The Ewoks Were Exterminated By The Alliance
StormLiong
Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
<div class="IPBDescription">a fact I just read about....</div> It seemed so obvious but I think most Star Wars fans never rrealized it. Well I didnt, maybe I am just slow. Might an old fact I never learnt about.
<a href='http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html' target='_blank'>http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html</a>
It is the fact that after the Death Star blew up, its fragments must had definitely crashed into the Endor moon. Because of the size of the Death Star, its fragments are effectively just like asteroids crashing into a planet, leading to mass destruction on the planet. And so the Ewoks would probably had been wiped out.
This will all lead to the conclusion that:
The ewoks were wiped off Endor Moon (and existence probably as well) by the explosion of the Death Star which was started by the Rebels (Alliance).
Though I think most people never realized tat because you have the Rebel celebration happening on the Endor Moon. Thats where the continuity really messes up as the article highlights. And of course we can all just consider it just a movie and forget small facts like these.
<a href='http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html' target='_blank'>http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html</a>
It is the fact that after the Death Star blew up, its fragments must had definitely crashed into the Endor moon. Because of the size of the Death Star, its fragments are effectively just like asteroids crashing into a planet, leading to mass destruction on the planet. And so the Ewoks would probably had been wiped out.
This will all lead to the conclusion that:
The ewoks were wiped off Endor Moon (and existence probably as well) by the explosion of the Death Star which was started by the Rebels (Alliance).
Though I think most people never realized tat because you have the Rebel celebration happening on the Endor Moon. Thats where the continuity really messes up as the article highlights. And of course we can all just consider it just a movie and forget small facts like these.
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My guess would be the particles burned up in the atmosphere for special effects sake and making the film make sense. Your way would be more realistic.
My guess would be the particles burned up in the atmosphere for special effects sake and making the film make sense. You may would be more realistic. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeh but you really got to ask yourself
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There is really no official concrete explanation how the celebration and eventual planet destruction all fit in really.
Easy explanation is that the Rebels were only there for one night and left the next day when the full destruction occured (according to that website)
My guess would be the particles burned up in the atmosphere for special effects sake and making the film make sense. You may would be more realistic. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeh but you really got to ask yourself
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->What happens when you detonate a spherical metal honeycomb over five hundred miles wide just above the atmosphere of a habitable world? Regardless of specifics, the world won't remain habitable for long.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There is really no official concrete explanation how the celebration and eventual planet destruction all fit in really.
Easy explanation is that the Rebels were only there for one night and left the next day when the full destruction occured (according to that website) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Rebels: Woohoo! Party!
Ewoks: Yaaaaay!
*next day*
Rebels: Ok Ewok dudes, gotta go!
Ewoks: k.
*Great big hunks of death star rain down on the planet*
Ewoks: OMG!
Rebels: Oops.
who exactly cares? its a movie, and not even a good one :D
And why does that mean that we can't analyze it?
its a family fun movie doesnt have to have the cute lovable things die (aside from the jar jar fella)
Those, right there, are fightin' words...
Although I do agree the fact this argument is stupid.
And why does that mean that we can't analyze it? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Because you're all nerds.
OK up to here....
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->that after the Death Star blew up<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Death Star. Blow up. Fact. No.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->It's a movie. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes.
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who exactly cares? its a movie, and not even a good one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You know, in some countries, telling <i>horrible, dirty, evil lies</i> is punishable by death. You're lucky you don't live in one of those countries.
who exactly cares? its a movie, and not even a good one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I will feast upon your innards. And you <i>soul.</i>
And yes, it's a widely acknowledged fact that except for a few ewoks who made it off the planet, they're dead and gone. It's an acceptable casualty compared to the downfall of the entire Empire. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten.
who exactly cares? its a movie, and not even a good one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I will feast upon your innards. And you <i>soul.</i>
And yes, it's a widely acknowledged fact that except for a few ewoks who made it off the planet, they're dead and gone. It's an acceptable casualty compared to the downfall of the entire Empire. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
So explain the party at the end of return of the jedi!
EXPLAIN!
who exactly cares? its a movie, and not even a good one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I will feast upon your innards. And you <i>soul.</i>
And yes, it's a widely acknowledged fact that except for a few ewoks who made it off the planet, they're dead and gone. It's an acceptable casualty compared to the downfall of the entire Empire. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So explain the party at the end of return of the jedi!
EXPLAIN! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
If you had bothered to read the website, you'd know. The partying people were so elated at the Empire's defeat they didn't really mind, and those fireworks? Those were the chunks of the Death Star being blown away by those X-Wings so they wouldn't enter the atmosphere and kill Luke and Lando and stuff.
Since when did the Empire encompass of one battle fleet and the Death Star ? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Since when did the Empire encompass of one battle fleet and the Death Star ? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't know. I think about the time it encompassed about half of their fleet, a gigantic space station, all of their talented people from Admirals down to footsoldiers, the Emperor who was behind the whole thing, and Darth Vader who was the symbol of Imperial Might throughout the Galaxy. Yeah, losing all that's a heck of a blow.
I'd agree. It was a movie thats got blown out of proportion. It was OK. But its not the OMG AWESOME film everyone claims it to be.
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and anyway..why did starwars not end this way?
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What. The. Hell.
EXPLAIN! [/QUOTE]
If you had bothered to read the website, you'd know. The partying people were so elated at the Empire's defeat they didn't really mind, and those fireworks? Those were the chunks of the Death Star being blown away by those X-Wings so they wouldn't enter the atmosphere and kill Luke and Lando and stuff. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
/nerd Then why couldn't all the left over rebel capital ships blow up the rest of the debris then. /nerd
Not that Star Wars made sense in the first place, I'm just saying... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
and why let the rebells controll their precious chicken...ahm..x-wings by fat rednecks?
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maybe they hoped they wont have to aim in that little reactor vent if one of those rednecks is crashing into some imperial fighters...and blows up the entire deathstar this way.. like...plan b