How would you rather die?

RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
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Hope this isn't too macabre but I was inspired by <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=98527" target="_blank">what you want to do before dying</a>, so here's another question:

If you were sentenced to death what method would you choose?

Pushed off the top of a volcano and into the magma? Guillotine? 20 deadly scorpions in a small room? One angry hippopotamus in an arena? Locked up with an unlimited supply of bacon?
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Russian Roulette.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    That joke is so old it caused me physical pain to read it.
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1575368:date=Nov 10 2006, 12:40 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Nov 10 2006, 12:40 AM) [snapback]1575368[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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    How <i>deliciously</i> morbid.


    I'll vote for nuclear apocalypse. Or even eventual radiation-poisoning after mentioned apocalypse...but it wouldn't really be an apocalypse if someone survived, would it?
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Sorry Skulkbait. An attempt to make the best of the thread. It was either that or "not at all." I mean, what do you expect?
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    i like "not at all," i'll take that one.
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  • tigersmithtigersmith Join Date: 2004-11-11 Member: 32749Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Supporter
    <!--quoteo(post=1575376:date=Nov 10 2006, 02:05 AM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Nov 10 2006, 02:05 AM) [snapback]1575376[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> i like "not at all," i'll take that one. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    yea, me too
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Genetic experimentation gone horribly awry. Or riding a nuclear bomb all the way down.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/46/250px-Slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

    YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    If I had to...unlimited shells, a nice Mossberg, and a hospital full of Zombies.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Gamma radiation. Waylen Smithers Senior had it good.
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    Healspray... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pudgy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::gorge::" border="0" alt="pudgy.gif" />

    or just freeze to death... It's one of the best ways to die you know
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Jumping into a laser particle beam in order to stop an evil genius from destroying earth.
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  • PvtBonesPvtBones Join Date: 2004-04-25 Member: 28187Members
    - I'd have to say orbital reentry in just a spacesuit
    - Asian twins <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
    - Riding a nuke ala Dr. Strangelove
    - taking a bullet for someone important
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    edited November 2006
    You realize that if a laser was powerful enough to destroy earth, it'd just atomize you and lose a very small amount of its specific energy before you came anywhere close to touching the emitter, right? That your mass is insignificant to the oceans and rock that it'd be intended to boil?

    What kind of mad scientist would design a superweapon that could be stopped with the sacrifice of a single human body, anyway? Or one that needed time to recharge?
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1575449:date=Nov 10 2006, 01:26 PM:name=Talesin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Talesin @ Nov 10 2006, 01:26 PM) [snapback]1575449[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You realize that if a laser was powerful enough to destroy earth, it'd just atomize you and lose a very small amount of its specific energy before you came anywhere close to touching the emitter, right? That your mass is insignificant to the oceans and rock that it'd be intended to boil?

    What kind of mad scientist would design a superweapon that could be stopped with the sacrifice of a single human body, anyway?
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    <img src="http://www.nd.edu/~tanklab/tim%20the%20mad%20scientist.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Not a mad scientist, just a scientist who needs a comb (or some conditioner) and to buy some new safety goggles. :b
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  • BadMouthBadMouth It ceases to be exclusive when you can have a custom member titl Join Date: 2004-05-21 Member: 28815Members
    A bullet to the head.
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  • spinviperspinviper Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16151Members
    edited November 2006
    Massive dose of Morphine after being put into <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Induced_coma" target="_blank">barbiturate-induced</a> coma.
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  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    i wonder if theres method to die instantly without pain?
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Slumped in an armchair in an apartment shooting my life's savings worth of heroin into my veins, while on a whole slew of other opiates.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1575487:date=Nov 10 2006, 03:05 PM:name=Lofung)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lofung @ Nov 10 2006, 03:05 PM) [snapback]1575487[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    i wonder if theres method to die instantly without pain?
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    Being in your sleep when someone slits your jugular?
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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1575487:date=Nov 10 2006, 04:05 PM:name=Lofung)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lofung @ Nov 10 2006, 04:05 PM) [snapback]1575487[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    i wonder if theres method to die instantly without pain?
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    Go *splat* ?



    Anyway: I'd like to explode along with the rest of the world. <3
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  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    Actually had this conversation before. I decided that as long as I go under while playing my horn (or even practicing), I'll be happy.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Suicide mission to assasinate Kim Jong-Il. Drop me off with an AK-47, kevlar, and a belt of C4 and see how far I get.
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  • digzdigz be still, maggot Join Date: 2002-05-07 Member: 588Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Talk about morbid...

    I would like to die in a comical way. That way when whomever is responsible for getting my body will come upon the scene and won't help but laugh at what they see.
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    Digz, no, that happens AFTER you die.

    My top list of things to happen to my corpse:<ul><li>Dress me up in a clown outfit with a large marital aid, and throw my body out of an airplane over an elementary school</li><li>Grind my body up and make it into hamburgers, then force-feed it to self-righteous vegans</li><li>Wait for rigor mortis to pass, then attach ropes and marionette-walk me down the center row at my own funeral</li><li>Sneak me into an amusement park and set me on one of the rides for the workers to find in the morning</li><li>Stuff my corpse with candy and string me up as a pinata at a random child's birthday party</li><li>Viking funeral. Right through the shipping lanes at peak times.</li><li>Reanimation.</li></ul>
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1575449:date=Nov 10 2006, 08:26 AM:name=Talesin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Talesin @ Nov 10 2006, 08:26 AM) [snapback]1575449[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You realize that if a laser was powerful enough to destroy earth, it'd just atomize you and lose a very small amount of its specific energy before you came anywhere close to touching the emitter, right? That your mass is insignificant to the oceans and rock that it'd be intended to boil?

    What kind of mad scientist would design a superweapon that could be stopped with the sacrifice of a single human body, anyway? Or one that needed time to recharge?
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    How would I know? Maybe you should ask him <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    He's at the bottom of my lime pit, as I simply shot him in the head instead of concocting some pointlessly complex method of killing him.
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Giant octopus
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