someone should really do something like that... lol, like that super smash brothers game for n64... Marines and aliens from ns, a ct and a terrorist from cs, a guy from allies and axis from dod, gordon @ friends from HL, and the heavy weapon guy from tfc. In one huge bloody deathmatch <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
Place your bets now <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Nov 30 2002, 01:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 30 2002, 01:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I liked that 'lunch break' idea... someone should write a story about a Fade and a Marine living together with their pet Gorge, and they can go to work, go shopping, to a movie...
Wait that is a pretty bad idea <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Hehe, NS - The Odd Couple
1. In order to give resources to gorgs that you dont need the Kharraa must leave little piles of "resources" for the gorgs to eat up. These are useless to marines and can only hinder theyre movement, if they manage to step on one they have a automated saying of "Commander, I need a pooper scooper".
2. An upgrade to the observatory would be a sonic vibration wave that when it makes contact with any nearby Kharraa will slowly drain their health. The "sonic vibration" will be "Disco Inferno", music to humans but pure torture to Kharraa Im sure.
3. If a marine isnt following orders the commander has the option of spawning all his armor and clothes away, the marine will be butt naked and will show up on hive sight for the rest of the game.
4. Kharraa have the option to evolve "mimic", where they can repeat radio commands they've heard nearby. This would fool a nearby marine that he has a buddy nearby and may let his guard down just enough to allow a humiliating **obscenity** kicking from the Kharraa. In further advancements the Kharraa can mimic women in distress and human bodily sounds.
5. On the anniversary of NS being released all Skulks will turn into birthday presents that when killed will open up and give the marine a ammo or health pack. The commander can also drop confetti around his team mates.
6. In later versions of NS marines get new radio sayings such as "click click click" to give a very bad verbal version of a gun being out of ammo. They'll also get "Run away! Run away!" as well as "Commander, I need ammo.....no seriously I need ammo, Im not trying to trick a nearby Kharraa into thinking Im out of ammo or anything like that"
7. When fired into the head of a marine the skulks parasite has the ability to sing "A Whole New World" in a high pitched chipmunk voice to drive the marine slowly insane.
<!--QuoteBegin--Thief_3_Wannabe+Nov 29 2002, 09:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thief_3_Wannabe @ Nov 29 2002, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1. In order to give resources to gorgs that you dont need the Kharraa must leave little piles of "resources" for the gorgs to eat up. These are useless to marines and can only hinder theyre movement, if they manage to step on one they have a automated saying of "Commander, I need a pooper scooper".
2. An upgrade to the observatory would be a sonic vibration wave that when it makes contact with any nearby Kharraa will slowly drain their health. The "sonic vibration" will be "Disco Inferno", music to humans but pure torture to Kharraa Im sure.
4. Kharraa have the option to evolve "mimic", where they can repeat radio commands they've heard nearby. This would fool a nearby marine that he has a buddy nearby and may let his guard down just enough to allow a humiliating **obscenity** kicking from the Kharraa. In further advancements the Kharraa can mimic women in distress and human bodily sounds. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Those 3 literally made me laugh out loud...
1) The Commander should be able to issue a special HMG to certain marines he dislikes. When the marine pulls the trigger, a flag shoots out of the gun's barrel with Bang! written on it.
2) The Onos should be able to make Onos Love. By bumping into to each other and pressing a special command, a bunch of litttle baby onos pop out and go kill marines, ie: babblers.
3) While idling, a Marine should pull a cigerrate pack out and get a smoke, standing there puffing away while the player is AFK. The other players can watch him blow out partical smoke.
4) The gorge should belch and fart occationaly, owing to the fact that he's a little fatass.
5) When a Marine kills an Onos or Fade with his pistol, a loud booming anouncer's voice should say "HUMILIATION! PISTOL KILL!"
<!--QuoteBegin--ViperSniper+Nov 29 2002, 10:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ViperSniper @ Nov 29 2002, 10:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->2) The Onos should be able to make Onos Love. By bumping into to each other and pressing a special command, a bunch of litttle baby onos pop out and go kill marines, ie: babblers. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> ewwww....
<!--QuoteBegin--Thief_3_Wannabe+Nov 29 2002, 10:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thief_3_Wannabe @ Nov 29 2002, 10:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->7. When fired into the head of a marine the skulks parasite has the ability to sing "A Whole New World" in a high pitched chipmunk voice to drive the marine slowly insane.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I like this one. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
i was playing a good game and thought up of...a sex alien where it would show a pic of a porn star and it would distract all the marines from even thinking of fighting the aliens 0.0
lol i was hoping to see someone laugh! No one said anything, so i guessed people didnt think it was funny , hell i thought it was funny too! Thanks! Maybe if they did though, he would do the **obscenity** grab and paralyze people? and his attack could be well...we all know what he does to little kids...id rather not talk about it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Well they shouldn't add an after game Ready Room showers for the marines I mean no Kharaa has to see that or smell that because I don't want to know what a marine that has been wearing heavy armour smells like after an hour of running around.
