We are doomed!

GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
edited January 2007 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Asteroid to hit earth!</div><a href="http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2006xg1.html" target="_blank">According to NASA</a> an asteroid .670 km in diameter will hit earth on October 31st 2041. It should impact earth with a force equal to 19 <b>GIGA</b>tons.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Members
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    A routine discovery in which a pass near the Earth is predicted that poses no unusual level of danger. Current calculations show the chance of collision is extremely unlikely with no cause for public attention or public concern. New telescopic observations very likely will lead to re-assignment to Level 0.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    So uhh, no, according to nasa it won't hit us.
  • GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
    I don't know about you but being only .76 earth radii from earth's center means a hit to me.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    0.0021% chance of a collision with Earth just doesn't make me feel like we need to suit up Bruce Willis just yet. Or that it would be particularily evil if it did hit Earth. Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll hit Hollywood or something - Or Antarctica, so it can melt all the glaciers and doom us to a Kevin Costner led Waterworld.
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <a href="http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/" target="_blank">http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/</a>
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    Why isn't this being reported on the news? THEY DON'T WANT US TO KNOW D:!
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    edited January 2007
    *puts on REM*

    "its the end of the world as we know it"

    just dont call Bill Pullman or Jeff Goldblum...

    independence day was bad enough...
    i do not need a Deja Vu of that...
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    finally, i can be rid of all of you
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594659:date=Jan 3 2007, 09:04 PM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Jan 3 2007, 09:04 PM) [snapback]1594659[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    finally, i can be rid of all of you
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    i love you too BM D':
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    I'll slam my fist into the planet way before that thing will hit us. I'm thinking about doing it arround januari 1 2010 too really blast of the new year, however I'm open for suggestions though.

    01-01-2000 was such a unimaginative date anyway (my first choice <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />)
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    I wonder if you could headbutt yourself in the posterior with enough force and speed to enter escape velocity through the resulting centrifugal forces.
  • UnderwhelmedUnderwhelmed DemoDetective #?&#33; Join Date: 2006-09-19 Member: 58026Members, Constellation
    Impact Probability: 2.1e-05

    I hate idiots who can't put up an accurate, descriptive topic title.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Makes me think of that episode of robot chicken with aerosmith being sent to stop an asteroid from hitting the earth.

    "I just shot smack into both my eyeballs! YOW!"
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594663:date=Jan 4 2007, 01:13 PM:name=Underwhelmed)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Underwhelmed @ Jan 4 2007, 01:13 PM) [snapback]1594663[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Impact Probability: 2.1e-05

    I hate idiots who can't put up an accurate, descriptive topic title.
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    Every year the sun comes within 1 AU of hitting Earth. I think it's time to pack up and move to a less dangerous solar system...
  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594662:date=Jan 3 2007, 09:11 PM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Jan 3 2007, 09:11 PM) [snapback]1594662[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I wonder if you could headbutt yourself in the posterior with enough force and speed to enter escape velocity through the resulting centrifugal forces.
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    is that even possible? Can you cause centrifugal force on your own body as a system? Ugh, I dont even want to try and figure it out.

    I suppose I should just find it funny and stop typing....
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Well remember guys, according to quatum theory there is always a chance we could all be made into cheese at any moment, ofcourse this is very unli-
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594667:date=Jan 4 2007, 01:23 PM:name=enf0rcer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(enf0rcer @ Jan 4 2007, 01:23 PM) [snapback]1594667[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    is that even possible? Can you cause centrifugal force on your own body as a system? Ugh, I dont even want to try and figure it out.

    I suppose I should just find it funny and stop typing....
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    Have you ever tried lifting yourself up by the shirt? It works on the same principle of shifting center of gravities. If you do it just right, the earth's gravity is temporarily displaced. It's what allows double or even triple jumps in mid-air.
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594666:date=Jan 3 2007, 08:20 PM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Jan 3 2007, 08:20 PM) [snapback]1594666[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Every year the sun comes within 1 AU of hitting Earth. I think it's time to pack up and move to a less dangerous solar system...
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    I hear you man, this place is a disaster waiting to happen.
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    move to _where_ tho?
    its not like we've found anywhere else to live?
  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1594667:date=Jan 3 2007, 02:23 PM:name=enf0rcer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(enf0rcer @ Jan 3 2007, 02:23 PM) [snapback]1594667[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    is that even possible? Can you cause centrifugal force on your own body as a system? Ugh, I dont even want to try and figure it out.

    I suppose I should just find it funny and stop typing....
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    Well, you wouldn't enter escape velocity as you'd be spinning and not moving. You would need something to push off to do it though, if you were in free fall then you wouldn't be able to start spinning, unless you pushed off something or threw something etc.


