I Live Life On The Edge
NeonSpyder
"Das est NTLDR?" Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
"Das est NTLDR?" Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">How about you?</div> Here I am drinking expired orange juice, totally risking life and limb for the visceral pleasure of cool quenching fluid.
What are some of the More... Dangerous things you've done? have any stories you almost didn't live through in order to tell? Or just general daredevilness, such as expired food adventures. Share it all here.
What are some of the More... Dangerous things you've done? have any stories you almost didn't live through in order to tell? Or just general daredevilness, such as expired food adventures. Share it all here.
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They sent me scads more of coupons for the same thing, so I tried it again. I got very sick from it.
Hardee's Breakfast Burritos SUCK WIND!
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Who hasn't gotten up in the middle of the night to take a swig of milk from the carton when no one was looking? And found it to be SOUR .... yucko.
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My Mom, God rest her soul, used to have to hide Oreos from me. She was fast runnin' out of places though, cuz I <b>ALWAYS</b> found em. One weekend day for lunch I turned on the oven to pre-heat it, and it started smokin BAD. That was the last time she hid Oreos ... Love you Mom! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
And daaaamn, i know what you mean about burritos Depot, Most mexican food makes me sick as hell, i get neausous just thinking about Tacos. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
well usually kids give people money to eat things at school.. they mix their little food bits and make something foul... well i usually down it and get a few bucks out of it.. one time though they made this horrible toxic sludge... thought i was gonna die right there... all it was was blue gatorade, bbq sauce, school cheese, choco milk, and some of the blue slushy stuff.... almost puked though.. i guess thats as exciting as it gets with me...
+ $3
nono neon spyder.. theyre HARDEES burritos... one time my cousin got a star burger from there... he had some awful food poisoning... ive personally never eaten at a hardees
I did jump onto a moving train once, I suppose that's dangerous...
I did jump onto a moving train once, I suppose that's dangerous... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Uhm, Carls = Hardees. Carls is west and Hardees is east, with some of both in the middle. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Daredevilish? Yeah I'd say so. Very scarey too...
... yet youlive to tell about it? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Well, the most dangerous thing I've ever done was jump across the road on my dirtbike going about 45-60mph and give it gas at the lip. Ive been riding all my life, and I knew better, but that stupid impule of 'go faster' ended me up in a cast for a few months. Lucky me, I managed to stay upright while I fell, or I could of ended up with broken bones elsewhere. I'm sure theres worse. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
On top of the 'dangerous' things, I have a friend at work that was trying to open one of the inktags that go on the clothes as anti-theft (without the clothes on it, of course) and thought they would make some horrable explosion since it said 'and can cause bodily harm' on the back of it. He put some bags over his hands and tried opening it. I was laughing my **** off at him cause it looked so silly, but they CAN stain your hands for a few weeks. While he was trying it, the phone he happened to be sitting down next to went off, and he jumped. This was the awesome funny part, he didnt jump all at once, he jumped in a kind of 'wave' motion. It had me laughing for a good few minuites <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Well, continue with the gorey dangerous stuff
Now, the federal property was REALLY daredevil. I got caught, or rather coerced into confessing. Fortunately I was best friends with the mayor's son and got away with only having to clean it all up. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Which was a good thing, cuz I turned out A-OK.
BWAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAH.
*wipes tear from eye*
Oh Depot you devil.
- I fell off a carnival ride that was going at full speed about 60 meters above the ground
- I got dragged by a bus because my bag got caught in the door as I was getting off and tangled around my neck (managed to stay on my feet the whole time somehow though :3 )
- Choked on more pen-tops as a kid than I can count even now
- Pulled a kettle full of scalding water over myself when I was a baby
- Fell over while I had a fork in my mouth... enough said about that ¬.¬
- Put my hand on the bottom of an iron while it was on
- Set the dog on fire (it was an accident! I put him in cold water the minute I realised there was smoke coming from him @.@)
- Drowned underwater to the point where I lost consciousness (stupid floats blocking the surface -.-)
- Ran into the kitchen while my mum was taking a burning hot tray out of the oven at the right height to connect with my cheek
- Walked the dog during a lightning storm... a bolt hit just a few hundred meters away and sent me and my friends running back home fast ^^;
- Put a pair of scissors into a plug socket then a kitkat wrapper (silver foil) in the earth then hit them together with a plastic ruler (wasn't just me ok? It was a bunch of us in school and we were bored :s ).
- Slept through a housefire
- Ran <b>into</b> a moving car... if it'd been going any slower it would've hit me instead of the other way round. I bumped into it from the side and got spun like a top o.@
- Had a drawing pin go right into my kneecap (an accident that ended with me screaming and trying to take my 'pinned on' jeans off in hysteria when I realised I couldn't get the thing out with my hands while 2 'friends' sat and howled with laughter ¬.¬)
- Jumped off a 6 foot tall obstacle and my left foot half-landed on the edge of a raised tile (somewhat recent one and as far as the hospital is concerned there's nothing broken luckily)
- Fell down the stairs. A few times. Not on the same day. Stop looking at me like that -.-
Oh and for the record, after all this? Not a single visible scar or anything... except maybe when I catch a lot of sun the places that got scalded when I was super-lil by the kettle get freckles :o
Note to the kids reading this, DONT TOUCH EXPOSED LAWNMOWER ENGINES.
