We are doomed!

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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594659:date=Jan 4 2007, 03:04 AM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Jan 4 2007, 03:04 AM) [snapback]1594659[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    finally, i can be rid of all of you
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    You know: When a meteor hits the earth there will be no more kittens ANYMORE ANYWHERE !!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad-fix.gif" />
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    what about those kittens on the ISS
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  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    go check for 2029 theres another one "close"..
    u better panic for that instead.
    zzzz
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    It's called the roche limit. But as it turns out, Jupiter's very low density means that it's possible that the earth would actually collide with the (upper athmosphere of) Jupiter before passing inside the roche limit. So eh, whatever. I guess that if you can move Jupiter, you can just make it collide with the earth instead. That'll off the planet nicely. Of course, something much smaller, like, say, Mars, would do the trick too. But Mars might actually be more difficult to move. No fusion candle.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited January 2007
    edit: my bad, misread
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594727:date=Jan 4 2007, 02:19 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Jan 4 2007, 02:19 AM) [snapback]1594727[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You know: When a meteor hits the earth there will be no more kittens ANYMORE ANYWHERE !!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad-fix.gif" />
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    so?
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Join Date: 2006-11-11 Member: 58532
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited January 2007
    You've never triple jumped in mid-air? Boy howdy you've been missing out
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    you jump, then you grab your pants and throw them up into the air, you follow them. if you're good you can do this two or three times. for practice, try jumping off of something tall (down a stairwell, into an elevator shaft, off a balcony) to work on your timing and prove darwin right.
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594746:date=Jan 4 2007, 11:57 AM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Jan 4 2007, 11:57 AM) [snapback]1594746[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    so?
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    dont you see?

    k and m are really close together on the keyboard.

    So when there are no more kittens, the next thing to go missing will be mittens <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    [bigboldredtext]NO MORE MITTENS?!?!?!?!?![/bigboldredtext]
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    NO MORE GRANNIES!!

    obscure joke, ho!
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  • CrotalusCrotalus Join Date: 2003-12-02 Member: 23871Members
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Anyway, that impact event isn't nearly big enough to cause an armageddon type event. Although I hate to resort to an unsourced wikipedia 'fact' "the body that caused the Chicxulub crater in Mexico is estimated to have released the equivalent of as much as 190,000 gigatons of TNT." Meaning the impact event in the Yucatan which is suspected of killing off the dinosaurs is susptected to have been 10,000x more powerful than this asteroid's potential (Wikipedia's gigaton, also check out the Tunguska event, but I'm unable to find the energy output of it).<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I always thought we would be killed off by one of those crazy mass <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction_event" target="_blank">extinctions</a> that happens to cycle every few million years, like the Permian period with it's ridiculous ~80% species kill rate. Some people seem to think all of humanity is contained inside one of these periods, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction_event" target="_blank">Holocene extinction event</a>.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Brebl. We'll endure. We're resilient. Just like rats. Or cockroaches. Or vomit stains on your new carpet.
    Come to think of it, nothing good lasts. :o
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594828:date=Jan 4 2007, 06:37 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jan 4 2007, 06:37 PM) [snapback]1594828[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Come to think of it, nothing good lasts. :o
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    So humanity will live forever? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594835:date=Jan 4 2007, 10:41 AM:name=Tyrain)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tyrain @ Jan 4 2007, 10:41 AM) [snapback]1594835[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    So humanity will live forever? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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    Just the foreigners.

    Swish.
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    Well. Time to get looting.
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  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    #f y #l y . ,. is that correct?
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594835:date=Jan 4 2007, 07:41 PM:name=Tyrain)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tyrain @ Jan 4 2007, 07:41 PM) [snapback]1594835[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    So humanity will live forever? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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    My point exactly! We're so awful that we rule! \^_^/
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  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594753:date=Jan 3 2007, 11:12 PM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Jan 3 2007, 11:12 PM) [snapback]1594753[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You've never triple jumped in mid-air? Boy howdy you've been missing out
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    If you jump in the right way you can do it so the earth doesn't notice, then you can go really high before it catches up!
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  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    i always see doomsday like this big hammer of dewm splatting people Oo.
    "run forrest!"
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  • SteveRSteveR Join Date: 2006-12-25 Member: 59239Members, Constellation
    nasa doesn't know about all the asteroids. An asteroid could slam straight into our planet without ANY warning. There's some kind of assumption from deep impact and Armageddon movies that we know exactly whats going on out there. Who's always looking? Nasa, sure they try but can't look at everything all the time.

    And 6 billion years from now this planet will go the same way of venus. Choked volatile gas ball. Hopefully humanity will invent something to leave planets and colonise others, no matter how slow the journey.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    An asteroid COULD, sure. We're at more risk from super-volcanoes at the moment. The point is that the probability of it happening is so small that it's not really worth getting riled up about.

    That's not to say that we shouldn't try to develop ways to protect ourselves against asteroids in the future, but it should be more general purpose instead of an ill-advised and underdeveloped "global asteroid defence net".
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    we need lasers on the moon!

    pew pew!
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  • CrotalusCrotalus Join Date: 2003-12-02 Member: 23871Members
    I'm betting something like perverse atmosphere shift will happen. Remember back really long ago, when the air had no oxygen? Well, all these microbes got the bright idea to start mass production of oxygen. By doing this, they forever altered the atmosphere of the Earth.
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    Yes, and the air that we once drew into our lungs, will then be pure thick butter.
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  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    I'll go get the bread, someone get a toaster!!!
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  • CrotalusCrotalus Join Date: 2003-12-02 Member: 23871Members
    But first, we need to evolve into organism that can breathe pure thick butter...
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    I think the most important question we must ask ourselves is will this butter be in a liquid, solid, or semi-solid form? Because if we're talking about liquid butter, my lungs are way ahead of the curve...
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  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1595550:date=Jan 6 2007, 03:37 PM:name=Lt_Patch)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lt_Patch @ Jan 6 2007, 03:37 PM) [snapback]1595550[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I'll go get the bread, someone get a toaster!!!
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    something like <a href="http://www.illwillpress.com/toast.html" target="_blank">this?</a> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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