What Would A Communist Wear...

CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
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Yea, In my multimedia class, My group of 3 is making a video about a meditating driver, Fidel Castro and his sisters non communist son who says everything in a sarcastic tone, unless he is being sarcastic, in which case he sounds serious (His name is Sarcastro) And me, a member of the American Communist Party on my way to the commnist national convention.

The thing is... WTH does a communist wear to the communist national converntion? Give me suggestions and I may reward you with a semi funny video in a couple of weeks <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CageyfireCageyfire Join Date: 2004-08-30 Member: 31030Members
    I think it's a little bit like a doctor. So wear white overalls and glasses. I don't think you need a stethescope.

    umm..

    Hang on, thats a chiropodist.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Just clothes. Nothing fancy.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    But see, I want to be steriotypically communist... I realize that most communists are normal people (cept CWAG), but I want people to look at me and say "Wow, he's a communist" before I even say a word.
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    Go dressed as Lenin, or Castro, or Che. or any of those killers.


    The communists have a convention?


    <img src='http://communistsforkerry.com/images/events/08_14_2004/Djin_Limbaugh.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • VampMasterVampMaster Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14585Members
    Yeah they wear... Clothes just like everyone.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Green Fatigues with a huge red star on the breast pocket?

    A T shirt that says "I heart stalin"?

    Frankly if you just wanted to make sure we know he's a communist, just go get one of those tishirts with Che Guevara on it.
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Aug 31 2004, 04:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Aug 31 2004, 04:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> But see, I want to be steriotypically communist... I realize that most communists are normal people (cept CWAG), but I want people to look at me and say "Wow, he's a communist" before I even say a word. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    meh, I like Rand's books better.
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  • CageyfireCageyfire Join Date: 2004-08-30 Member: 31030Members
    Yeah, you need to boss a load of police people about, and wear a suit with braces. Possibly smoke a cigar too.

    Um...

    Hang on, thats a commissioner.
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  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
    A shirt with Tux on it.
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  • CageyfireCageyfire Join Date: 2004-08-30 Member: 31030Members
    I know, one of those big fluffy chicken suits.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Aug 31 2004, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Aug 31 2004, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A shirt with Tux on it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, that just made me think of how similar Linux and communism are...
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  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Aug 31 2004, 04:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Aug 31 2004, 04:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-EEK+Aug 31 2004, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (EEK @ Aug 31 2004, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A shirt with Tux on it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Wow, that just made me think of how similar Linux and communism are... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Economically, yeah communism is a failure.


    Butttt......In social practices like on the Intarweb...it's pretty smart.
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Something with hammers and sickle motifs on. And attachments to allow the wearer to hang <i>real</i> hammer and sickles from.
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  • TheWizardTheWizard Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10553Members, Constellation
    I gave my friend my field jacket, and my cover. Went to the store and bought him a big cigar.

    We knew he would look like Fidel Castro, but we had no idea how close of a match it was.


    Halloween is great!
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    a beret, definitely a beret. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    A Greatcoat or a Trenchcoat with a big fluffy hat. (Perferrably with a red star on it. If not, use paper, colour it red, cut it out and tape it to the hat).

    Get a fake beard or use a shapie to draw one on your face, then talk in a deep russian accent! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    communist wear? look at CWAG's sig! (or watch scampi at weebls-stuff.com)...

    as for Sarcastro... he made a great character in The Tick.

    <img src='http://www.thetick.ws/images/sarcastro.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I was waiting for that. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    The Tick FTW!!!
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited August 2004
    Trenchcoats are your friend, they make anyone look slightly sinister and mysterious at the same time. With the collar turned up.

    Failing that, a shirt with "I <3 communism" on it as suggested above would be at least worth a chuckle.
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Aug 31 2004, 04:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Aug 31 2004, 04:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just clothes. Nothing fancy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *raise eyebrow*

    Naked is fancy then? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-agentx5+Aug 31 2004, 07:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (agentx5 @ Aug 31 2004, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Aug 31 2004, 04:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Aug 31 2004, 04:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just clothes. Nothing fancy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *raise eyebrow*

    Naked is fancy then? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Let's say I tell you to bring a bike, and not a car. Does that make a banana a car? No, but that's the same fuzzy logic you used.
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    SIGNIFIED!!!!!!!
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  • BirdyBirdy Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16825Members, Constellation
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    Wear red.
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    costume 1: large beard, ripped/ratty black overcoat, broken shoes

    costume 2: green fatigues, cap with red star. clean-shaven.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    Check my sig
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    edited August 2004
    One of these.

    <img src='http://www.russiancollectables.com.au/images/hat1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I know my school has some surpluss NAZI clothes from several plays... Hmm... Wonder if they have any Commie clothes...
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Caboose+Aug 31 2004, 07:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Caboose @ Aug 31 2004, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I know my school has some surpluss NAZI clothes from several plays... Hmm... Wonder if they have any Commie clothes... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There's a difference!?
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  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    edited August 2004
    You really can't go wrong with a red star on a monochrome trenchcoat. For the stereotypical communist that is. If you look at photos from Comintern meetings or Party Congresses most people there are simply wearing suits. If it wasn't for the giant portraits of Marx, Lenin or Mao they're quite hard to distinguish from any other convention.

    An exception to the rule is Castro though, he tends to wear military fatigues quite a lot.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->QUOTE (Caboose @ Aug 31 2004, 07:39 PM)
    I know my school has some surpluss NAZI clothes from several plays... Hmm... Wonder if they have any Commie clothes... 


    There's a difference!? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    There is a substantial differance between Communist and Fascist ideology.

    However the Bolshevik party in Russia was only initially a Communist party and came to power not through a popular revolution but through a military coup. They then fought a bloody civil war to stay in power and ended up ruling Russia as a military dictatorship that used terror and intimidation to reign without popular support. The Bolshevik party sacrificed almost every Socialist ideal in the name of maintaining their position of power. They were Communists in name only.

    Hence there was little differance between Nazi Germany and Bolshevik Russia. But had Russia actually been a socialist state, there would have been a major differance.
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