MonsE gets a thread

TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
<div class="IPBDescription">All to himself!</div>So, in case you haven't seen the <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?s=1694197852039544832&showtopic=98835&view=findpost&p=1579866" target="_blank">irrefutable</a> <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?s=1694197852039544832&showtopic=98768&view=findpost&p=1579868" target="_blank">evidence</a>, our good friend and omnipotent overlord #2 in case of Flayra's incapacitation <b><u>MonsieurEvil</u></b> has returned from the decidedly un-ethereal realm that is the "real world." His coming has been noted in the threads he has graced with his heavenly, cantankerous presence, but that's clearly not enough of a welcome-back for an immortal among mortals (also to be fair, most of us are a little less than mortal. Smelly mortal maybe). So let me be the first to welcome back everyone's favorite hard to spell name with a nice, refreshing blast of

<img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/lorenmartha/sunnyd_cari.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

SunnyD, the only thing on earth that, administered intraveneously, will kill a skulk (aka Bob, in deference to our veteran returning cohort) faster than an HMG with level 3 weapon upgrades.

We're not worthy! Where have you been all these decades, or however long it has been since you left us a cold, shattered husk of what we once were with your guidance and warmth?
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    *flips a coin*

    Ok, I won't lock this thread. Maybe I should sticky, no one looks at sticky threads <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    <!--quoteo(post=1579902:date=Nov 22 2006, 11:13 PM:name=Comprox)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Comprox @ Nov 22 2006, 11:13 PM) [snapback]1579902[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    *flips a coin*

    Ok, I won't lock this thread. Maybe I should sticky, no one looks at sticky threads <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
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    /me trips Comprox into a vat of purple.

    Welcome back Monse.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1579902:date=Nov 22 2006, 08:13 PM:name=Comprox)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Comprox @ Nov 22 2006, 08:13 PM) [snapback]1579902[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    *flips a coin*

    Ok, I won't lock this thread. Maybe I should sticky, no one looks at sticky threads <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
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    What, Forum Member #4 and the origin of your current charge (The Readyroom) doesn't get his thread, but OttoDestruct gets an "emo emo cut cut cut" thread all to himself? That double standard is exactly the type of thing I'd expect from you, Canadian Comprox. You're just jealous that The One has returned to take your site back!

    Also to fire me from my staff writer position that I have not, to be honest, exploited to the fullest of my abilities.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Hey, I already tried to pawn the site off to Monse today... :/
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Careful, MonsE's desiccated fingers might crumble to dust if you make him type too much. Mummification for three thousand years Redmond Crypt would do that to anyone.

    ARISE! ARISE YOU UNLIVING SPAWN OF THE GATES (hehe) OF HELL ITSELF!

    --Scythe--
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Let's see, soda, purple stuff, SUNNY D ALRIGHT!!! Oh my God no, NO, NOOOOOOOOO... it burns, it burrrrns!

    Yes. I just forum-pantomined someone being killed by crappy orange drink. Deal.

    Hi guys. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> I actually have been back for a bit, skulking around and chatting with Flayra over the past few months. With the rebirth of NS into 2, i shall now be referred to as MonsDeux. Not doing anything more useful than adding silly opinions circa my 2001 forum posts. I've been at MS for roughly 2.5 years now, still going strong working with Domain Services and all its acutrements.

    Enough about me - what have YOU all been up to?
  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    I've been spending the last few minutes wracking by brain, trying to remember when I said that in your sig :/
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    MonsE, go get your older avatar back. It was the same girl, except she looked cuter but still had that evil look.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited November 2006
    <!--quoteo(post=1579912:date=Nov 22 2006, 11:27 PM:name=MonsieurEvil)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MonsieurEvil @ Nov 22 2006, 11:27 PM) [snapback]1579912[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Let's see, soda, purple stuff, SUNNY D ALRIGHT!!! Oh my God no, NO, NOOOOOOOOO... it burns, it burrrrns!

    Yes. I just forum-pantomined someone being killed by crappy orange drink. Deal.

    Hi guys. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> I actually have been back for a bit, skulking around and chatting with Flayra over the past few months. With the rebirth of NS into 2, i shall now be referred to as MonsDeux. Not doing anything more useful than adding silly opinions circa my 2001 forum posts. I've been at MS for roughly 2.5 years now, still going strong working with Domain Services and all its acutrements.

