Dude Shows Off Man-boobies

kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">gets arrested</div> <a href='http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161748,00.html' target='_blank'>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,161748,00.html</a>

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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    Hehe. Also has some other amusing stories in it as well.

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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Roffles, that is very funny.
  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    something to look forward to when you're a cop cydane

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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Kosmo Kramer, this guys needs a man-siere! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Fatal_ErrorFatal_Error Join Date: 2005-01-15 Member: 35840Members
    <a href='http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160730,00.html' target='_blank'>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160730,00.html</a>
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    o.o
    o_O
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    hahaha <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    didnt know that police arrested people for being fat
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    As if I would arrest someone for doing something that isn't against the law.

    They would get TASERed instead. :-)
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 8 2005, 12:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 8 2005, 12:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As if I would arrest someone for doing something that isn't against the law.

    They would get TASERed instead. :-) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i would really love to see that

    cyndane (CD) "GET A SHIRT ON NOW SIR, YOU ARE SHOWING BOOBS"

    sir "ehhh WTH?"

    CD "DO IT NOW OR I WILL TASER YOU"

    sir "what are you talking about?"

    *taser sound*

    omg would be awesome
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Actually it would go more like this.

    Me: "Sir, put a shirt on."

    Him: "What are you going to do about it little girl?"

    Me: "Last chance sir, put a shirt on."

    Him: *Laughs*

    Me: *Grabs TASER, shoots*

    Him: Ahhhhh!

    Me: Little eh?
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    South Dakota eh? I'll just stay the fisk out of Souix Falls <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 8 2005, 08:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 8 2005, 08:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Kosmo Kramer, this guys needs a man-siere! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And it should be called a "Bro" <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    I would laugh, but it coulda been me.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-KGB Garal+Jul 8 2005, 01:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KGB Garal @ Jul 8 2005, 01:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 8 2005, 08:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 8 2005, 08:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Kosmo Kramer, this guys needs a man-siere!  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And it should be called a "Bro" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lol, yeah I remember that episode where Arthur Spooner and Kramer were arguing over a name for it... to funny. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Whatever the hell it's called I ain't wearing one! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jul 8 2005, 12:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jul 8 2005, 12:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would laugh, but it coulda been me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG, pix pls.
  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 8 2005, 10:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 8 2005, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually it would go more like this.

    Me: "Sir, put a shirt on."

    Him: "What are you going to do about it little girl?"

    Me: "Last chance sir, put a shirt on."

    Him: *Laughs*

    Me: *Grabs TASER, shoots*

    Him: Ahhhhh!

    Me: Little eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    what if he didn't bring a shirt?
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    I guess he gets TASERed anyway... no loss at all :-)
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    edited July 2005
    ok that really pisses me off.. it has a picture of paris hilton from her burger ad and says "OMG LIEK THE ONE PIECES BATHING SUIT IS BACK WITH A SPLASH LOL"

    NO ITS NOT.. just cuz some retarded celeb wore it in a commercial doesnt mean its interesting to look at...

    flipping fox new[edit]s[/edit].. swear to go ima burn that place to the ground...
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fatal Error+Jul 8 2005, 12:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fatal Error @ Jul 8 2005, 12:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160730,00.html' target='_blank'>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160730,00.html</a>
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    o.o
    o_O <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    innuendo.....overload....*asplode*
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jul 8 2005, 12:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jul 8 2005, 12:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jul 8 2005, 12:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jul 8 2005, 12:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would laugh, but it coulda been me. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG, pix pls. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There's a reason my shirt has a "Warning: Avalanche" sign on it. If I take it off in public, I risk crushing innocent life. As the mass of flab realises that it is finally free from its bonds, it gains momentum, and may <span style='color:white'>God</span>, <span style='color:green'>Mother Nature</span> or <span style='color:red'>C</span><span style='color:yellow'>o</span><span style='color:orange'>s</span><span style='color:green'>m</span><span style='color:blue'>i</span><span style='color:purple'>c</span> <span style='color:red'>D</span><span style='color:orange'>a</span><span style='color:yellow'>v</span><span style='color:green'>e</span> have mercy on anyone in its path.

