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  • Fox2Fox2 Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7514Members
    Replace the knife with a lightsaber.


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    Nobi-Wanna Commobi: "Use the Onos, Corporal. The Onos will be with you....always."

    Corporal: "I've got a bad feeling about this!"
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    And on the other side of the Ready Room...

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    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> :"Nobi-Wanna Commobi never told you the truth about your Gorge...Skulk...I...am your gorge."

    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> :"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo....*breathes*....OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOO!"

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    Who can forget the sci-fi cult classic, <i>Gorge Wars</i>.

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    Gorge 1: We're going to build Sensory first!

    Gorge 2: No, Defense!

    Gorge 3: We're going to build a space station the size of a planet, you dolts!

    Gorge 1 and 2: Eh?

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    Oh man, I need some sleep.
  • InsidiousInsidious Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9553Members
    QUOTE (Insidious @ Dec 11 2002, 01:04 PM)
    A frying pan for the marines, for those fun occasions when you encounter an alien evolving away from there hive... a man's gotta eat ya know. Fried onos egg with a side of gorge bacon is good eatin'.

    Hey, that ones mine




    Err, oops. This things so long I guess repeats are unavoidable, sorry <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ObiBobObiBob Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7304Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ns_counterstrike: New game mode where its aliens AND marines vs. those counterstrike wussies.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Skulk think -- "Mmm...meatpops get 10 times easier to eat!!!"
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
    yumyum
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 11 2002, 01:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 11 2002, 01:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A frying pan for the marines, for those fun occasions when you encounter an alien evolving away from there hive... a man's gotta eat ya know. Fried onos egg with a side of gorge bacon is good eatin'. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey, that ones mine <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • TwitchyTwitchy Join Date: 2002-11-27 Member: 10105Banned
    Not enough time to read whole string thing....
    1) Make sieges able to hit creatures! <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> + <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> = <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->

    2) Make an item for the marines known as the "alien mating call whistle" <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> ()()-<!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->

    3) Make each page of these forum strings smaller so i can print them out and not spend all day reading them!

    4) Make decoy sprays "Why wont it die?" <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <----spray

    5) Make ANIMATED porn sprays! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Dan_ForeverDan_Forever Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1054Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thief_3_Wannabe+Nov 30 2002, 03:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thief_3_Wannabe @ Nov 30 2002, 03:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->4. Kharraa have the option to evolve "mimic", where they can repeat radio commands they've heard nearby. This would fool a nearby marine that he has a buddy nearby and may let his guard down just enough to allow a humiliating **obscenity** kicking from the Kharraa. In further advancements the Kharraa can mimic women in distress and human bodily sounds.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually thought that was a good idea :s
    Tricking a marine to come around a corner unawares <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • watch_me_diewatch_me_die Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8107Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Crazed-One+Dec 3 2002, 02:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Crazed-One @ Dec 3 2002, 02:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The recycled alien must then spend 2 minutes in purgatory which is a room with a marine voice screaming "need health" non-stop without anyway to shut the volume off, before redeeming itslef and respawning.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    bwahahaaaaaaaa

    cracked up when i read this <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Incredible_TurdIncredible_Turd Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10686Members
    Hi there
    Ive got one
    A bad commander shouldnt be ejected he/she should be projected. For want of a better word fired out of the command console like a cannon ball into the nearest wall. After hitting the wall, the human projectile should leave a tag like this on the wall: here lies the remains of a totally incompetant dumba*s commander- pity him! The said commander should then end up in the ready room untill the next game to contemplate their incompetence.

    to illustrate this I even made a poem:

    There was a young comm called Jeff
    Who seemed particulary deaf
    He ignored his troops pleas
    Brought the side to its knees
    So he suddenly hit the wall with his head.
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GlobberGlobber Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5397Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--ObiBob+Dec 12 2002, 04:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ObiBob @ Dec 12 2002, 04:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ns_counterstrike: New game mode where its aliens AND marines vs. those counterstrike wussies.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Skulk think -- "Mmm...meatpops get 10 times easier to eat!!!"
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
    yumyum<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    but what about the camping AWP **obscenity**??? gotta love them too, but i suppose <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> >AWP handcannon
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    28 Hives. With 28 hives, aliens get the Level 10 alien, the nuclear bomb alien, which was removed in RC 3, because it killed PTs on other servers and was just way too powerful against both teams.

