Ugh, I can't believe how they could have a second MK movie without Christopher Lambret. But if you think that movie was bad you've obviously never have seen this....
LikuI, am the Somberlain.Join Date: 2003-01-10Member: 12128Members
<img src='http://www.trashpalace.com/images/manosDVD.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Manos the Hands of Fate is the WORST movie of all time.
I'm sorry but that doesn't compare to a B-movie that can't even live up to B-movie standards.. I would have given this one.. at least a grade-X rating.
<!--QuoteBegin-cheetodogwa+Jun 21 2005, 07:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cheetodogwa @ Jun 21 2005, 07:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ugh, I can't believe how they could have a second MK movie without Christopher Lambret. But if you think that movie was bad you've obviously never have seen this....
*Wing Commander Movie Poster Here*
....yeah, 'nuff said. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I have - wasn't to bad actually.
<!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Jun 21 2005, 08:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Jun 21 2005, 08:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-cheetodogwa+Jun 21 2005, 07:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cheetodogwa @ Jun 21 2005, 07:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ugh, I can't believe how they could have a second MK movie without Christopher Lambret. But if you think that movie was bad you've obviously never have seen this....
*Wing Commander Movie Poster Here*
....yeah, 'nuff said. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I have - wasn't to bad actually. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> LIAR MECH, DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 21 2005, 08:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 21 2005, 08:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> LIAR MECH, DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> What? It wasn't star wars, but it was fairly entertaining.
We slid off the bad movie syndrome BH. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Jun 21 2005, 08:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Jun 21 2005, 08:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 21 2005, 08:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 21 2005, 08:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> LIAR MECH, DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> What? It wasn't star wars, but it was fairly entertaining. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> How was it entertaining darling? It sucked worse then Super Mario Bros.
Omg.. double posts ftw... no more opening two browsers at the same time on the same topic.
hey, you have to admit I'm right though <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> a DaiKatana movie WOULD be horrible XD
[QUOTE=Cyndane,Jun 21 2005, 08:40 PM] What? It wasn't star wars, but it was fairly entertaining. [/QUOTE] How was it entertaining darling? It sucked worse then Super Mario Bros. [/QUOTE] This would have been about ten years ago, so all I remember are the cool scenes. I still remember when the humans boarded the alien spaceship, when the hero found out his necklace had a blade in it and stabbed the alien, etc. Plus, I was a huge fan of the wing commander games. ^^
[EDIT] CRAP! I wasted my 6666th post saying ^that^?!?!
LikuI, am the Somberlain.Join Date: 2003-01-10Member: 12128Members
You can't beat Manos the Hands of Fate on the level of worstness: <a href='http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom' target='_blank'>http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom</a> I have no clue how it lost the #1 spot, but that'll change... like it did with "Bring it On."
Did you know ... <a href='http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.straightdope.com/art/1982/820716.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_039.html&h=200&w=300&sz=12&tbnid=9duXzYzRzbcJ:&tbnh=74&tbnw=111&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhow%2Bdo%2Byou%2Bkill%2Ba%2Bvampire%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D' target='_blank'>methods of killing vampires</a> vary according to their country of origin?
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>SPECIES - COUNTRY - APPROVED METHOD OF DISPOSAL</b> Sampiro - Albania - Stake through heart Nachtzehrer - Bavaria - Place coin in mouth, decapitate with ax Ogoljen - Bohemia - Bury at crossroads Krvoijac - Bulgaria - Chain to grave with wild roses Kathakano - Crete - Boil head in vinegar Brukalaco - Greece - Cut off and burn head Vampir - Hungary - Stake through heart, nail through temples Dearg-dul - Ireland - Pile stones on grave Vryolakas - Macedonia - Pour boiling oil on, drive nail through navel Upier - Poland - Bury face downwards Gierach - Prussia - Put poppy seeds in grave Strigoiul - Rumania - Remove heart, cut in two; garlic in mouth, nail in head Vlkoslak - Serbia - Cut off toes, drive nail through neck Neuntoter - Saxony - Lemon in mouth Vampiro - Spain - No known remedy<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> *sigh* Since I don't know Stewart Townsend's country of origin as a vampire, I can't kill him. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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....yeah, 'nuff said.
The cream of the crop of the worst of the worst video game movies.
Manos the Hands of Fate is the WORST movie of all time.
plan 9 from outer space is worse.
I'm sorry but that doesn't compare to a B-movie that can't even live up to B-movie standards.. I would have given this one.. at least a grade-X rating.
<img src='http://freespace.virgin.net/clive.walker1/images/smg-buffy.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Angel and Spike pwn buffy, many times.
*Wing Commander Movie Poster Here*
....yeah, 'nuff said. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I have - wasn't to bad actually.
*Wing Commander Movie Poster Here*
....yeah, 'nuff said. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I have - wasn't to bad actually. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LIAR MECH, DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH.
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a DaiKatana movie = TEH WORST MOVIE EVER!
What? It wasn't star wars, but it was fairly entertaining.
<img src='http://www.honeybat.com/kristin2/Vampires/Queen_of_the_Damned/lestat.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Stewart Townsend is hotter then Pitt and Cruise as a vampire. (Made a better LeStat too)
What? It wasn't star wars, but it was fairly entertaining. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How was it entertaining darling? It sucked worse then Super Mario Bros.
Omg.. double posts ftw... no more opening two browsers at the same time on the same topic.
How was it entertaining darling? It sucked worse then Super Mario Bros. [/QUOTE]
This would have been about ten years ago, so all I remember are the cool scenes. I still remember when the humans boarded the alien spaceship, when the hero found out his necklace had a blade in it and stabbed the alien, etc. Plus, I was a huge fan of the wing commander games. ^^
[EDIT] CRAP! I wasted my 6666th post saying ^that^?!?!
<a href='http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom' target='_blank'>http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom</a>
I have no clue how it lost the #1 spot, but that'll change... like it did with "Bring it On."
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><b>SPECIES - COUNTRY - APPROVED METHOD OF DISPOSAL</b>
Sampiro - Albania - Stake through heart
Nachtzehrer - Bavaria - Place coin in mouth, decapitate with ax
Ogoljen - Bohemia - Bury at crossroads
Krvoijac - Bulgaria - Chain to grave with wild roses
Kathakano - Crete - Boil head in vinegar
Brukalaco - Greece - Cut off and burn head
Vampir - Hungary - Stake through heart, nail through temples
Dearg-dul - Ireland - Pile stones on grave
Vryolakas - Macedonia - Pour boiling oil on, drive nail through navel
Upier - Poland - Bury face downwards
Gierach - Prussia - Put poppy seeds in grave
Strigoiul - Rumania - Remove heart, cut in two; garlic in mouth, nail in head
Vlkoslak - Serbia - Cut off toes, drive nail through neck
Neuntoter - Saxony - Lemon in mouth
Vampiro - Spain - No known remedy<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
*sigh* Since I don't know Stewart Townsend's country of origin as a vampire, I can't kill him. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Sucks more than your Vampire.
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outer space, the biggest vacuum of them all.
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aha got it. over time the black hole dies out.