The exit, think about it. We can go as aliens,marines,specs and random. BUT NO EXIT DOOR.
And there should be a lounge in the readyroom with a tv playing the ns trailer and popcorn(yumm).
Also: I found a bug so that you can keep your skulk teeth as a egg. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin--Bone-Prince+Dec 18 2002, 10:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bone-Prince @ Dec 18 2002, 10:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about adding a new door in the readyroom,
The exit, think about it. We can go as aliens,marines,specs and random. BUT NO EXIT DOOR.
And there should be a lounge in the readyroom with a tv playing the ns trailer and popcorn(yumm).
Also: I found a bug so that you can keep your skulk teeth as a egg. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I say there should be an EXIT door...
on the ship level's aliens can get into a little control pannel and press a little button marked, open main comm airlock doors.
The entire marine team will then be sucked out into the cold darkness of space.
Or possibly a bit of a better eject commander button in which when the comm is voted out of the chair he is ejected out into space or slap bang into an alien hive naked and alone.
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edited December 2002
Onos Ranch Tycoon!: Platinum Extreme Edition.
If you don't understand this, go buy a bunch of "Tycoon" and "Extreme" games, along with a copy of <i>Skydive!</i> and anything Headgames made. Then read the reviews in the now dead PCXL.
How about disguised structures? For the aliens, they have decoy command chairs, as soon as a marine sits in one, the facade drops away, revealing a good old fashioned electric chair which then zaps the hapless marine with 65,000V..?
For the Marines, they have a turret disguised as a defensive chamber, so that when a kharaa walks up to it and relaxed, the papier mache cover falls off and the suprised alien gets cut in half by mg spray, just when they needed health. Also, if you make off turrets near one, it waits until the gorge moves on then hoses down the splatter towers...?
Or what about inflatable marines that you can kick around? Then you can kick it into that dark room and if you hear a POP, you know there's something in there with sharp teeth and poor eyesight...
It has been found that leaving medium sized shiny metal bowls of canned cat food in halls will cause a skulk to stop and eat, thus creating an easy target. All Marines are encouraged to buy cases of canned cat food at PX before shipping off to duty area.
Fades: It is recommended that all Marines carry bottles of Jack Daniels at all times. Throwing bottles of alchohol at fades or any other acid attack type alien results in the firey destruction of said alien, we will of course forgive the alchohol abuse on the part of the Marine in said cases.
<!--QuoteBegin--Ensign Deadmeat+Dec 20 2002, 02:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ensign Deadmeat @ Dec 20 2002, 02:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Aliens can stun marines and then rape them. Make the models of it extremely graphic so you can really feel it when you watch.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Nasty. Funny. Enough said.
What NS really needs is a game that you can play while fade to black comes everytime you die. Choose to leave or play.
Maybe a big pinbal machine where a gestating alien goes down the top and the marines have to jump into buttons while the commander tells them when to jump. I can see it now. A small alien gest pod is being wacked by huge flippers, leaving green ooze splat marks wherever it hits.
Wrench (the cheap alternative to welder) Cost - 1 RP, works identically to the welder, but is..er...slower than the welder:
The Marine that is issued this kit is also given a free cigarette to puff whilst working.
Five seconds after any repair job is started, marine starts to mutter... "Hmm, damage is worse than it looks, Mr Commander. I think you're carburettor's blown. Gonna cost 100 RP and take a week. I'm off for a tea break now, back in an hour."
Gorges babbler attack is replaced with 'bambi eyes'. Aim at a marine, click fire, and the gorge curls up, looks right at the marine with really cute eyes 1/2 the size of its head (slight tearing as well). Marine drops weapon on the ground and is rendered motionless as long as the gorge holds down fire.
were the satansits are controlled by the dark lord from his throne of darkness (tod) and listen to black metal while preforming dark rituals att ritual nodes
the hippies are a more freespirited bunch that make art installations to get in touch with the cosmos and have sing song rushes were they surrond the satanists and sing happy songs of love untill they renounce their evil way and loves the world
The commander hits the pinball button and the whole map turns into a giant pinball machine which the commander can control and has to use a giant metal ball to squas the aliens. It would of corse have to cost at least 250 rp to use this fun mode. Every time the commander hits an alien with the ball he earns points.
skulk: 10 points gorge: 15 points lerk: 35 (its hard to hit something flying, thats why it gives 35 points) fade: 20 onos: 25 marine: -10
The commander has about 1 minute before the pinball mode runs out and if he can earn 100 points within that time, marines get 300 rp for free!
All the aliens join together to make a super sulk\lerk\fade\gorg\onos <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Lets give the marines and aliens the ability to trans-uh-morph into vehicles, weaponry, radios and dinosaurs. And when the set is complete they can all transmorph into one big robot and fly into the voids of the maps and battle it out there with the other Giga-bot.
