Top 10 Commander Griefs

Sgt_PFoxSgt_PFox Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2872Members
edited November 2002 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">No, not about the game. About YOU.</div> I think that as a marine commander, me and my fellows get a bad rap. The general infantry is always complaining about bad commanders, people who don't know the maps, people who don't know the tech tree, people who this, and people who that.

Here is my rebuttal.

Top 10 Commander griefs against the Infantry.

10. " Weapon (x) pls. Now. Weapon (x). NOW. OMGF!!!!1" /eject commander

9. "Sir, we need at leaste 3 more infantry portals at this base. One for each of us. What do you mean no? You're such a n00b. omg. I LOVE YOU!!"

8. "I say my brothers friend commanding, and this is what he did. And it worked and he won. It doesn't matter if this map doesn't have a hive layout like that, you're still an idiot."

7. "Shottie me." /die "Shottie me." /die "Shottie me" /die "You won't give me anything?! /eject commander.

6. "Drop ammo! Drop ammo! Drop ammo! Drop ammo! Drop ammo! What's an armoury? What's it do?"

5. "Follow your waypoints? Nah, I'm gonna go over here and " /die

4. "I think that's a dumb thing to build, so I'm not going to build it."

3. "Give me gun! You've got lots of resources! n00b, no-one saves up for a strategy, gimme now!!!!1" /eject commander

2. /die "I didn't realize that there was a reason you ordered me around this corner and not that one.... No, that's a dumb order, I'm going this way." /die / repeat * x

1. "Yes, there was four of us in a squad. Yes, we all died to one skulk. Yes, it happened more than once, and no, it's not our fault, it's your fault. you suck!! n00b! don't you know how to command?!!1?"
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  • CyberdudCyberdud Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2089Members
    *wipes a tear from his eye*

    that is SO true!
  • L3TUC3L3TUC3 Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5770Members
    How 'bout this one?

    11. Plz let me be cmndr. Plz let me be cmndr. PLZ LET MEEE BEEE COMMMMAAANDER!!! COOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRR! PLZ! /eject commander
  • Kung_FoolKung_Fool Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4092Members
    True, yet funny! Gotta love those posts. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • HellbillyHellbilly A whole title out of pity... Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3931Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    ROFLMAO <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    best.post.ever.
  • sojornsojorn Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6177Members
    edited November 2002
    Hey. Can we help it if the skulk chooses the ninja™ evolution? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    On a more serious note, yes, this is not only annoying to the commander, but the other grunts as well. Nothing quite like having a commander burn out or be ejected at exactly the wrong moment.

    "Ok, we got them on the run! Just need some equip and then we can do some real damage. Huh? What do you mean the commander ran off to get married to the dropship pilot? Oh, and Mr. NEED HGM NOW1!11 just stepped into the CC?

    Uh oh."
  • AcrobadAcrobad Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1779Members
    12. 3 mins into the game... "Commander! I NEED HVY ARMOR AND JETPACK AND SOME HMGs!!"
  • Sgt_PFoxSgt_PFox Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2872Members
    Wow, it turned my offensive l33+ speak into "I love you". Cute.

    I wish the boys I commanded were as civil as that.

    idle in #TheCorps on gamesnet if you're looking for <b>decent*</b> marines to co-ord a game with.

    <i>*If you're not decent, we don't want you™</i>
  • ChefChef Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3031Members
    13. Game starts you put down a spawn pad and everyone runs out of the base.
  • HellbillyHellbilly A whole title out of pity... Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3931Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    This happened earlier today when i was playing marine. I was not the commander but, one of the other marines ask´s, and this is 3 minutesinto the game:

    n00b: "Can i have a shotgun?"

    Comm: "No, not yet"

    n00b: "I need a shotgun"

    Comm: "The game just started!"

    n00b: "So!? I want a shotgun!"

    Comm: "..."

    Luckily, the comm was not ejected because he was good.
  • HobbesHobbes Join Date: 2002-03-17 Member: 328Members
    Excellent post. I wish more people would be more understanding to the commander. =)
  • FlatlineUTDFlatlineUTD Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7695Members
    14. Your standard Rambo: "I NEED AMMO AND HEALTH OVER HERE!"
    Me: "Where is over here?"
    Rambo: "RIGHT HERE YOU N00B!!!! OMFG GIMME AMMO!" *dies*
    Rambo: "WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME?"
  • Sgt_PFoxSgt_PFox Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2872Members
    Oh, I've got a couple wishes, and most of them involve an unco-operative marine trapped in a small metal box with a half-dozen skulks.
  • MutantMFMMutantMFM Join Date: 2002-07-27 Member: 1005Members
    I had alot of people do that crap to me when I'm commander to. When they act like that it really ticks me off I really ahte it when they manage to eject me for no good reason. There should be a way for a commander to punish bothersom players for acting childish like that. Also they should make it harder to vote a commander out if a higher percentage so some lame player can't do that just because he wanted a hmg in the beginning.
  • LazerManeLazerMane Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2135Members, Constellation
    RAMBO Jr: nd gl @ sp wt mg fr a at a sp... g jp too?