How about an alien petting zoo? Don't you want to know what a skulks feels like? don't worry it won't hurt it will make sure it takes your head clean off the first time round.
And someone mentioned bumper stickers, well I don't wanna be following an Onos with a "Wide load" sticker on it because I would be afraid of what that load actually consited of.
Mobile Command Centers because you know some clown will be driving is CC around picking up the marine chics and not watching where he is going and rear end a Onos...nothing good will come of that.
How about a beer keg, marines go up to it get drunk and aliens look much easier to kill, and while the marines are all hung over the aliens can put them in compromising position and take pictures to blackmail marines.
Lerks that can eat beans, you marines think its bad enough they have spor coming out one end well I don't think it will be good for anyone if they deadly gases coming out both ends.
<!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Nov 30 2002, 10:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 30 2002, 10:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->- <i>For Skulks ONLY</i>: How To Climb Up A Wall And Try To Jam Yourself In A Poorly Constructed Vent That Takes You Twenty Minutes To Climb In Because It Sticks Way The Hell Out Or Has Some Stupid Angled Wall Below It, And You Spend Most Of That Time On The Floor.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> LOL, I hate that vent. (Yes. THAT vent.)
This is the funniest topic ever. Keep it coming guys!
I got one:
- The marine's taunt command makes you pull down your armor and moon the aliens, causing temporary blindness. Being hit while mooning results in a not-so-instant death with plenty of screaming.
how about they make it so that the people who are spectating are seen as by the players as killable cilivilian? Perhaps hippies waving peace signs and singing "Give peace a-ARRHRGG!! THE SKULKS EATING MY SPLEEN!!!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
1) Creating ships with "<i>real</i>" marine living quarters... Commander: Ok marines, I'm sending you a waypoint to the next hive. Marine: Uuh, commander? Commander: What? Marine: Are you sure that's the right waypoint? Commander: Yes I'm sure! What other place would be the perfect breeding ground for bacterium and other filthy alien spawn? Marine: Well sir, I'd just like to point out that that's Private Johnson's living quarters... Commander: Crap. *Clean up your waypoint, soldier!*
2) Bathrooms *Gorge in waste handling thinking* "Oh man, I'd be so cool if I could just get into that vent...*gorge jumps into the air a few times in vain* *meanwhile* Marine: Aaah...*flushing sound* after getting stuck in a tin can for 12 hours, a guy's just gotta let it all go.. Marine: Hehe... I just hope some gorge's on the recieving end of my "nano-sludge"...
Gorge: "Ahah! I finally got it!" *the gorge is barely clinging onto the vent, and is peering in* *The distant sound of a flushing toilet can be heard in the distance. Gorge: "Hrrm. Wonder what that is..." *Splat!*
3) Riot control equipment for the marines Marine: COMMANDER! I need a shotty, and heavy armor! *A shotgun and a new body suit appear over the marine* Marine: allright! *Fires off a shell* Wait a second...these shells are actually beanbags! And hold on just a minute...am I wearing police riot gear? is this a police shield strapped to my back? WTH!?!?! *The sound of the irate marine is drowned out by the primal screams of several incoming onos* Marine: Crud. How da heck did they ever manage in the 20th century with this junk?!
4) Cellphones for all the marines. Marine1: Hey Frank! Marine2: Oh, what's up Joe? Marine1: nothing much...just building a turrent factory in docking wing... you? Marine2: I'm sitting in a captured hive, waiting to shoot anything that moves. Pretty boring stuff, eh? Marine1: Oh god, it's several aliens....aaaah!!!AHAHAAAAA! Marine2: Joe? JOE?! Oh god Joe, it's a fade...a....j....nee.....hel.....*static* *Sorry, you have been disconnected from your service provider. Thank you for using Verizon!*
5) Pizza Delivery Service Pizza delivery guy: Pizza delivery for a.... *unintelligible guttural noises*, one large plain cheese pizza... Gorge: "Yep, that's me buddy." Delivery guy: Yeah...I'll just set this pizza down right here...hey, why are all your buddies looking at me like that...hey, get off...nice doggie...ah, aaah, aaAAAAAAH!!! *CHOMP CHOMP* *later* Marine: Phew. What a fight for the hive! Marine2: Yeah, I know. Hey, is that a pizza box over there? Marine: Hey, it is! *Opens the box* And it's still fresh, too! Marine2: Mmm...boy, does this meat lover supreme really hit the spot!
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A pet command for the marines... cause those gorges.... awwwwwwwwwwwwwww <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAaaaa...
It is so true, I can't bring myself to kill Gorges, they cute way they jump, and the way they run with their little tails waggling to and fro...
