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  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    Snidely, I hate you now. Never ever sully the name of Deus Ex somehow associating it with Uwe Boll. Never. Ever.

    Also, I saw the name of Leelee Sobieski there and went nooooo! Young Helen Hunt! Why must thy suffer so at the hands of Uwe Boll!

    And stuff.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jul 23 2005, 12:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jul 23 2005, 12:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Uwe Boll may be the greatest genius of our time. He is like a film pirate, raping and pillaging and becoming rich. Except, somehow, he has convinced the people that he is raping and pillaging that what he's doing is good and they encourage him to do it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's very true. Maybe we should start thinking of him as an enemy for once. Boycott his movies (if you don't already). I mean, most of them cater to gamers anyway. So if no one watches them and he loses shitloads of cash, well then he'll be forced to stop by his constant failure.
  • Quantum_MooseQuantum_Moose Join Date: 2005-03-05 Member: 43643Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Jul 23 2005, 11:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jul 23 2005, 11:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.blackmage.org/hdevil/wry.swf' target='_blank'>WRYYYYYYYYYYYY?</a>

    Anyway, as long as it's just Dungeon Siege... I mean, it keeps him occupied, after all. If he ever lays his hands on Marathon, though, massacres will follow. I shall see to it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Could that animation have gotten any cooler.
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    Burt Reynolds, Rotfl...

    Poor guy.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <i>Ray Liotta</i>.
  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    Good lord...if he touches System Shock 2, I swear that I'm going to hang him from a streetlight and beat him with a baseball bat like he's a pinata.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) Ray Liotta has joined the cast of "Dungeon Siege," a sword-and-sorcery movie based on the million-selling PC game franchise.


    The $60 million fantasy film, which executive producer/director Uwe Boll -<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    And thats were I stopped reading.


    ... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    How do you even pronounce Uwe Boll? You Bowl?
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jul 23 2005, 01:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jul 23 2005, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Uwe Boll may be the greatest genius of our time. He is like a film pirate, raping and pillaging and becoming rich. Except, somehow, he has convinced the people that he is raping and pillaging that what he's doing is good and they encourage him to do it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I swear you have the best quotes ever. I think the people paying him to do the movies are thinking "wow this is so funny, lets give him more and see if he can make even more of a wreck" haha

    After seeing house of the dead, I didnt know wether to laugh of cry. The actors were so stupid they didnt even try to make it look like the guns recoiled. The assault rifles were giving off less recoil than a super soaker/paintball gun.
  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    i'm afraid i'm not familiar with you bowl or whatever he calls himself. anyone care to explain who he is and why he deserves so much hate? should i send him some of my hate? i have plenty to go around
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 25 2005, 08:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 25 2005, 08:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i'm afraid i'm not familiar with you bowl or whatever he calls himself. anyone care to explain who he is and why he deserves so much hate? should i send him some of my hate? i have plenty to go around <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As one could easly ascertain by even LOOKING at the thread (you don't even need to read the post, it's so obvious) he makes bad movies. Out of videogames.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Jul 25 2005, 08:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Jul 25 2005, 08:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->As one could easly ascertain by even LOOKING at the thread (you don't even need to read the post, it's so obvious) he makes bad movies. Out of videogames.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Baseless flattery. You're not insulting him enough. I mean, "bad movies?" That's almost a compliment.

    <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm talking about. I have never seen an Uwe Boll movie as far as I know, but it appears to be hip and trendy these days to bash him.</span>
  • stallioNstallioN Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54363Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pardzh+Jul 23 2005, 11:55 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pardzh @ Jul 23 2005, 11:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Eh, Dungeon Siege <s>kinda</s> sucked <b>hardcore</b> anyway. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed.
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Ya know, if I ever meet Mr. Boll, he's going to need some emergency surgery. No, I'm not going to injure him... he'll just need a doctor to remove my boot from his a**.
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