    I was just thinking about throwing a spanner in one direction and then entering escape velocity, you'd have to throw it so fast. Say a human is 80 KG and escape velocity is 7 miles per second. The spanner is probably 400g so you'd have to throw it at almost <a href="http://www.google.com/search?num=20&hl=en&lr=&q=7+miles+per+second+*+70+kgs+%2F+400+grams&btnG=Search" target="_blank">2 million meters/second.</a> Quite funny to think about!
  • tigersmithtigersmith Join Date: 2004-11-11 Member: 32749Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Supporter
    edited January 2007
    99.99790000% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

    <a href="http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?2.1e-05" target="_blank">http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?2.1e-05</a>
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594683:date=Jan 3 2007, 10:48 PM:name=tigersmith)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tigersmith @ Jan 3 2007, 10:48 PM) [snapback]1594683[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    99.99790000% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

    <a href="http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?2.1e-05" target="_blank">http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?2.1e-05</a>
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    When will vegas begin taking bets? With the odds that high you'll be rich if you bet the asteroid will hit and it does! Rich I tells ya! <b>RICH!</b>
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594669:date=Jan 3 2007, 06:27 PM:name=Xyth)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Xyth @ Jan 3 2007, 06:27 PM) [snapback]1594669[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Well remember guys, according to quatum theory there is always a chance we could all be made into cheese at any moment, ofcourse this is very unli-
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    <i>But who hit the "post" button?</i>
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594694:date=Jan 3 2007, 11:52 PM:name=TychoCelchuuu)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jan 3 2007, 11:52 PM) [snapback]1594694[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    <i>But who hit the "post" button?</i>
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    It could have very well pressed <i>itself</i>.

    Okay Im going to bed now.
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    his head as it fell off,because he got made into cheese and it got too heavy.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    I am sapient cheese, fear me!
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594666:date=Jan 4 2007, 03:20 AM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Jan 4 2007, 03:20 AM) [snapback]1594666[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Every year the sun comes within 1 AU of hitting Earth. I think it's time to pack up and move to a less dangerous solar system...
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    Pfrlblbl. So what? The sun's big. Well, it's a reasonably small (but not noteworthy so) star, but big compared to our planet. Take a comparably small object, like, say, Jupiter. Even if you'd just move Jupiter anywhere NEAR our planet, the earth would tear apart due to tidal forces. And Jupiter has much less mass than Sol, so it's much easier to move. Not to mention the possibility of using a <a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20030803.html" target="_blank">fusion candle.</a>
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    edited January 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1594712:date=Jan 4 2007, 12:48 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jan 4 2007, 12:48 AM) [snapback]1594712[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Pfrlblbl. So what? The sun's big. Well, it's a reasonably small (but not noteworthy so) star, but big compared to our planet. Take a comparably small object, like, say, Jupiter. Even if you'd just move Jupiter anywhere NEAR our planet, the earth would tear apart due to tidal forces. And Jupiter has much less mass than Sol, so it's much easier to move. Not to mention the possibility of using a <a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20030803.html" target="_blank">fusion candle.</a>
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    Someone draind the humor and satire out of NS when I wasn't looking, didn't they?

    Based on the distance you actually put the Earth from Jupiter, it would most likely only result in overwhelming tidal forces that created continuous eruptions on the planet's surface, like Io.

    <a href="http://www.ex.ac.uk/Mirrors/nineplanets/" target="_blank">Measurements taken from here</a>
    <!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->Galilean Moons

               Distance  Radius    Mass
    Satellite  (000 km)   (km)     (kg)   Discoverer   Date
    ---------  --------  ------  -------  ----------  -----
    Io              422    1815  8.94e22  Galileo      1610
    Europa          671    1569  4.80e22  Galileo      1610
    Ganymede       1070    2631  1.48e23  Galileo      1610
    Callisto       1883    2400  1.08e23  Galileo      1610<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->

    For reference:

    <!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->Earth's moon
             Distance  Radius    Mass
    Satellite  (000 km)   (km)     (kg)
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    Moon       384         1738  7.35e22<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->

    Earth could probably be placed inside Callisto's orbit without much trouble...aside from dramatic climate shifts due to a likely synchronous orbit, stronger tidal forces, and potential distance from the sun (unless you moved Jupiter closer, but than gravitational interaction between the sun and Jupiter may have adverse effects)...among other things. I suppose it is possible the planet could fracture due to extreme tidal forces, but it's far more likely the friction and stress would simply liquify the planet, if it were placed too close to Jupiter.

    I suppose the potential debate really relies on what you would define as 'near'; as in, do you consider 1,000,000km 'near' (about 1/150th of an AU)?


    [edit] Of course, if you consider much less than that 'near' than you might as well throw Venus or Betelgeuse in Jupiter's place, because they'd probably have a similar effect on the planet (okay, well, maybe not Betelgeuse, the Earth would be cooked before it could be torn apart (if you could instantly teleport a star)). [/edit]


    Anyway, that impact event isn't nearly big enough to cause an armageddon type event. Although I hate to resort to an unsourced wikipedia 'fact' "the body that caused the Chicxulub crater in Mexico is estimated to have released the equivalent of as much as 190,000 gigatons of TNT." Meaning the impact event in the Yucatan which is suspected of killing off the dinosaurs is susptected to have been 10,000x more powerful than this asteroid's potential (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigaton" target="_blank">Wikipedia's gigaton</a>, also check out the Tunguska event, but I'm unable to find the energy output of it).

    George Bush or evil, sentient blue whales are likely to be a greater threat to humanity and the world than that asteroid could ever hope to be (you know, if it ever became sentient - and also evil - and 'hoped' to destroy things).
  • sawcesawce Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10787Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1594683:date=Jan 3 2007, 10:48 PM:name=tigersmith)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tigersmith @ Jan 3 2007, 10:48 PM) [snapback]1594683[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    99.99790000% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

    <a href="http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?2.1e-05" target="_blank">http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?2.1e-05</a>
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    Lets all hope for that 0.0021%!
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