YES! I got another 4-19 scam email!

SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">They're coming out my wazoo! Or something.</div>Alright guys, I don't wanna mess this one up. Help me **** with this guy, won't you? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

"Dear Friend,

I am Captain Brian James of the US Marine Force on Monitoring and Peace
keeping mission in Baghdad-Iraq. On the 26th day of September 2006, we
were
alerted on the sudden presence of some Terrorists camping in a suburb
not
too
far from Karbala here in Iraq . After Immediate intervention, we
captured
three (3) of the Terrorists, twenty-six (26) were killed leaving seven
(7)
injured.

In the process of torture they confessed being rebels for late Ayman
al-Zawahiri and took us to a cave in Karbala which served as their
camp.
Here
we recovered several guns, bombs and other Ammunitions including some
boxes
among which two contains nuclear weapons, one filled with hard
drugs(cocaine)
and the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to
$7.2M
after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them.

I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.
I am in keen need of a “Reliable and Trustworthy” person like you who
would
receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for
me up
on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to
give
you 14% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to
have
as
your percentage in this business.

Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret to protect my job
with
the US Monitoring and Peace-Keeping mission. Contact me through my
personal
email: (captjamesb006@yahoo.com)

Sincere regards,
Capt.Brian James."
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Don't do it, the money is tainted! Tainted, I say!
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  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Tell him you traced the e-maila nd the mp's are on the way to aresst and detain him. you picked the wrong e-mail adress to spam I work for the goverment insert evil laugh...
    okay maybe not...
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Respond with an Admiral Ackbar image macro.
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  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    IT'S A TRAP!
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  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    Pretend you're a terrorist who's interested in the nuclear weapons, 1 million dollars be damned!
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  • dReAm_KilLeRdReAm_KilLeR Join Date: 2004-09-09 Member: 31566Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1589089:date=Dec 15 2006, 08:07 PM:name=Sub_zer0)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sub_zer0 @ Dec 15 2006, 08:07 PM) [snapback]1589089[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Tell him you traced the e-maila nd the mp's are on the way to aresst and detain him. you picked the wrong e-mail adress to spam I work for the goverment insert evil laugh...
    okay maybe not...
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Or say you traced his IP and you reported him to the FBI for trying to make money by scamming =)
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Write back, that you will let him keep ALL the money, if he gives you the two boxes with nuclear arms <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    confess your love of potatoes, oh how they make good meals! (im not talking about the email here D:)
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  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1589186:date=Dec 16 2006, 12:30 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Dec 16 2006, 12:30 AM) [snapback]1589186[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Write back, that you will let him keep ALL the money, if he gives you the two boxes with nuclear arms <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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    Ooohhh, good idea!
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    ask him to prove that he's real by writing the code "LOL 419" or "ID-10T" on a peice of paper and holding it up to a camera
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  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    I'd check the header to find out what ip-adress the email was sent from, then I'd get him kicked out of the army! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    He's really going for the bottom of the barrel with these things. I mean seriously not only do you have to fall for the entire 419 scam thing, but you also have to do so in order to receive A BUNCH OF NUCLEAR MONEY. It will give you CANCER. You will DIE.
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  • NEX9NEX9 Join Date: 2005-03-08 Member: 44299Members
    wow we got his email, we should all send back three liner semi decent responces that then just suddenly cut off into chain mail, or friendship mail, ya know the heres a soppie story send this email to 50 others

    also question how him and two JUNIOR intel officers took out 36 soliders, managed to take 3 hostage and let 7 injured get away, as in detail?

    ask him how long it took his two junior officers to count 7.2 million?

    ask him what is he going to do with a nuclear weapon filled with crack cocain?

    ask him why he want to keep his job as a peace keeper if he has 7.2 milion and a small army behind him?
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  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    Hehe, all good ideas - I'm still waiting for his reply. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
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  • Iced_EagleIced_Eagle Borg Engineer Join Date: 2003-03-02 Member: 14218Members
    Man when I got silly e-mails like this trying to f*ck with them, I still got screwed over.

    Because once they know you read the e-mails they bombard you with a sh*t load more cause they know you read them or that you are at least active.

    I would honestly leave it a lone if you could and just ignore it or else you will continue to get spammed.
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  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    Yes true-

    And the best part? He hasn't replied. XD That's a great way to shut them up. I stumped 'em! Hehehe..
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