<!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+May 4 2005, 07:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ May 4 2005, 07:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sung a kareoke version of CKY - Skeletor vs Beastman :\. I was Skeletor. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I've managed to have that song played at two different clubs as the closing joke song.
And yes, i know it all word for word.
Are you ready? You goddamned better believe it....
I've a lot of boring drunken stories, mainly either on IRC, these forums or playing NS whilst drunk. Hey, gotta do something to pass the time... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Doing exam revision while drinking is foolish in two respects, wasting good drink getting sloshed by yourself, and the inhearent memory loss. I passed the exam though.
Other:
Having races to see who can get along the top of a privet hedge the quickest (0ver 100 metres long in the meadows, edinburgh)
or
A drunken puking competition from a tall building, we got someone pointing a gun at us for that one.
<!--QuoteBegin-AdamBracegirdle+May 4 2005, 06:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AdamBracegirdle @ May 4 2005, 06:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A drunken puking competition from a tall building, we got someone pointing a gun at us for that one. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Dude where do you live?
EDIT; Obviously Edinburgh, but the point stands, who the hell had a gun? Not everyday you see that.
Just a few days ago I was drunk... I cam home and went to bed asap. I think it was 3 or 4 in the night when I woke up... on the floor.....the door closed..... naked.
I had to sleep in the basement because my parents where sleeping.
I just spent it on Ventrillo talking to people, and making far too much sense
And, apparently, im some sort of savant of fumes, i meshed, skinmeshed, skinned and Animated a mine replacement in under 10 minutes after being exposed to starting fluid fumes at work
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edited May 2005
yeah I can't compete, i've written code for several C++ projects, well partially written it anyway, but I didn't have to throw it away later <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
meh.. last time i was drunk i decided to play ns... i onosed... did amazingly well too... until comp core got ninja'd... i had already saved it once solo....
CplDavisI hunt the arctic SnonosJoin Date: 2003-01-09Member: 12097Members
<!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+May 4 2005, 02:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ May 4 2005, 02:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> While completely smashed, my friends and I acted as aliens/marines from NS and played out the game. Call it geeky if you want, but it was damn fun <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> lol how did that go? Who one, marines, or aliens?
and CyberPitz... wow thats not only lame thats pathetic lol. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-napi+May 4 2005, 12:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (napi @ May 4 2005, 12:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> well... I decided it was time to do away with windows 98, and see if the old machine could run winXP... realised it was likely going to take some time, so went and got myself some whiskey, and settled down to do it.. half a bottle later i dragged myself of irc and started to do it. I woke up some hours later, booted the pc, and got confronted with the Win ME welcome screen ....
nightmare. installed the wrong version. nearly passed out on the spot right there! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I think you've got me beaten.
CplDavisI hunt the arctic SnonosJoin Date: 2003-01-09Member: 12097Members
<!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+May 4 2005, 07:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ May 4 2005, 07:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-napi+May 4 2005, 12:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (napi @ May 4 2005, 12:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> well... I decided it was time to do away with windows 98, and see if the old machine could run winXP... realised it was likely going to take some time, so went and got myself some whiskey, and settled down to do it.. half a bottle later i dragged myself of irc and started to do it. I woke up some hours later, booted the pc, and got confronted with the Win ME welcome screen ....
nightmare. installed the wrong version. nearly passed out on the spot right there! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I think you've got me beaten. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> hahahahahaha!!
and yea. its not the fact that you installed the wrong version, its the fact that you installed Windows ME. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+May 4 2005, 11:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ May 4 2005, 11:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DiscoDuck+May 4 2005, 09:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoDuck @ May 4 2005, 09:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well one time I had just the night before been riding in the car late at night when there was suddenly a cow in the road. I did the only logical thing, I pointed and start saying cow, cow, cow in a monotone. The driver looks over and goes huh, huh, OH . Screech. Well we didn't hit it and got it back in the field. Next day I got home late from work got drunk and started thinking about the badger badger mushroom song and the cow.
So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow
COWBADGERS!
I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!
PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER
just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"
"FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.
duh? she said
I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.
more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> K, now explain how that comes under the catagory of "mundane". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ohh right. Well one time I was hung over and didn't read this thread carefully....
<!--QuoteBegin-DiscoDuck+May 4 2005, 08:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoDuck @ May 4 2005, 08:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+May 4 2005, 11:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ May 4 2005, 11:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DiscoDuck+May 4 2005, 09:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoDuck @ May 4 2005, 09:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well one time I had just the night before been riding in the car late at night when there was suddenly a cow in the road. I did the only logical thing, I pointed and start saying cow, cow, cow in a monotone. The driver looks over and goes huh, huh, OH . Screech. Well we didn't hit it and got it back in the field. Next day I got home late from work got drunk and started thinking about the badger badger mushroom song and the cow.
So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow
COWBADGERS!
I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!
PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER
just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"
"FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.
duh? she said
I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.
more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> K, now explain how that comes under the catagory of "mundane". <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> ohh right. Well one time I was hung over and didn't read this thread carefully.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Win. That story rocks by the way.