    Enough about me - what have YOU all been up to?
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    I've been continuing my edumacashiun & starting another fulltime job to go alongside the fulltime volunteer job I've had here for years. Said new job involves using a lot of the MS software you may be responsible for developing. Along with that you can throw in a little Novell (and corresponding frustration at their lack of a 64bit client for windows), Citrix on vmware, and a bunch of other buzzwords I'm learning to use faster than I'm being taught how/why they work.

    P.S. Thanks for that help with my windows bsod's back in the day. I narrowed down the problem a bit after that and you were right, hardware issue.

    P.P.S. If you can suggest any way to dig myself out of being pigeonholed into IT Monkey work & instead move towards a career that involves the more engineering-oriented parts of my brain, let me know.
  • MaxMax Technical Director, Unknown Worlds Entertainment Join Date: 2002-03-15 Member: 318Super Administrators, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    Welcome back MonsE!

    Max
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    Max needs abu imo.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--quoteo(post=1579912:date=Nov 22 2006, 08:27 PM:name=MonsieurEvil)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MonsieurEvil @ Nov 22 2006, 08:27 PM) [snapback]1579912[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Let's see, soda, purple stuff, SUNNY D ALRIGHT!!! Oh my God no, NO, NOOOOOOOOO... it burns, it burrrrns!

    Yes. I just forum-pantomined someone being killed by crappy orange drink. Deal.

    Hi guys. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> I actually have been back for a bit, skulking around and chatting with Flayra over the past few months. With the rebirth of NS into 2, i shall now be referred to as MonsDeux. Not doing anything more useful than adding silly opinions circa my 2001 forum posts. I've been at MS for roughly 2.5 years now, still going strong working with Domain Services and all its acutrements.

    Enough about me - what have YOU all been up to?
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    <3 MonsE!

    I've become a bigger nerd than previously known to man.
  • spinviperspinviper Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16151Members
    edited November 2006
    <!--quoteo(post=1579912:date=Nov 23 2006, 12:27 PM:name=MonsieurEvil)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MonsieurEvil @ Nov 23 2006, 12:27 PM) [snapback]1579912[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Let's see, soda, purple stuff, SUNNY D ALRIGHT!!! Oh my God no, NO, NOOOOOOOOO... it burns, it burrrrns!

    Yes. I just forum-pantomined someone being killed by crappy orange drink. Deal.

    Hi guys. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" /> I actually have been back for a bit, skulking around and chatting with Flayra over the past few months. With the rebirth of NS into 2, i shall now be referred to as MonsDeux. Not doing anything more useful than adding silly opinions circa my 2001 forum posts. I've been at MS for roughly 2.5 years now, still going strong working with Domain Services and all its acutrements.

    Enough about me - what have YOU all been up to?
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    Holy skulk on a stick! Welcome back MonsE! Don't leave us again!

    As for me, I've been playing around with some Content Management systems, mainly <a href="http://www.joomla.org/" target="_blank">Joomla!</a> and <a href="http://drupal.org/" target="_blank">Drupal</a>. I've also been picking up some PHP and MySQL. Fun stuff.
  • MaxMax Technical Director, Unknown Worlds Entertainment Join Date: 2002-03-15 Member: 318Super Administrators, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <!--quoteo(post=1579924:date=Nov 23 2006, 12:26 AM:name=Haze)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Haze @ Nov 23 2006, 12:26 AM) [snapback]1579924[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Max needs abu imo.
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    I have an abu! It's just this <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Simbel" target="_blank">Abu</a> instead of this <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aladdin_%28movie%29" target="_blank">Abu</a>.

    Max
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Welcome back indeed! Always my favorite forum member you were.

    Me, I'm a graduate student, again, and burnt out. I also do a bit of developing on the side and soon that'll be taking up the majority of my time.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    edited November 2006
    HUGGLES ARE PAST DUE! (but still valid)
    /me glomp

    i've found out that win2k3s is infinitely inferior to most values of /([a-z]nix|.*bsd)/ for general purpose web-servy application-y things
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I actually had a dream last night and the girl in MonsE's avatar (whoever she is <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" /> ) was on the newspaper I had.

    Conspiracy! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/marine.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::marine::" border="0" alt="marine.gif" />
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I didn't believe the signs, but hard evidence has opened my eyes... the MonsE is back!

    ...

    FLEE!
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited November 2006
    @Petco - Hi! I can't find the original anymore. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

    @Marik_Steele - Hiya! Pretty heterogenous shop you're in, eh. That can get really interesting. No worries on the BSOD thing, just glad you got it ironed out; there's nothing more frustrating with computers than a random catastrophic crash. What sort of engineering career are you trying to get into?