Hehehe they look like fat little hamsters, except bigger... and with spikes... that spit acid... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Rock on <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Ardesco+Nov 30 2002, 03:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ardesco @ Nov 30 2002, 03:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->4) Cellphones for all the marines. Marine1: Hey Frank! Marine2: Oh, what's up Joe? Marine1: nothing much...just building a turrent factory in docking wing... you? Marine2: I'm sitting in a captured hive, waiting to shoot anything that moves. Pretty boring stuff, eh? Marine1: Oh god, it's several aliens....aaaah!!!AHAHAAAAA! Marine2: Joe? JOE?! Oh god Joe, it's a fade...a....j....nee.....hel.....*static* *Sorry, you have been disconnected from your service provider. Thank you for using Verizon!* <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> To run the risk of running an already-overused joke into the ground...
Marine 1: *ring ring* Hello? Marine 2: Hey, 'sup? Marine 1: Nuttin...sitting back. Welding the turrets. Watching for skulks. 'Sup with you? Marine 2: Nuttin...welding some turrets. Watching for skulks. Marine 1: True. True. Fade: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR* Marine 1: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR* Marine 2: Yo, who's that? Marine 1: Yo, grab the phone! Fade: *GRUNT*? Marine 2: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR* Fade: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR* Marine 1: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
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Place your bets now <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Wait that is a pretty bad idea <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hehe, NS - The Odd Couple
2. An upgrade to the observatory would be a sonic vibration wave that when it makes contact with any nearby Kharraa will slowly drain their health. The "sonic vibration" will be "Disco Inferno", music to humans but pure torture to Kharraa Im sure.
3. If a marine isnt following orders the commander has the option of spawning all his armor and clothes away, the marine will be butt naked and will show up on hive sight for the rest of the game.
4. Kharraa have the option to evolve "mimic", where they can repeat radio commands they've heard nearby. This would fool a nearby marine that he has a buddy nearby and may let his guard down just enough to allow a humiliating **obscenity** kicking from the Kharraa. In further advancements the Kharraa can mimic women in distress and human bodily sounds.
5. On the anniversary of NS being released all Skulks will turn into birthday presents that when killed will open up and give the marine a ammo or health pack. The commander can also drop confetti around his team mates.
6. In later versions of NS marines get new radio sayings such as "click click click" to give a very bad verbal version of a gun being out of ammo. They'll also get "Run away! Run away!" as well as "Commander, I need ammo.....no seriously I need ammo, Im not trying to trick a nearby Kharraa into thinking Im out of ammo or anything like that"
7. When fired into the head of a marine the skulks parasite has the ability to sing "A Whole New World" in a high pitched chipmunk voice to drive the marine slowly insane.
2. An upgrade to the observatory would be a sonic vibration wave that when it makes contact with any nearby Kharraa will slowly drain their health. The "sonic vibration" will be "Disco Inferno", music to humans but pure torture to Kharraa Im sure.
4. Kharraa have the option to evolve "mimic", where they can repeat radio commands they've heard nearby. This would fool a nearby marine that he has a buddy nearby and may let his guard down just enough to allow a humiliating **obscenity** kicking from the Kharraa. In further advancements the Kharraa can mimic women in distress and human bodily sounds.
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Those 3 literally made me laugh out loud...
the voogru server addon....................
2) The Onos should be able to make Onos Love. By bumping into to each other and pressing a special command, a bunch of litttle baby onos pop out and go kill marines, ie: babblers.
3) While idling, a Marine should pull a cigerrate pack out and get a smoke, standing there puffing away while the player is AFK. The other players can watch him blow out partical smoke.
4) The gorge should belch and fart occationaly, owing to the fact that he's a little fatass.
5) When a Marine kills an Onos or Fade with his pistol, a loud booming anouncer's voice should say "HUMILIATION! PISTOL KILL!"
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<!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo--> ewwww....
I like this one. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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How about an alien petting zoo? Don't you want to know what a skulks feels like? don't worry it won't hurt it will make sure it takes your head clean off the first time round.
And someone mentioned bumper stickers, well I don't wanna be following an Onos with a "Wide load" sticker on it because I would be afraid of what that load actually consited of.
Mobile Command Centers because you know some clown will be driving is CC around picking up the marine chics and not watching where he is going and rear end a Onos...nothing good will come of that.
How about a beer keg, marines go up to it get drunk and aliens look much easier to kill, and while the marines are all hung over the aliens can put them in compromising position and take pictures to blackmail marines.
Lerks that can eat beans, you marines think its bad enough they have spor coming out one end well I don't think it will be good for anyone if they deadly gases coming out both ends.
LOL, I hate that vent. (Yes. THAT vent.)
This is the funniest topic ever. Keep it coming guys!