    Tie Dye alien blood. While the first time you see the blood would be delightful ("OMG LOOK HE IS TEH HIPPEH!! OMFGAF#%!$($^&!!~!11!"), it just sucks.

    RPG Elements. This notion may seem enticing when first heard about, but it would actually just be the epitomy of suckage. Sure, you would be able to level up and other common elements of RPGs would be there ("You gain 30 XP for building an Offense chamber!" "You take a Gold Ring from the corpse of a Dead Skulk." "You do not have enough Energy to cast this ability!"), but soon it would just boil down to a fest of people shouting ">>> SELLING +2 HMG <<< EMBUED <<< CRAFTED & UPGRADE", "OMG I HAVE LEVAL 100 I CAN PK YOR AZZZ!!!#(!@&$!11", "DUEEELLLZZZZZZZZZ", and the ever popular "Hey you wanna come with me to take out a hive and get phat lewtz so we can save up and build a phase gate?"
  • Speed_2_DaveSpeed_2_Dave Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8788Members
    I don't want to have to read through all 11 pages of this to see if it's already been posted, sorry.

    SALT, sprinkle it in hive areas and watch the gorges shrivel up and die. "ahh no! They salted the hive! GG guys, it's over, let's all go to the readyroom"


    and the best part? The marines get a tasty feast if they win!
  • TwitchyTwitchy Join Date: 2002-11-27 Member: 10105Banned
    Friendly fire! hahahahahaha


    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ObiBobObiBob Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7304Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Globber+Dec 12 2002, 07:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Globber @ Dec 12 2002, 07:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--ObiBob+Dec 12 2002, 04:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ObiBob @ Dec 12 2002, 04:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 29 2002, 08:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ns_counterstrike: New game mode where its aliens AND marines vs. those counterstrike wussies.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Skulk think -- "Mmm...meatpops get 10 times easier to eat!!!"
    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo-->
    yumyum<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    but what about the camping AWP **obscenity**<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> gotta love them too, but i suppose <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> >AWP handcannon<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo--> = The real way to own AWP <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • fo_sheezy_my_neezyfo_sheezy_my_neezy Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10768Members, Constellation
    I know I haven't read this all, but here's my vote.

    We DON'T need TSA equipment poster advertisements in the ready room.

    <img src='http://members.cox.net/josiahpinner/pics/skulkproblem2.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>


    _______________________________________________________
    "Fo sheezy my neezy, I keep my arms so breezy. I can't leave rap alone the game needs me......." - Jay-Z

    Don't talk to me about my name
  • Ensign_DeadmeatEnsign_Deadmeat Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9590Members
    edited December 2002
    A definate no-no, Corporate sponsor kills.

    After every kill: "This kill was brought to you by Toyota, get into a 2113 Camry SE, All nuclear, with extra room for extra legs!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race.
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 2002-06-12 Member: 759Members
    edited December 2002
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Son of a B****"

    "Clean up, asile 6"

    "DO THE HUSSLE!"

    (when your team has way too many gorges) "So many fatties *sigh* so many fatties..."

    "Goooood boy... heh heh heh"

    "Snack time!"

    "I'm the hivemined yes I'm the real hivemind all the other hiveminds are just immitating..." (lame, i know)

    "My Hive is too leet for joo, human noobs"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    OMG I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THESE ADDED!

    Same with the "Can't touch this" (The one where the .wav file was supplied). I bet if I can get my hands on a server, I can make this happen! (Except for the marine dancing part. Just the sound will play.)

    EDIT: <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL I remember that ride. I remember I went on it 3 times when I was 7!
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    And now look what happened... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DarknessfallsDarknessfalls Join Date: 2002-08-21 Member: 1205Members
    There should the ultimate <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> that can has the range of the entire map and can wipe out hives in one hit because the one they have now isn't cheesy enough.
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ensign Deadmeat+Dec 14 2002, 07:25 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ensign Deadmeat @ Dec 14 2002, 07:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A definate no-no, Corporate sponsor kills.