    Commander: You have Vcom?

    RAMBO Jr: (speaks) Yes.

    Commander: USE it then.

    RAMBO Jr: Jeez... Why can't i type? Don't you understand the phrase "nd jp @ sp fr vg res."?

    Commander: No. Talk to me. Its quicker. AND it makes sense.

    RAMBO Jr: D00d! j00 must not be good if you don't understand that. /eject


    ---

    i swear, tons of people have a mic, but NOONE uses it and thus it degenerates into those abbreviations that only mean something to themselves and they expect the commander to know them.

    Is it because most 1337 g33ks that have Vcom capabilities are ashamed to speak their quirky voices? Personally, i've had people ask me if i'm either thirty years old or a very husky girl. <b>Be ashamed not to communicate! These are the things that can save your life! Go forward! Speak boldly in your malsynqued voices! The Frontiersmen have a fighting chance that way!</b>

    LM
  • MadjaiMadjai Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2986Members
    i have a mic but i dont use it all the time, just because i can hear myself through the headset and my voice comes out all alien-like... im not sure why.
  • FooshieFooshie Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2820Members
    Yeah i got kicked out once then STRAIGHT UP 1 minute later they all wanted me back in because no one else would take the seat. then some guy who sucks got the seat. but im not complaining about that because no one starts out good. unless your me.
  • TabrisTabris Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4273Members
    hahah silly marines..... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->.. good list btw.


    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SAUnknownSoldierSAUnknownSoldier Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2482Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--L3TUC3+Nov 8 2002, 02:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (L3TUC3 @ Nov 8 2002, 02:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How 'bout this one?

    11. Plz let me be cmndr. Plz let me be cmndr. PLZ LET MEEE BEEE COMMMMAAANDER!!! COOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDEEEEEEEERRRRRRR! PLZ! /eject commander<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You forgot the next thing he says.

    "Cool. Never been comm, what do I do?"
  • g1itchg1itch Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5795Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    <!--QuoteBegin--MutantMFM+Nov 8 2002, 11:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MutantMFM @ Nov 8 2002, 11:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...
    There should be a way for a commander to punish bothersom players for acting childish like that.
    ...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hell yeah!

    Ever play Dungeon Keeper? Your cursor is a big hand that can slap imps to make 'm work harder...
    NS needs that! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • TabrisTabris Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4273Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--g1itch+Nov 8 2002, 11:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (g1itch @ Nov 8 2002, 11:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--MutantMFM+Nov 8 2002, 11:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MutantMFM @ Nov 8 2002, 11:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...
    There should be a way for a commander to punish bothersom players for acting childish like that.
    ...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hell yeah!

    Ever play Dungeon Keeper? Your cursor is a big hand that can slap imps to make 'm work harder...
    NS needs that! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Welll on admin mod in CS you can slap players.. maybe they should code that into the next release <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Sgt_PFoxSgt_PFox Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2872Members
    I've discussed that with my fellows, and we completely agree.

    Make the little buggers work hard, or it's slapping time!
  • sokzsokz Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7670Members
    Oh totally, I hate people who don't talk because their shy.

    NO ONE CAN SEE YOU.


    I talk way too much, but it's all relevant. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • BedwettingTypeBedwettingType Join Date: 2002-07-26 Member: 1001Members
    edited November 2002
    <!--QuoteBegin--g1itch+Nov 9 2002, 08:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (g1itch @ Nov 9 2002, 08:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--MutantMFM+Nov 8 2002, 11:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MutantMFM @ Nov 8 2002, 11:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->...
    There should be a way for a commander to punish bothersom players for acting childish like that.
    ...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hell yeah!

    Ever play Dungeon Keeper? Your cursor is a big hand that can slap imps to make 'm work harder...
    NS needs that! <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Better yet, a system like Black & White. Pick the marines up and drop them in front of something that needs building. Or offer them to the alien gods as sacrifice. =)

    Oh yeah, *PSHEEEW!* Miracle Turret!

    Anyway, I tried commander for the first time last night, and surprisingly, no one voted me out or acted like an **obscenity**. I guess I'm just lucky, or I haven't played it enough. But yeah, the marines need to stick together more. Part of the problem was grouping them together. Is there a way to zap to a specific marine's location, like clicking on their name on the scoreboard? Cause that would definitely help for team organization. Often times they'll just say "health", instead of using radio commands, and you can't find them quick enough.
  • InexorableInexorable Join Date: 2002-09-28 Member: 1360Members
    B&W + NS. I cann just imagine the scene:

    Marines dance frantically around the Armory as it chugs along creating the deadly payload marines will carry into combat. From overhead the hand of the Commander appears. Expectantly the Marines gaze up, for the Commander is powerful; his wrath terrible, but his favour divine.

