At The Risk Of Being Eaten...

Kung_Fool

<div class="IPBDescription">A marine´s story</div> Once upon a time there was a <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> named David...

Malice_101

....military psychologists said David had "Anger managment problems" and thusly was perfect for the marines....

XtremeX

...So David jumped on the first dropship out and headed to find ways to vent his anger...

Chef

Along the way he had some beer...

RaideN

And got into quite a few fights.

Typhon

Now David had anger management problems and a broken nose.

lljk_pointy

Finally, David was stationed on Mining Outpost EEX-1345

Fina

...where they just found some strange goo in a cargo crate...

Durandal

He was told that strange goo was edible by one of the homeless men he used to pick fights with...

Kung_Fool

[edit] Nothing to see here, pls move on... [/edit]

Moleculor

<b><span style='color:blue'>Topic Moved to Off Topic</span></b>

ICha0sI

...so he put some goo in his mouth...

quickie

... and before you knew it...

Llama_Killer

.. he turned into a <s>B.O.B</s> oops .. SKULK....

TychoCelchuuu

and got gunned down by the 10+ marines who were sitting there watching him...

Kung_Fool

But that wasn´t a problem for him since he was in a game and who knows what can happen there? After respawning again he scouted out to check the area. Going through a doorframe he heard something chuckle and looked frantically through the room. There was that chuckle again! David looked up and there <b>IT</b> was! Some slimy creature with a friggen wide mouth hanging above the door leading to the hallway he just entered! The Skulk jumped down and David didn´t think any further. He...

Onii-chan

... immediatly dropped his pants and ...

Battousaix

and turned around, showing the **obscenity** to the creature, then, he farted........ (poor creature)