Played <a href='http://casinoroyale.free.fr/pandafgolf/' target='_blank'>Panda Golf</a>. Actually, at the time, it kicked mucho grande ***. Our concoction of tequila, brandy, gin, two types of bacardi, vodka, and god-knows-what-else didnt kick mucho grande ***, however. I woke up the next morning naked, the room was literally blanketed in potato chips, and to this day I don't know what happened. Panda Golf was pretty mundane, though.
I've never really done anything super mundane while drinking. Basically just the same stuff I do while sober. Spar with shinai, play cards, sex, play video games, run pen and paper rpgs, etc. Guess the most mundane thing would have been the night my friend, his girlfriend and I all sat around drinking and talking about the pros and cons of shaving your pubic hair. For about 4 hours.
usualy i spar with my brother when we are both drunk but it ends up just 2 guys taking random swings <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Sparing is fun, drunk sparring is more funner, 4 drunk guys with shinai sticks is most funnest. (yes I am aware of the grammar mistakes) However the funniest thing the entire night was my girlfriend sparring against one of my friends. Girlfriend is 4'11", friend is about 5'10" but is around 250 lbs with a good portion of that actually muscle. Both drunk off their ****, he was trying to be careful and not hurt her and she is hellbent on beating the **** out of him. Was funny as hell.
<!--QuoteBegin-jago6+May 5 2005, 01:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (jago6 @ May 5 2005, 01:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I've never really done anything super mundane while drinking. Basically just the same stuff I do while sober. Spar with shinai, play cards, <b>sex</b>, play video games, run <b> pen and paper rpgs</b>, etc. Guess the most mundane thing would have been the night my friend, his girlfriend and I all sat around drinking and talking about the pros and cons of shaving your pubic hair. For about 4 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> There is an inherent contradiction in this statement.
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I once got drunk, talked to my friend on MSN and on IRC until three AM, at which point I posted a totally incoherent article on my friend's website. Some rambling, barely-comprehensible nonsensical story about an elephant, which I only remember writing the first line of.
The only other mundane thing I can think of is when I was introduced to my friend's mother, drunk as a little beetle. I spent the whole time trying not to fall over and trying to work out which of the three of her to talk to.
Not so mundane, I guess, but the people I drink with tend to exert a "bad influence" on me, and me on them.
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I was Skeletor. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've managed to have that song played at two different clubs as the closing joke song.
And yes, i know it all word for word.
Are you ready?
You goddamned better believe it....
I've a lot of boring drunken stories, mainly either on IRC, these forums or playing NS whilst drunk. Hey, gotta do something to pass the time... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Fry and the Slurm Factory.
...but I do that without drinking too...
Doing exam revision while drinking is foolish in two respects, wasting good drink getting sloshed by yourself, and the inhearent memory loss. I passed the exam though.
Other:
Having races to see who can get along the top of a privet hedge the quickest (0ver 100 metres long in the meadows, edinburgh)
or
A drunken puking competition from a tall building, we got someone pointing a gun at us for that one.
Dude where do you live?
EDIT; Obviously Edinburgh, but the point stands, who the hell had a gun? Not everyday you see that.
I had to sleep in the basement because my parents where sleeping.
And, apparently, im some sort of savant of fumes, i meshed, skinmeshed, skinned and Animated a mine replacement in under 10 minutes after being exposed to starting fluid fumes at work
I was Skeletor. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Holy crap. Winnar.
Alone in my dorm room.
With the lights turned off.
lol how did that go? Who one, marines, or aliens?
and CyberPitz... wow thats not only lame thats pathetic lol. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I woke up some hours later, booted the pc, and got confronted with the Win ME welcome screen ....
nightmare. installed the wrong version. nearly passed out on the spot right there! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think you've got me beaten.
I woke up some hours later, booted the pc, and got confronted with the Win ME welcome screen ....
nightmare. installed the wrong version. nearly passed out on the spot right there! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think you've got me beaten. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
hahahahahaha!!
and yea. its not the fact that you installed the wrong version, its the fact that you installed Windows ME.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
laff
So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow
COWBADGERS!
I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!
PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER
just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"
"FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.
duh? she said
I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.
more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
K, now explain how that comes under the catagory of "mundane". <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
ohh right. Well one time I was hung over and didn't read this thread carefully....
So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow
COWBADGERS!
I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!
PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER
just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"
"FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.
duh? she said
I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.
more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
K, now explain how that comes under the catagory of "mundane". <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ohh right. Well one time I was hung over and didn't read this thread carefully.... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Win. That story rocks by the way.
so carry on.
usualy i spar with my brother when we are both drunk but it ends up just 2 guys taking random swings <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
checked my email/forums, fed my cats, and got 9 hours of sleep.
There is an inherent contradiction in this statement.
The only other mundane thing I can think of is when I was introduced to my friend's mother, drunk as a little beetle. I spent the whole time trying not to fall over and trying to work out which of the three of her to talk to.
Not so mundane, I guess, but the people I drink with tend to exert a "bad influence" on me, and me on them.