    @Max - Heya dude, thanks!

    @Quaunaut - Unpossible. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

    @spinviper - I'll try not to. I miss all you wackos. That software looks cool, I hadn't heard of it (I suck at internet though).

    @Gwahir - Thanks! Graduate student in what, and developing what?

    @Black_Mage - In response to your huggle, I offer a manly handshake. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /> That's a shame about 2k3. Seems like <a href="http://www.port80software.com/about/press/101106" target="_blank">lots of folks</a> are disagreeing with you lately though. Chuh-ching! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    @Private_Coleman - That's cool - giving people nightmares is what I do best. Just ask my wife!

    @lolfighter - Believe it, nubcaek!

    Thanks for all the kind words folks.
  • puzlpuzl The Old Firm Join Date: 2003-02-26 Member: 14029Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Hey Monse, welcome back. (plug) Now go install 3.2 and come play with us. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Man is it starting to look like 2003 around here again. Good times.
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1580051:date=Nov 23 2006, 08:12 AM:name=MonsieurEvil)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MonsieurEvil @ Nov 23 2006, 08:12 AM) [snapback]1580051[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    @Petco - Hi! I can't find the original anymore. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That's a shame. I was actually somewhat attracted to that girl in your older avatar. Now she just looks 'bleh'.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--quoteo(post=1580090:date=Nov 23 2006, 01:26 PM:name=Petco)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Petco @ Nov 23 2006, 01:26 PM) [snapback]1580090[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    That's a shame. I was actually somewhat attracted to that girl in your older avatar. Now she just looks 'bleh'.
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    You were attracted to the undead?

    In the process of re-Steaming my gaming box as we speak. Rebuilt it with Vista a week ago.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    <!--quoteo(post=1580121:date=Nov 23 2006, 03:01 PM:name=MonsieurEvil)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MonsieurEvil @ Nov 23 2006, 03:01 PM) [snapback]1580121[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You were attracted to the undead?

    In the process of re-Steaming my gaming box as we speak. Rebuilt it with Vista a week ago.
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    *tear* - not a happy tear
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--quoteo(post=1580122:date=Nov 23 2006, 05:04 PM:name=Comprox)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Comprox @ Nov 23 2006, 05:04 PM) [snapback]1580122[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    *tear* - not a happy tear
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    Don't cry little Toddlet. Someday they'll have computers in Canada and you'll be able to use Vista too! For now, please continue to use your telegraph to dictate to that Taiwanese Forum sweatshop for later posting.

    Aaaawww yyyyeeeaaahhhh.
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Get your shriveled hinny on IRC and we'll duke this out like real <strike>men</strike> nerds.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited November 2006
    <!--quoteo(post=1580051:date=Nov 23 2006, 11:12 AM:name=MonsieurEvil)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MonsieurEvil @ Nov 23 2006, 11:12 AM) [snapback]1580051[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    [...]
    @Marik_Steele - Hiya! Pretty heterogenous shop you're in, eh. That can get really interesting. No worries on the BSOD thing, just glad you got it ironed out; there's nothing more frustrating with computers than a random catastrophic crash. What sort of engineering career are you trying to get into?
    [...]
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    I just figure that if I pay for an education as a computer/electrical engineer, and I enjoy the process of designing both the hardware & software for cool little projects like robots...I shouldn't be getting myself into a career that starts out as...

    "Igor, go swap out the week's backup tapes"
    "YES master. Swap TAPES master"

    progresses on to...

    "We've got a user who needs an NDPS printer added & can't do it because they're not an admin on their machine. Hop to it."

    and ends up with "big projects" like

    "Our PBX system is bloody ancient. Go around the entire company & take a tally of which models of digital phones we have so we can make a quote for a company that wants to buy them off our hands. Then find a VOIP solution to replace them with so we can bog down our network even further. Oh, and don't try finding a system us IT people can maintain easily; find a company whose marketing crew knows what buzzwords to throw at our CEO so we can convince him to actually fund this."



    About Vista: are you installing it because you're trying to discover what issues it still has, or is it actually already good enough for your personal standards to use on your own machine for work & gaming?
  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    Damn, I am late for the mocking of comprox!

    uhm...


    I hope you are stuck by a sudden warm front which causes your igloo to melt and then there is a sudden flash-freeze which causes you to freeze into a statue like in the cartoons! Ha!
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    /me puts lemonford in a blender with six cups of sugar.
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