I got one:
- The marine's taunt command makes you pull down your armor and moon the aliens, causing temporary blindness. Being hit while mooning results in a not-so-instant death with plenty of screaming.
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2) When a Marine Kills a skulk, he can sit down and eat it and say "Mmmmm, Tastes like chicken..."
3) Campfires For Marines that decide to turtle
4) When a new player comes in and asks something stupid, a voice sound to yell "NOOB!!!" at them (much like "This Place Is A Mess" For Aliens)
5) Skulk BBQ's
6) The ability to ride Fades
Commander: Ok marines, I'm sending you a waypoint to the next hive.
Marine: Uuh, commander?
Commander: What?
Marine: Are you sure that's the right waypoint?
Commander: Yes I'm sure! What other place would be the perfect breeding ground for bacterium and other filthy alien spawn?
Marine: Well sir, I'd just like to point out that that's Private Johnson's living quarters...
Commander: Crap.
*Clean up your waypoint, soldier!*
2) Bathrooms
*Gorge in waste handling thinking* "Oh man, I'd be so cool if I could just get into that vent...*gorge jumps into the air a few times in vain*
*meanwhile*
Marine: Aaah...*flushing sound* after getting stuck in a tin can for 12 hours, a guy's just gotta let it all go..
Marine: Hehe... I just hope some gorge's on the recieving end of my "nano-sludge"...
Gorge: "Ahah! I finally got it!" *the gorge is barely clinging onto the vent, and is peering in*
*The distant sound of a flushing toilet can be heard in the distance.
Gorge: "Hrrm. Wonder what that is..."
*Splat!*
3) Riot control equipment for the marines
Marine: COMMANDER! I need a shotty, and heavy armor!
*A shotgun and a new body suit appear over the marine*
Marine: allright! *Fires off a shell* Wait a second...these shells are actually beanbags! And hold on just a minute...am I wearing police riot gear? is this a police shield strapped to my back? WTH!?!?!
*The sound of the irate marine is drowned out by the primal screams of several incoming onos*
Marine: Crud. How da heck did they ever manage in the 20th century with this junk?!
4) Cellphones for all the marines.
Marine1: Hey Frank!
Marine2: Oh, what's up Joe?
Marine1: nothing much...just building a turrent factory in docking wing... you?
Marine2: I'm sitting in a captured hive, waiting to shoot anything that moves. Pretty boring stuff, eh?
Marine1: Oh god, it's several aliens....aaaah!!!AHAHAAAAA!
Marine2: Joe? JOE?! Oh god Joe, it's a fade...a....j....nee.....hel.....*static*
*Sorry, you have been disconnected from your service provider. Thank you for using Verizon!*
5) Pizza Delivery Service
Pizza delivery guy: Pizza delivery for a.... *unintelligible guttural noises*, one large plain cheese pizza...
Gorge: "Yep, that's me buddy."
Delivery guy: Yeah...I'll just set this pizza down right here...hey, why are all your buddies looking at me like that...hey, get off...nice doggie...ah, aaah, aaAAAAAAH!!! *CHOMP CHOMP*
*later*
Marine: Phew. What a fight for the hive!
Marine2: Yeah, I know. Hey, is that a pizza box over there?
Marine: Hey, it is! *Opens the box* And it's still fresh, too!
Marine2: Mmm...boy, does this meat lover supreme really hit the spot!
More humor to come later, hopefully.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAaaaa...
It is so true, I can't bring myself to kill Gorges, they cute way they jump, and the way they run with their little tails waggling to and fro...
Hehehe they look like fat little hamsters, except bigger... and with spikes... that spit acid... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<span style='color:blue'>***Pinned.*** </span>
Rock on <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Marine1: Hey Frank!
Marine2: Oh, what's up Joe?
Marine1: nothing much...just building a turrent factory in docking wing... you?
Marine2: I'm sitting in a captured hive, waiting to shoot anything that moves. Pretty boring stuff, eh?
Marine1: Oh god, it's several aliens....aaaah!!!AHAHAAAAA!
Marine2: Joe? JOE?! Oh god Joe, it's a fade...a....j....nee.....hel.....*static*
*Sorry, you have been disconnected from your service provider. Thank you for using Verizon!*
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To run the risk of running an already-overused joke into the ground...
Marine 1: *ring ring* Hello?
Marine 2: Hey, 'sup?
Marine 1: Nuttin...sitting back. Welding the turrets. Watching for skulks. 'Sup with you?
Marine 2: Nuttin...welding some turrets. Watching for skulks.
Marine 1: True. True.
Fade: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Marine 1: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Marine 2: Yo, who's that?
Marine 1: Yo, grab the phone!
Fade: *GRUNT*?
Marine 2: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Fade: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
Marine 1: *GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
(please don't hurt me)
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'> **** PWNED*****</span></span>