<!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jul 23 2005, 12:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jul 23 2005, 12:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Uwe Boll may be the greatest genius of our time. He is like a film pirate, raping and pillaging and becoming rich. Except, somehow, he has convinced the people that he is raping and pillaging that what he's doing is good and they encourage him to do it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's very true. Maybe we should start thinking of him as an enemy for once. Boycott his movies (if you don't already). I mean, most of them cater to gamers anyway. So if no one watches them and he loses shitloads of cash, well then he'll be forced to stop by his constant failure.
Anyway, as long as it's just Dungeon Siege... I mean, it keeps him occupied, after all. If he ever lays his hands on Marathon, though, massacres will follow. I shall see to it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Could that animation have gotten any cooler.
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) Ray Liotta has joined the cast of "Dungeon Siege," a sword-and-sorcery movie based on the million-selling PC game franchise.
The $60 million fantasy film, which executive producer/director Uwe Boll -<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jul 23 2005, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jul 23 2005, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Uwe Boll may be the greatest genius of our time. He is like a film pirate, raping and pillaging and becoming rich. Except, somehow, he has convinced the people that he is raping and pillaging that what he's doing is good and they encourage him to do it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I swear you have the best quotes ever. I think the people paying him to do the movies are thinking "wow this is so funny, lets give him more and see if he can make even more of a wreck" haha
After seeing house of the dead, I didnt know wether to laugh of cry. The actors were so stupid they didnt even try to make it look like the guns recoiled. The assault rifles were giving off less recoil than a super soaker/paintball gun.
i'm afraid i'm not familiar with you bowl or whatever he calls himself. anyone care to explain who he is and why he deserves so much hate? should i send him some of my hate? i have plenty to go around
<!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 25 2005, 08:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 25 2005, 08:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i'm afraid i'm not familiar with you bowl or whatever he calls himself. anyone care to explain who he is and why he deserves so much hate? should i send him some of my hate? i have plenty to go around <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> As one could easly ascertain by even LOOKING at the thread (you don't even need to read the post, it's so obvious) he makes bad movies. Out of videogames.
<!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jul 25 2005, 08:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jul 25 2005, 08:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As one could easly ascertain by even LOOKING at the thread (you don't even need to read the post, it's so obvious) he makes bad movies. Out of videogames.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Baseless flattery. You're not insulting him enough. I mean, "bad movies?" That's almost a compliment.
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm talking about. I have never seen an Uwe Boll movie as far as I know, but it appears to be hip and trendy these days to bash him.</span>
Ya know, if I ever meet Mr. Boll, he's going to need some emergency surgery. No, I'm not going to injure him... he'll just need a doctor to remove my boot from his a**.
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Also, I saw the name of Leelee Sobieski there and went nooooo! Young Helen Hunt! Why must thy suffer so at the hands of Uwe Boll!
And stuff.
That's very true. Maybe we should start thinking of him as an enemy for once. Boycott his movies (if you don't already). I mean, most of them cater to gamers anyway. So if no one watches them and he loses shitloads of cash, well then he'll be forced to stop by his constant failure.
Anyway, as long as it's just Dungeon Siege... I mean, it keeps him occupied, after all. If he ever lays his hands on Marathon, though, massacres will follow. I shall see to it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Could that animation have gotten any cooler.
Poor guy.
The $60 million fantasy film, which executive producer/director Uwe Boll -<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And thats were I stopped reading.
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I swear you have the best quotes ever. I think the people paying him to do the movies are thinking "wow this is so funny, lets give him more and see if he can make even more of a wreck" haha
After seeing house of the dead, I didnt know wether to laugh of cry. The actors were so stupid they didnt even try to make it look like the guns recoiled. The assault rifles were giving off less recoil than a super soaker/paintball gun.
As one could easly ascertain by even LOOKING at the thread (you don't even need to read the post, it's so obvious) he makes bad movies. Out of videogames.
Baseless flattery. You're not insulting him enough. I mean, "bad movies?" That's almost a compliment.
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm talking about. I have never seen an Uwe Boll movie as far as I know, but it appears to be hip and trendy these days to bash him.</span>
Agreed.