Anime Related Classroom Pranks
<div class="IPBDescription">[catagory: humor]</div> I'm not sure how I found this. I'm not a <i>big</i> anime fan though I do have some favorites. But in any case while wondering through a trail of links I ended up finding some classroom pranks some of which I can imagine would be quite humorous. This might be old info to some people but here are the ones that made me laugh aloud and the link. *shrug* It's kind of the same kind of intellectual humor that makes the "anime laws of physics" or monty python quotes funny. Stupid people or people who have never seen any anime probably won't get the humor. So whatever, enjoy:
<!--QuoteBegin-www.totallychibi.com/index.php?class+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (www.totallychibi.com/index.php?class)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->8. Walk out of the classroom during a lecture. If the teacher asks where you are going, reply "I'm off to save the world... again!".
10. Answer all the math questions in Japanese.
11. Ask around for a pencil. If your peers refuse to led you one, hit them with the toy hammer you had hidden behind your back. (from Kodocha)
15. If a teacher gives you a quiz or something to make the class groan, say (very loudly), "YATTA!" (from any anime) Sent by: Hikaru
17. Every time you see your friends, do a laugh as though you've never seen them before and greet them with a nice heavy "HI!". (from DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT) Sent by: Haykuro
19. Colour a big circle on your hand and attempt to suck the teacher inside. (from Inuyasha) Sent by: Nekida
21. Anytime you see a person yawn in class, rate it out loud. (from Azumanga Daioh) Sent by: amylime
23. Bring a wooden bird to school and put it on your shoulder. If someone starts yelling at someone smash the bird and start yelling "I thought you were supposed to bring peace to your surroundings!" (from Gundam SEED) Sent by: Okura
25. Just to annoy people, always talk in the second person and add "de gozaru" or "that it is, that it might, etc., etc.", to the end of your sentences. (from Rurouni Kenshin) Sent by: Sana-chan
27. When you see a fight or something to do with a good and a bad guy say the following and a clear voice as a prayer "In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen." (from Hellsing) Sent by: Haykuro
33. When someone says something stupid, fall to the ground. (from any anime) Sent by: Neko-Chrae-Chan
34. If you ever overhear someone say 'sit' or 'osuwari', immediately fall to the ground, and then start yelling at them about it. (from Inuyasha) Sent by: Neko-Chrae-Chan<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-www.totallychibi.com/index.php?class+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (www.totallychibi.com/index.php?class)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->8. Walk out of the classroom during a lecture. If the teacher asks where you are going, reply "I'm off to save the world... again!".
10. Answer all the math questions in Japanese.
11. Ask around for a pencil. If your peers refuse to led you one, hit them with the toy hammer you had hidden behind your back. (from Kodocha)
15. If a teacher gives you a quiz or something to make the class groan, say (very loudly), "YATTA!" (from any anime) Sent by: Hikaru
17. Every time you see your friends, do a laugh as though you've never seen them before and greet them with a nice heavy "HI!". (from DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT) Sent by: Haykuro
19. Colour a big circle on your hand and attempt to suck the teacher inside. (from Inuyasha) Sent by: Nekida
21. Anytime you see a person yawn in class, rate it out loud. (from Azumanga Daioh) Sent by: amylime
23. Bring a wooden bird to school and put it on your shoulder. If someone starts yelling at someone smash the bird and start yelling "I thought you were supposed to bring peace to your surroundings!" (from Gundam SEED) Sent by: Okura
25. Just to annoy people, always talk in the second person and add "de gozaru" or "that it is, that it might, etc., etc.", to the end of your sentences. (from Rurouni Kenshin) Sent by: Sana-chan
27. When you see a fight or something to do with a good and a bad guy say the following and a clear voice as a prayer "In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen." (from Hellsing) Sent by: Haykuro
33. When someone says something stupid, fall to the ground. (from any anime) Sent by: Neko-Chrae-Chan
34. If you ever overhear someone say 'sit' or 'osuwari', immediately fall to the ground, and then start yelling at them about it. (from Inuyasha) Sent by: Neko-Chrae-Chan<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Comments
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anime freaks scare me though... I went to some anime thing once and there were some there. I suddenly understood what dealing with victims of the black plague must've felt like...
Yeah, cattle prods - the longer the better - are pretty much required equipment for a normal person to go to an anime convention. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Testament+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Testament)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Anime fans...the people who make anime hell to watch or find any information about. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Awfully flame-ish m8. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> I don't understand why you say it makes it bad to watch but the second part about making it hell to find any information about is so, so true. I agree with you there.
<!--QuoteBegin-geminosity+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (geminosity)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->depends what you class as an anime fan I guess :o<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
QFT. Like I wouldn't consider myself a "real" anime fan because I can't speak Japanese and don't like much of anime. There are some I hate (like gungrave) and others I hate enough to strongly denounce that they are anime at all: almost everything played on US network TV: (and I cringe in disgust as I mention these) dragonball, yugio (er however you spell it, I don't care), pokemon balls, etc.) I'm quite a skeptic but the one's that pass the test and I actually like are really good. For example, my first comment when I first saw Inuyasha was something like "God not more stupid anime. Change the channel." But eventually I started to understand the characters and the plot and it kinda grew on me. It's a kind of an aquired taste. We often never try things because we think it'll suck but if you actually open your mind and give it a fair trial with sufficent time then you might find out you like it. Perfect examples of this are things like gamming, paintball, cross country biking, etc.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->anime freaks scare me though<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->I've never ever gone to any kind of anime convention, as a matter of fact I had no idea there even was such a thing... [to self]Jeeze x5 you're such a newbie[/to self] But um, now you've erked my curiosity, and I must ask despite the apprehension of what the answer might be: What's an "anime freak"?
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This one has a high probability of making me, at the very least, grimace in afterthought....the others....not so much.
This has been since I got into anime a good 6 or so years back, so it's nothing new. I've just always hated anime fans.
as for anime 'freaks'.... well it's hard to describe. They're basically people who like it so much they devote more of their interest than is comfortable. You'll know you've found an anime freak when their level of anime-love is high enough that you geniunely feel frightened or disturbed by their mere presence :p
You can usually spot them because they keep making noise or quotes from anime all the time or are wearing some kind of pointless anime merchanidise which isn't really practical for every-day wear (like a naruto headband ¬.¬).
Pfft, and people say that I have absolutely no reason to get a concealed weapons permit.
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<!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> Evil man!
Don't worry my dear Gem - I still <3 you!
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<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> That was cold dude...
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif' /><!--endemo--><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'> I <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> you Geminosity!!! </span><!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*insert 600 images of BobTheJanitor's doncing banana-man .gif here*
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<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> That was cold dude...
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='skulk.gif' /><!--endemo--><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'> I <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> you Geminosity!!! </span><!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*insert 600 images of BobTheJanitor's doncing banana-man .gif here* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I rate that a 8.5/10
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<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> That was cold dude...
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'> I <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon12.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> you Geminosity!!! </span>
*insert 600 images of BobTheJanitor's doncing banana-man .gif here* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I rate that a 8.5/10 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, DragonMech is the god of the NSF. He can beat anybody to a "first to post reply." Competing with him is futile. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Not quite. I'm 1/2 dragon - which is 3/4ths god. ^_^
But yes, competition is futile. Lower your shields and you will be assimilated. You cannot resist the call of the mech. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
On the raises murderous intentions meter.
If he didn't like me he'd have said something with biting sarcasm and coated in venom :D