Damn Gem, you deserve a medal for not being dead.
I trekked up the bridge alone, all the while keeping my eye on that big black cloud that loomed even closer now. I just KNEW I could make it across the bridge before the storm struck ...
As I crested the bridge it struck. Here I was at the very TOP of this huge **** bridge and the bottom fell out. But wait, it gets worse .... ... .. .
Golfball size hail began to beat upon my head and shoulders profusely. No where to run, no where to hide, no shelter nearby. I had to get my dumb **** off that bridge and quick. But it was a longggggggggg way to the bottom.
I got bruised up. Badly. My running friends made fun of me. A lot... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
There's tons more like the time I took a corner waaaaaaay too fast on my bike and knowing I wouldn't make it jumped off the back. Funny how momentum works; I ended up getting bonked on the nose by the backwheel as I cartwheeled into the rear of my crashed bike then the friend who was cycling with me screamed as we both realised I'd somehow not just crashed but landed on a wasps nest ^^;
Like all my adventures I miraculously didn't really get seriously hurt; I didn't get stung somehow and despite taking a pretty hard hit to the nose nothing was actually damaged. I just had to put up with a numb face for the day and the dull throb of lots of lil bruises :p
There was also the time I got stung on the lip and we found out I was allergic to whatever it'd been. My breath was ragged and my eyes watered so much I couldn't see by the time the doctor got there.
To this day I still don't know if it was a wasp or bee that got me :o
Note to self: Stay the **** away from Gem. I'll get killed just by proximity. :O
- I fell off a carnival ride that was going at full speed about 60 meters above the ground
- I got dragged by a bus because my bag got caught in the door as I was getting off and tangled around my neck (managed to stay on my feet the whole time somehow though :3 )
- Choked on more pen-tops as a kid than I can count even now
- Pulled a kettle full of scalding water over myself when I was a baby
- Fell over while I had a fork in my mouth... enough said about that ¬.¬
- Put my hand on the bottom of an iron while it was on
- Set the dog on fire (it was an accident! I put him in cold water the minute I realised there was smoke coming from him @.@)
- Drowned underwater to the point where I lost consciousness (stupid floats blocking the surface -.-)
- Ran into the kitchen while my mum was taking a burning hot tray out of the oven at the right height to connect with my cheek
- Walked the dog during a lightning storm... a bolt hit just a few hundred meters away and sent me and my friends running back home fast ^^;
- Put a pair of scissors into a plug socket then a kitkat wrapper (silver foil) in the earth then hit them together with a plastic ruler (wasn't just me ok? It was a bunch of us in school and we were bored :s ).
- Slept through a housefire
- Ran <b>into</b> a moving car... if it'd been going any slower it would've hit me instead of the other way round. I bumped into it from the side and got spun like a top o.@
- Had a drawing pin go right into my kneecap (an accident that ended with me screaming and trying to take my 'pinned on' jeans off in hysteria when I realised I couldn't get the thing out with my hands while 2 'friends' sat and howled with laughter ¬.¬)
- Jumped off a 6 foot tall obstacle and my left foot half-landed on the edge of a raised tile (somewhat recent one and as far as the hospital is concerned there's nothing broken luckily)
- Fell down the stairs. A few times. Not on the same day. Stop looking at me like that -.-
Oh and for the record, after all this? Not a single visible scar or anything... except maybe when I catch a lot of sun the places that got scalded when I was super-lil by the kettle get freckles :o <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
*Starts a slow clap.*
Pray for me.
Two hundred feet in the air holy cow.
It would've been fatal if the person I'd been riding with hadn't grabbed my top and clung on till the ride had finished.
It's a weird experience flying about like that being slowly strangled by the top that's also the only thing keeping you alive. I could feel the fibers starting to break just as the ride started to finally slow down.
You'd think the guys operating the stupid thing would've heard 2 people screaming like that but nooooooooooo -.-
another thing i did which left the biggest scar on my body is one time when i was out with some friends we were kicking this nerf ball around that was on fire.. we eventually got 2 balls going and while i was paying attention to one the other ball came flying at me.. i blocked it with my arm but the problem with that was it STUCK to my arm.. while on fire... i shook it off and it took quite a bit of skin with it, and at the same time left quite a bit of flaming plastic... oh well it looks badass....
my brother always got himself into trouble though.. one time he was riding a three wheeled atv around some quonsets and he hit a rock and lost control... well the cows were chillaxing off on the side in their barbed wire fence... he swerved into the fence and got dragged 15 or so feet along the fence... needless to say he got pretty tore up..
That in itself isn't so bad, but it stops about 1cm before the part where my scrotum joins onto the rest of me. Because it was still bleeding at the time I took my pants off to check, I honest to god thought I'd pretty much cut my balls off <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Because we all know it wouldn't of made a difference. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
As for me, drinking 3-day year old tea that was left out in the open (aka out of fridge, without a lid). Pathetic, yes, but hurts less than spoiled milk. Needless to say, I seem to drink a lot of spoiled fluids.