The Euphemism Generator

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  • da_snitzda_snitz Join Date: 2003-05-16 Member: 16389Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Needless to say, I promptly began
    sleeving the lucky yogurt.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began
    munching the little tin tractor.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him
    beating the coconut-cream pocket wave.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    All Class.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Instead, she spent the night alone,

    pressure washing the bald incandescent president. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ShzarShzar Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21098Members, Constellation
    Prepare to vomit.

    She checked the coast was clear before

    <b>inserting the cherry cactus.</b>
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Shzar+Jul 13 2004, 12:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shzar @ Jul 13 2004, 12:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Prepare to vomit.

    She checked the coast was clear before

    <b>inserting the cherry cactus.</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Woah.
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    I am so confused

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    For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
    chucking the client-server pretzel.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • HibameHibame Join Date: 2003-11-16 Member: 22974Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Like most guys his age, he wasn't above

    blowing the legendary flute.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Id rather not see o.O

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,

    inserting the sly cactus.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Ooh, stop it all of you, I'm getting all hot and bothered over here...

    Or, wait, SWEET FLYING JESUS MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
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