no air in space, thus your air hammer is USELESS! Muahaahaa!
<img src='http://www.worth1000.com/entries/22500/22978_w.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
cut a hole in your space suit
<img src='http://www.gogomag.com/rsp/rsp.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
paper FTW!
Ink makes a letter out of your papere, therefore it can´t be used for that silly game anymore.
You´d better send it to someone ^^
So
Ink>Paper
Ball point pen > fountain pen.
<img src='http://www.premiumknives.com/knifefiles/COLD_STEEL_Knives/Cold_Steel_Knives_88VS.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/prod_zoom_center/light_saber_centre_500_1863.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.epa.gov/epaoswer/non-hw/muncpl/images/batteries2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
<img src='http://www.rowleyelectric.ca/solararray_lrg.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
clouds block sun
<img src='http://images.tigerdirect.com/SkuImages/gallery/large/H30-1136-D.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
the sun itself is in my hands > your aggregated solar panel.
Lightning pwns all battery backups. :-)
lightning rod > lightning
seems we are repeating
You mean worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?
Kansas actually is the lightning capital of the US <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*edit*
Not related, however this shows where the most lightning occurs, notice the black.. over africa...(The scale is in flashes/km2/yr)
<img src='http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/images/lightning2/lightningmap_large.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
You mean worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?
Kansas actually is the lightning capital of the US <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Worthless hurricanes that just scare people but don't actually do anything?, HA! You are either incredibly naive or live in a cave, I don't know which.
*** E D I T *** Actually it seems Florida has dropped to number 2 in the world.
<a href='http://www.sptimes.com/2002/03/04/Floridian/Real_Florida__Our_boa.shtml' target='_blank'>Real Florida: Our boast is toast</a>
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Florida, the lightning capital of the world? This Florida fact fizzles to fable.</b> Irritating scientists have done it again, stripping Florida of what we thought was a God-given bragging right.
This time it's the eggheads at NASA, telling us that Florida is no longer the "lightning capital of the world."
Bummer.
Rwanda, a country in Central Africa, has been dubbed the most dangerous place on the planet to cavort outdoors. Scientists say space satellite sensors, spying on the globe below, don't lie.
Rwanda experiences a whopping 82.7 lightning flashes per square kilometer. We receive a puny 35.4. NASA scientists say Florida still boasts the most lightning-scorched landscape in North America. Big, stinkin' deal. Of course we do.
For years we felt mighty special. During summer, during the late afternoon when the clouds built up, we knew in our hearts and bones that our state was the world's most dangerous place to be caught in a boat or on the golf course.
Sure, dwellers in other countries worried about encounters with mamba snakes and salivating tigers. But we Floridians always could tell them: "Your chances of being hit by lightning in Florida are greater than getting nipped by a critter."
Now I guess we have to tell the truth. "Well, your chances are greater in Rwanda."
I hate it when the facts get in the way of a good story.
For years, I bragged that the Snake Bight Trail in Everglades National Park had to be the most mosquito-infested place on Earth. It's bad, a pompous entomologist admitted, real bad, certainly the worst place in Florida. But it ain't the worst place in the United States, he went on. Try a rice paddy in Arkansas on a humid night, buddy. I came close to giving up mosquito repellent.
Humility, Florida, is thy middle name.
Most of us who have lived here for a while have a million cockroach stories. Here's my favorite: My Austrian-born grandmother used to winter with us in Miami when I was a boy. Before sleep, she always poured herself a big glass of grapefruit juice and kept it on her bedside table just in case she woke with a dry mouth during the night.
One morning she roused the household with terrified shrieks.
"THE BUUUUCKS!" she cried. "IT'S THE BUUCK."
My father tried to calm her down and find out what a "buck" was. It wasn't Austrian for a dollar bill. A buck was something creepy and crawly that had drowned in her glass of juice. At dawn, she'd gotten a palmetto bug mouthful.
She vowed to board the next train for Chicago, her snowy hometown.
My father persuaded her to stay. He told her how brave she was, visiting the state that had the largest cockroaches in the world. She stopped whimpering.
I picked up on the roach story. After all, my dad had told it, and dads never lie. Florida, without a doubt, I told people with authority, undoubtedly has the biggest, baddest roaches in the world. But years later I was shocked and more than disappointed to learn that Madagascar has roaches even larger. Madagascar roaches even hiss. Yes, Florida roaches can fly, often directly at a human mouth yawned open for a scream. But our winged monsters are mute.
Again, we are second best.
I think our last ace in the hole, our last reason to brag, is going to have to be filed in the cabinet we call "Jaws."
Last year scientists reported 76 unprovoked attacks by sharks on humans worldwide. The United States had the most, 55. Of those, Florida had 38.
So Florida, it can be said with accuracy, is the shark-attack capital of the world.
However, the scientist who runs the International Shark Attack File keeps trying to put that fact into perspective.
We lead the world in shark attacks, he claims, because we have more people sharing the water with sharks at any given time. It's like that guy who was asked why he robbed banks: "Because that's where the money is" was his reply.
Call me a pessimist, but I know sooner or later my scientist friend is going to find a way to ruin our shark-attack bragging rights. Maybe he knows the folks at NASA. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This would make Kansas, erm, #3?!?!?
<img src='http://img295.echo.cx/img295/9112/jupiterandearth1lh.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Nebula galaxy is larger then jupiter's storm and jupiter.. and the milky way.. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->