Jackson Not Guilty

enf0rcer · June 2005

I don't seriously think that he bought the jury... especially not with the way he just burns his millions away.

I just really wanna know what's going on in his head. He's a strange one is our jacko.

Mouse · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JimBowen @ Jun 14 2005, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I quote jackson at the start of his trial.

"I swear on the popes life I didnt touch those kids"

And time has proven him correct!  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
The pope died.

Venmoch · June 2005

Doesn't he have a load of dept though?

At least I'd advise him to do one thing.

See a shrink. What he usually is doing isn't normal and just because he's famous isn't normal either.

Talesin · June 2005

Yep, he's about 270 million in debt. :b

The funny part is, they got a letter from a storage unit joint, saying that they hadn't been paid, so come clear out the unit. Nobody could remember where it was, much less what was in it. So Jacko sent some henchmen over to clear it out.

Inside, among other things, they found <b><i>seven</b> Rolls Royces</i> that he'd bought and never driven. Just put into storage and forgot all about.

enf0rcer · June 2005

wow. ahaha that's funny. Not going to cover 270 mill though.

Zaggy · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scribbles @ Jun 13 2005, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Leaderz0rz @ Jun 13 2005, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> To be honest he is an easy target seeing as how he has a place called netherland.... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
What? The Netherlands are owned by Michael Jackson? O_o

<b>NEVAR</b>  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
EVAR..!

Quaunaut · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Jun 14 2005, 04:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Yep, he's about 270 million in debt. :b

The funny part is, they got a letter from a storage unit joint, saying that they hadn't been paid, so come clear out the unit. Nobody could remember where it was, much less what was in it. So Jacko sent some henchmen over to clear it out.

Inside, among other things, they found <b><i>seven</b> Rolls Royces</i> that he'd bought and never driven. Just put into storage and forgot all about.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
note, being Rolls Royces are not generally known: These are easily <b>the</b> most fancy car in the world, and have been known as such for <i>quite</i> a long time.

Snidely · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zaggy @ Jun 14 2005, 07:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scribbles @ Jun 13 2005, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Leaderz0rz @ Jun 13 2005, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> To be honest he is an easy target seeing as how he has a place called netherland.... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
What? The Netherlands are owned by Michael Jackson? O_o

<b>NEVAR</b> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
EVAR..!  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I'm sure he's owned plenty of kid's nether lands.

CommunistWithAGun · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 13 2005, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ Jun 13 2005, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> In all seriousness, the case was lacking enough real evidence. You can't convict someone just because of popular opinion. While I think that he needs to resolve alot of personal issues, I'm still not convinced of his guilt. It's all too easy to call an adult that is unable to deal with other adults and actively interacts on a peer level with children, a pedophile. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
QFT. Well put illuminex.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
And a guy who hangs around a bakery and has frosting all over his face all the time never eats cake

Snidely · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 14 2005, 08:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> And a guy who hangs around a bakery and has frosting all over his face all the time never eats cake  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I remember when I was a kid, I used to have this friend who would just eat the frosting on iced buns. The rest of it (the actual bun) would go to waste. I despised him for it.

Olmy · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 14 2005, 01:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 13 2005, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ Jun 13 2005, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> In all seriousness, the case was lacking enough real evidence. You can't convict someone just because of popular opinion. While I think that he needs to resolve alot of personal issues, I'm still not convinced of his guilt. It's all too easy to call an adult that is unable to deal with other adults and actively interacts on a peer level with children, a pedophile. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
QFT. Well put illuminex. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
And a guy who hangs around a bakery and has frosting all over his face all the time never eats cake  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
That is a totally convincing argument! :rolleyes:

raz0r · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Zaggy @ Jun 14 2005, 01:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scribbles @ Jun 13 2005, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Leaderz0rz @ Jun 13 2005, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> To be honest he is an easy target seeing as how he has a place called netherland.... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
What? The Netherlands are owned by Michael Jackson? O_o

<b>NEVAR</b> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
EVAR..!  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
<b><i><u>EVAR!</u></i></b>

CommunistWithAGun · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jun 14 2005, 09:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 14 2005, 08:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> And a guy who hangs around a bakery and has frosting all over his face all the time never eats cake </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I remember when I was a kid, I used to have this friend who would just eat the frosting on iced buns. The rest of it (the actual bun) would go to waste. I despised him for it.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
So, what are you implying that jackson didn't molest the kids, just lick their frosting off?

Also, Olmy, if it was so bad lets see your rendition

CrazySteve · June 2005

First off id like to say you would either have to be an idiot, or have to have planned to sue michael jackson to let your kid hang out with him, this is not the first time michael jackson has had child molestation charges filed against him. I believe if your letting your kid sleep with a known molestor, that it is partialy your fault.

And secondly Michael Jackson needs to be thrown into a mental institute, not prision. Hell, just look at what he has done to his face, that should be enough evidence that he is not mentally stable lol.