    Sometimes, though, the restraints can't hold, and off comes my shirt. Down rolls fleshy, pink doom.

    I would send you pictures, but the camera can't zoom out far enough.
  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jul 8 2005, 12:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jul 8 2005, 12:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jul 8 2005, 12:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jul 8 2005, 12:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+Jul 8 2005, 12:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Jul 8 2005, 12:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would laugh, but it coulda been me. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG, pix pls. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There's a reason my shirt has a "Warning: Avalanche" sign on it. If I take it off in public, I risk crushing innocent life. As the mass of flab realises that it is finally free from its bonds, it gains momentum, and may <span style='color:white'>God</span>, <span style='color:green'>Mother Nature</span> or <span style='color:red'>C</span><span style='color:yellow'>o</span><span style='color:orange'>s</span><span style='color:green'>m</span><span style='color:blue'>i</span><span style='color:purple'>c</span> <span style='color:red'>D</span><span style='color:orange'>a</span><span style='color:yellow'>v</span><span style='color:green'>e</span> have mercy on anyone in its path.

    Sometimes, though, the restraints can't hold, and off comes my shirt. Down rolls fleshy, pink doom.

    I would send you pictures, but the camera can't zoom out far enough. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    can you like stand outside and have someone take a picture with google earth or some other satellite mapping service?
  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    It's worth a shot. Look for a new mountain appearing in the Midlands.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Metalcat+Jul 8 2005, 11:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Metalcat @ Jul 8 2005, 11:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> hahaha <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    didnt know that police arrested people for being fat <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If you "RTFA", you would have known that it wasn't him being fat. It's that he has a condition where he grows female-shaped breasts.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    His apperance doesn't look like he has a condition to me... He looks like a transgendered guy, trying to look more feminen, judging my his hair from mugshots.

    <img src='http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/07/05/eve/breastman5.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <img src='http://www.wcpo.com/news/2005/local/07/05/eve/breastman4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    not only does he have boobs, but his face is ugly too?
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-R A C+Jul 8 2005, 03:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (R A C @ Jul 8 2005, 03:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> not only does he have boobs, but his face is ugly too? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yeha thats the ugliest *** ever
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 8 2005, 07:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 8 2005, 07:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Actually it would go more like this.

    Me: "Sir, put a shirt on."

    Him: "What are you going to do about it little girl?"

    Me: "Last chance sir, put a shirt on."

    Him: *Laughs*

    Me: *Grabs TASER, shoots*

    Him: Ahhhhh!

    Me: Little eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    I once read, that ifyou want to use pepperspray as a cop, you have to experience its effects first. (you are beeing peppered before they allow you to pepper others).

    Does this also apply to taser guns?
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->=Faskalia]
    Does this also apply to taser guns?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, it does.

    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    His apperance doesn't look like he has a condition to me... He looks like a transgendered guy, trying to look more feminen, judging my his hair from mugshots
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That does look to be the case, however in Cinninati, it isn't illegal either way, so he was wrongfully arrested. Although, perhaps he would prefer to be called she.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 8 2005, 11:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 8 2005, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> QUOTE
    =Faskalia]
    Does this also apply to taser guns?



    Yes, it does.

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    OMG OMG.

    Could you tape it?

    I always wanted to see pictures of you, rolling on the floor with 2 metal rods stuck in your...
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    Make shure you do not need a pace maker, or getting tasered might end really bad

    Serious: I am hoping, that it will be a unique experience.

    <a href='http://www.taser.com/law/videos01.htm' target='_blank'>Link to a taser video</a>

    I like the part, where they use a taser to bring down a cow. Happy tasering. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    That guy sure gets arrested a lot...
  • dorfdorf Join Date: 2005-07-08 Member: 55489Members
    lol personaly i wouldnt want to see those 'man ****' so throw his butt in jail!
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