    After every kill: "This kill was brought to you by Toyota, get into a 2113 Camry SE, All nuclear, with extra room for extra legs!" <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    All the alien hives should play "It's a small world after all" over and over no matter what happens, just to remind everybody that the ride in Disneyland is more annoying then being attacked and destroyed by an alien race.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    nonono! they should play it as the countdown when the skulks lose their last hive, lmfao!
    that would REALLY **obscenity** them off!

    roflmao!
  • GibbyGibby Join Date: 2002-04-26 Member: 518Members
    1.)<b>NAMSLA</b> - North American Man-Skulk Love Association

    2.)Ability for Onos to stick flowers in barrels of paralyzed marine's guns. Then gore them to death in an hillarious parody.

    3.)Umbra cloud doubles as gas grenade from TFC

    4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    5.)AWP is availible marine weapon

    6.)Special spawn portals for marines, that instead of spawning you with your head "nano"-attached to the ceiling of the Caged CC center and making you unable to move until you're spawnkilled by another player, it just kills you and displays message "Alert: Commander is actually a chimp with a golf club beating on keyboard randomly, hit F4 now"

    7.)Double Sized Onos Tuesdays! (you think you get stuck in the map NOW... mwahahah)

    8.)Client side cloaking only (m33nz l3ss l4gz0rz!1)

    9.)Celerity quintuples (read: 5x) the speed of skulks, skulks suffer damage when hitting geometry at high speeds. (they were at least that fast in the trailer movie CGI)
  • YoUngiNYoUngiN Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8674Members
    i was on this one server and i heard the hive say "this is my hive, i know there are others like ite,but this is mine." and "this place is messy." i swear we can add so much humor to this game with the hive
  • DarknessfallsDarknessfalls Join Date: 2002-08-21 Member: 1205Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Gibby+Dec 15 2002, 01:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gibby @ Dec 15 2002, 01:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    My problem with the <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'><!--endemo--> is not that it is there. I think the Marines need artillery and works well as that. The problem Is I think you should have to a direct line of sight to get a direct hit and it least a close enough LOS get area hit. The turrets themselfs are useless against the attack if noone is guarding it. I
  • ZevensoftZevensoft Join Date: 2002-12-02 Member: 10406Members
    When an Alien kills a Marine using Health Spray or Parasite a loud deep-voiced announcer says "HUMILIATION".
  • Dauntl3ssDauntl3ss Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7737Members
    acctually health spray those quite some damage, i dunno how much, but u easily get healtspray kills while webing rambo marines...
  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 2002-06-12 Member: 759Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dauntl3ss+Dec 15 2002, 05:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dauntl3ss @ Dec 15 2002, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->acctually health spray those quite some damage, i dunno how much, but u easily get healtspray kills while webing rambo marines...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, I know. But its still very funny when you only have 1 hive and are building a resource tower (or whatever) when a marine starts shooting at you.
  • Bone-PrinceBone-Prince Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5475Members
    The fade will win <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DeathToll_DavidDeathToll_David Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7902Members
    edited December 2002
    How about a sub game where the marines ride around on skulks and joust <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    - Built in H4x. That stupid Seige Cannon (I mean, it's sooooo unbalanced how it <i>shoots through walls</i>! I mean, what kind of stupid mod makes things that shoot through <i>walls</i>!? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->) getting in your way? Do things the easy and skill-less way: H4x! With H4x v1.0013 Alpha 1102013 (nicknamed "Version Ima sl4p j00 up good") on your server, your players will have easy access to any h4x they want! Guaranteed to get you lots of players and make things fair once and for all! And you thought servers would just allow players to <i>kill</i> others! That's just wrong!
  • YoUngiNYoUngiN Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8674Members
    yea the fade will chop the onos into little bits
  • LogoLogo Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7626Members
    Give marines a laso so they can ride on onos or leash up Gorges.
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