CMEast · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 14 2005, 02:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jun 13 2005, 08:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (illuminex @ Jun 13 2005, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> In all seriousness, the case was lacking enough real evidence. You can't convict someone just because of popular opinion. While I think that he needs to resolve alot of personal issues, I'm still not convinced of his guilt. It's all too easy to call an adult that is unable to deal with other adults and actively interacts on a peer level with children, a pedophile. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
QFT. Well put illuminex. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
And a guy who hangs around a bakery and has frosting all over his face all the time never eats cake  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
That depends on if the cake is legal or not, if not then you need a lot more proof than some circumstantial evidence.

If you are going to create metaphors like that then we could do the same. Who is the guy who hangs around fires all the time with the really smokey face, a pyromaniac or a firefighter?

Metaphors are fun things to play with but I wouldn't convict someone on one.

Testament · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Jun 14 2005, 06:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Jun 14 2005, 04:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Yep, he's about 270 million in debt. :b

The funny part is, they got a letter from a storage unit joint, saying that they hadn't been paid, so come clear out the unit. Nobody could remember where it was, much less what was in it. So Jacko sent some henchmen over to clear it out.

Inside, among other things, they found <b><i>seven</b> Rolls Royces</i> that he'd bought and never driven. Just put into storage and forgot all about. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
note, being Rolls Royces are not generally known: These are easily <b>the</b> most fancy car in the world, and have been known as such for <i>quite</i> a long time. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
All I know about cars are that they have engines and axles, and <i>I</i> know what a Roles Royce is.

Abra · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'>If ( Amount of Weird > what i can tolerate ) {
Shoot Jackson = true}</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Jacko is disgusting.

Testament · June 2005

BEING UGLY MAKES YOU GUILTY.

Abra · June 2005

Not guilty in this case, but guilty of being a sick individual.

docchimpy · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament @ Jun 14 2005, 10:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> BEING UGLY MAKES YOU GUILTY.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
THAT'S HOW IT IS ON THE TEE VEE BOX!

Cold_NiTe · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Abra @ Jun 14 2005, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Not guilty in this case, but guilty of being a sick individual.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
BEING UGLY MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON.

Ahh the times we live in. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Cyndane · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 14 2005, 10:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Abra @ Jun 14 2005, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Not guilty in this case, but guilty of being a sick individual. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
BEING UGLY MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON.

Ahh the times we live in. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Lies, you aren't a bad person cold-nite.

*ZING*

Cold_NiTe · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 14 2005, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jun 14 2005, 10:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Abra @ Jun 14 2005, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Not guilty in this case, but guilty of being a sick individual. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
BEING UGLY MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON.

Ahh the times we live in. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Lies, you aren't a bad person cold-nite.

*ZING*  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Your mass-post scheme continues, eh wench?

JimBowen · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mouse @ Jun 13 2005, 09:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JimBowen @ Jun 14 2005, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I quote jackson at the start of his trial.

"I swear on the popes life I didnt touch those kids"

And time has proven him correct! </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
The pope died.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
And there in lies the joke....

SaltzBad · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Jun 14 2005, 08:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Jun 14 2005, 04:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Yep, he's about 270 million in debt. :b

The funny part is, they got a letter from a storage unit joint, saying that they hadn't been paid, so come clear out the unit. Nobody could remember where it was, much less what was in it. So Jacko sent some henchmen over to clear it out.

Inside, among other things, they found <b><i>seven</b> Rolls Royces</i> that he'd bought and never driven. Just put into storage and forgot all about. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
note, being Rolls Royces are not generally known: These are easily <b>the</b> most fancy car in the world, and have been known as such for <i>quite</i> a long time.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I'm not sure wether you're really living under a rock, or the best internet comedy act ever.

Snidely · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 14 2005, 10:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jun 14 2005, 09:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 14 2005, 08:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> And a guy who hangs around a bakery and has frosting all over his face all the time never eats cake </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I remember when I was a kid, I used to have this friend who would just eat the frosting on iced buns. The rest of it (the actual bun) would go to waste. I despised him for it. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
So, what are you implying that jackson didn't molest the kids, just lick their frosting off? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I'm either implying that simple analogies for complex situations aren't that great, or I was wanting to share my loathing for that damn kid.

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Lies, you aren't a bad person cold-nite.

*ZING*</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Ooooooh, <i>cold burn!</i>

CommunistWithAGun · June 2005

Figures I try to be gross and nobody even comments on it, you all suck

Snidely · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jun 15 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Figures I try to be gross and nobody even comments on it, you all suck  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I was going to reply with, "Jackson put his manly icing <i>into</i> them", but my mum happened to walk into the room. I didn't want her reading that...

pardzh · June 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Jun 14 2005, 08:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Talesin @ Jun 14 2005, 04:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Yep, he's about 270 million in debt. :b

The funny part is, they got a letter from a storage unit joint, saying that they hadn't been paid, so come clear out the unit. Nobody could remember where it was, much less what was in it. So Jacko sent some henchmen over to clear it out.

Inside, among other things, they found <b><i>seven</b> Rolls Royces</i> that he'd bought and never driven. Just put into storage and forgot all about. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
note, being Rolls Royces are not generally known: These are easily <b>the</b> most fancy car in the world, and have been known as such for <i>quite</i> a long time.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I know a Rolls Royce dealer. He says they're pieces of ****.

Expensive pieces of ****, though.

Jackson Not Guilty

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