Hilarious Amazon Reviews

moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
edited July 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">This guy is something else . . .</div> <a href='http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AA9IP6AYACFK5/102-7730063-2084139?%5Fencoding=UTF8&display=public&page=1' target='_blank'>http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...y=public&page=1</a>
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As treasurer of a small obesity support group with charitable status I am always looking for ways to raise funds, and at times it's a real drag. But this book really does put the "fun" back into fund raising. Financially we're having the best year ever, and that's not even counting this Autumn's Butter-Chug, which should be good for £1000 after expenses.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    thank You Sir.


    you have just made part of my day less sucktastic!


    hehehe


    full evacuation!
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Hah. This is great.

    Reviewing the book "Don't Shoot the Dog"
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Kopp's marvelous guide shows how to train a dog without resorting to desperate measures. Thanks to this book I have kept my spaniel Barry in line with a couple of mock executions.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    A lot of it is really subtle humor too, which is roofles.
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    yus indeed.

    Alot of it you wouldn't even realize if you didn't know the guy was writing humour <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Meh. Most of it's pretty boring. A few funny ones but there are much better things to do with one's time on the Interwebnetcom.
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    The second one on this page is my favorite. <a href='http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AA9IP6AYACFK5/103-1546320-5643853?%5Fencoding=UTF8&display=public&page=7' target='_blank'>http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...y=public&page=7</a>
    I almost fell out of my chair.
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    "Even my wife loved the book, and she is unnerved at our young puppy's resemblance to her best friend's father who was a sex-offender."

    That was classic.
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jul 26 2005, 08:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jul 26 2005, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The second one on this page is my favorite. <a href='http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AA9IP6AYACFK5/103-1546320-5643853?%5Fencoding=UTF8&display=public&page=7' target='_blank'>http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...y=public&page=7</a>
    I almost fell out of my chair. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sad part is I agree with him... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Jul 26 2005, 07:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Jul 26 2005, 07:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-moultano+Jul 26 2005, 08:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (moultano @ Jul 26 2005, 08:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The second one on this page is my favorite. <a href='http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AA9IP6AYACFK5/103-1546320-5643853?%5Fencoding=UTF8&display=public&page=7' target='_blank'>http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-review...y=public&page=7</a>
    I almost fell out of my chair. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The sad part is I agree with him... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And I agree with you.

    This guy is hilarious, great post.

    Roffles upon my Waffles:
    <!--QuoteBegin-Reviewing The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Reviewing The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Trying to shield our children from the pervasive obscenity of modern culture is a more-or-less full-time job as any parent knows. Thank goodness therefore for this sensitive and helpful guide to responsible parenting. Sometimes the old ways are best: when my own dad caught me smoking when I was a teenager, he sat me down at the kitchen table and I wasn't allowed to get up until I had finished the entire packet. That worked, after a fashion. I tried a similar approach with my own son Jonathan when I recently found a stash of porn videos in his room. I believe he found the 9 hour marathon viewing as uncomfortable as I did, and I have high hopes of weaning him of this filth.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Reviewing The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Reviewing The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Trying to shield our children from the pervasive obscenity of modern culture is a more-or-less full-time job as any parent knows. Thank goodness therefore for this sensitive and helpful guide to responsible parenting. Sometimes the old ways are best: when my own dad caught me smoking when I was a teenager, he sat me down at the kitchen table and I wasn't allowed to get up until I had finished the entire packet. That worked, after a fashion. I tried a similar approach with my own son Jonathan when I recently found a stash of porn videos in his room. I believe he found the 9 hour marathon viewing as uncomfortable as I did, and I have high hopes of weaning him of this filth.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, Quan's dad is pretty mean..
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  • moultanomoultano Creator of ns_shiva. Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10806Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    edited July 2005
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    If you are fanatical about Stephen King then I suggest you buy this book. It's a far more productive outlet for your obsession than stalking the man, abducting him, breaking his legs and keeping him holed up in a shack in the woods over the winter, sedated by drugs while forcing him to write a novel for you.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Jul 27 2005, 03:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Jul 27 2005, 03:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Reviewing The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Reviewing The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Trying to shield our children from the pervasive obscenity of modern culture is a more-or-less full-time job as any parent knows. Thank goodness therefore for this sensitive and helpful guide to responsible parenting. Sometimes the old ways are best: when my own dad caught me smoking when I was a teenager, he sat me down at the kitchen table and I wasn't allowed to get up until I had finished the entire packet. That worked, after a fashion. I tried a similar approach with my own son Jonathan when I recently found a stash of porn videos in his room. I believe he found the 9 hour marathon viewing as uncomfortable as I did, and I have high hopes of weaning him of this filth.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Man, Quan's dad is pretty mean.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HAHAHAHAHA

    now <i>that</i> made my day
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