    The Hand points to the ground near the Marines and they shrink back, unknowing of what is to come. The ground near the Armory explodes into blue sparks!

    *FAVooM* Miracle HMG *FAVooM* again and again HMGs appear for the battle hungry troops.

    "Hurray for the Commander!" shout the Marines as they grab up their shiny new equipment.
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    i've SEEN good commanders say okay thats it. im not commanding JUST because everyones asking for stuff (was usually for hp or nodes, turrets etc. good team) but they NEVER looked at the team res <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • AcrobadAcrobad Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1779Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Necro-+Nov 8 2002, 08:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necro- @ Nov 8 2002, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->i've SEEN good commanders say okay thats it. im not commanding JUST because everyones asking for stuff (was usually for hp or nodes, turrets etc. good team) but they NEVER looked at the team res <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah that's what I said when I was **obscenity** off as a commander.

    I said "if you think you're so great you come command then"

    He said "no"

    Then a few seconds later a flood of requests come...

    I have about 200 resources at that tiem I believe, but i was trying to help my crew in the hive location under attack, and building stuff there

    Wow, noone goes there, and I was still being asked for guns, stuff... while noone is in the mainbase.

    So i said, "that's it, i resign, someone else take the chair, i'm through with this **obscenity**"

    then that guy took over the seat

    and things went straight down from then on.

    Oh, and a side note... I don't agree to the slappingand picking up thing...

    slapping could be abused by **obscenity** commanders...
    and picking up could be abused, or total advantage to the marines...

    i just hope you guys are not too serious on those thoughts <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • RotA_PlagueRotA_Plague Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6768Members
    Well even though I love being a alien I do play marine so people stand a chance at being commander, or there is someone I know on the marine team. Being commander is one of my favorite jobs, I get to tell my little people what to do, I have to admit that it is understandable at times that they don't do things but at others it is just mindless "Rambos". I have found that their is a button that gets your vengence served and your rewards to the good in, heavy weapons and armor and jetpacks! Yes, only give them to the true, the proud, the marines that do their part. I laugh when I hear the "n00bs" say "OMFG GIVE ME A HMG AND HEAVY, I CAN KILL PLUS WE HAVE THE RESOURCES" then I respond, "No. Did you build any of the things I told you to, did you follow the waypoints I dropped for your? Just so it is easy on you I will answer no and no." When I play I often try to act like I am a little worker/soldier from RTS games. I don't fight unless there needs to be fighting, I don't go away from where I was told to go, and if told to just run off and find stuff(I tell my marines that often sadly... that explains alot in retrospect)I wait for backup then head out.

    But then again thanks to a few ammo packs and 2 health packs from a commander I did take out 6 skulks in a row, in groups of 2! The kills were around 1-3 seconds apart.
  • MindmeldmeMindmeldme The Evil One Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1637Members
    I think my big gripe as a commander so far has been that no one communicates to me. I'll be sitting in the command station...wondering why I don't here from half my marines ever...look to the side to see a marine or two die. Then at some point after a bit they wonder why I don't give them ammo or health...I say...you need to tell me what and where you need it. Though go, oh...ok...and wander off and repeat.

    Or...I get marines who try and type stuff...and don't type correctly so i can read and understand it. Or I am being flooded by people chatting and typing and they all expect me to be able to pick it all up at once, I have to remind Marines that I don't look at the text often because I miss it while doing three things at once and to be patient.

    My only other problem is when someone hogs the voice comm net so I can't figure out who needs what and have to start yelling at them to do it one at a time and be short and brief. After that is when someone tries to speak and is either quiet as all hell or breaks up constantly and I can't understand them.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    I am the commander. I am superior. I am not omnipotent.

    That is all.

    But seriously though, SO TRUE!
    Even if you are not being commander, help out the comm and be the ground commander, tell your mariens to check teh ceilings, micro-manage them.... that sort of thing.
  • geldonyetichgeldonyetich Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2537Members
    Played a game in a marine team today. Followed orders, built lots of stuff, we won. However, it's funny, occationally I'd see the message, "Your vote to kick the commander has failed". Our commander was doing fine, silly self-important players figured the commander must have sucked because he spent money on collecting resources instead of giving the more weapons at first.

    Suffice to say, I can definately sympathyse with top 10 commander griefers. Silly d00d, your either a team player or you shouldn't play at all.
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