Oh and let this straight, I know you devs are jumping to implement this, so you better cough up first, cause this whole transmorphing thing is MY idea and trademark. And no it's not stolen from any kid-show you might have watched when you were younger, honest.
<!--QuoteBegin--ViperSniper+Nov 29 2002, 10:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ViperSniper @ Nov 29 2002, 10:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 4) The gorge should belch and fart occationaly, owing to the fact that he's a little fatass. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> I completely agree! And the whole bathroom issue?? for the aliens! The world is your toilet!
<!--QuoteBegin--Insidious+Dec 17 2002, 05:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Insidious @ Dec 17 2002, 05:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I hope this hasn't been done yet, but
Weapons for the commander to use in the chair.
Skulk1: Incoming marines! Skulk2: Got 'em! Gotta love those meat-pops Skulk1: WTF? It's raining bullets!? Commander:@|| Y0|_||2 |-||\/3 @|23 |33|_0/\/G 2 |_|$ (all your hive are belong to us, for the 'leet impared)
An alien structure that can shoot through walls, but can only hit moving units (angry flesh eating bacteria?)
A stamina system to stop those cheating, bunny hopping lerks (yes, I know it already drains attack energy, but what lerk doesn't take adrenaline as soon as possible?)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> the commander can already use weapons in the chair <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--Vertigo-1+Dec 20 2002, 09:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vertigo-1 @ Dec 20 2002, 09:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Parasited marines get hooked into the hive communication, and have their head filled with constant demonic messages.
"Ejeehct.. and EAT your commander..."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> LOL I love that Idea! PPL should consider that one!!!
<!--QuoteBegin--NastyPerson+Dec 20 2002, 04:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NastyPerson @ Dec 20 2002, 04:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about disguised structures? For the aliens, they have decoy command chairs, as soon as a marine sits in one, the facade drops away, revealing a good old fashioned electric chair which then zaps the hapless marine with 65,000V..?
For the Marines, they have a turret disguised as a defensive chamber, so that when a kharaa walks up to it and relaxed, the papier mache cover falls off and the suprised alien gets cut in half by mg spray, just when they needed health. Also, if you make off turrets near one, it waits until the gorge moves on then hoses down the splatter towers...?
Or what about inflatable marines that you can kick around? Then you can kick it into that dark room and if you hear a POP, you know there's something in there with sharp teeth and poor eyesight...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> ROFL!!! ahahahahahha
<!--QuoteBegin--Gibby+Dec 15 2002, 08:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gibby @ Dec 15 2002, 08:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1.)<b>NAMSLA</b> - North American Man-Skulk Love Association
2.)Ability for Onos to stick flowers in barrels of paralyzed marine's guns. Then gore them to death in an hillarious parody.
3.)Umbra cloud doubles as gas grenade from TFC
4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
5.)AWP is availible marine weapon
6.)Special spawn portals for marines, that instead of spawning you with your head "nano"-attached to the ceiling of the Caged CC center and making you unable to move until you're spawnkilled by another player, it just kills you and displays message "Alert: Commander is actually a chimp with a golf club beating on keyboard randomly, hit F4 now"
7.)Double Sized Onos Tuesdays! (you think you get stuck in the map NOW... mwahahah)
8.)Client side cloaking only (m33nz l3ss l4gz0rz!1)
9.)Celerity quintuples (read: 5x) the speed of skulks, skulks suffer damage when hitting geometry at high speeds. (they were at least that fast in the trailer movie CGI)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> OMFG I LAFFED UNTIL I **obscenity** MY PANTS!
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The exit, think about it. We can go as aliens,marines,specs and random. BUT NO EXIT DOOR.
And there should be a lounge in the readyroom with a tv playing the ns trailer and popcorn(yumm).
Also: I found a bug so that you can keep your skulk teeth as a egg. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
The exit, think about it. We can go as aliens,marines,specs and random. BUT NO EXIT DOOR.
And there should be a lounge in the readyroom with a tv playing the ns trailer and popcorn(yumm).
Also: I found a bug so that you can keep your skulk teeth as a egg. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I say there should be an EXIT door...
...but it just exits out to space
The entire marine team will then be sucked out into the cold darkness of space.
Or possibly a bit of a better eject commander button in which when the comm is voted out of the chair he is ejected out into space or slap bang into an alien hive naked and alone.
And 8 diffrent washrooms!
1 for skulks
1 for male marines
1 for female marines
1 for gorges
1 for fades
1 for lerks
1 for onos
And a little admins room.
If you don't understand this, go buy a bunch of "Tycoon" and "Extreme" games, along with a copy of <i>Skydive!</i> and anything Headgames made. Then read the reviews in the now dead PCXL.
How about instead of weapons for marines they could use plushies of chubi aliens that have attacks from their counter=part
1.skulk-fast scratch action!
2.Gorge-webs
3.lerk-spike gun!
4.fade-acid rocket
5.onos-can of whoop' a$$
The newest craze: Gorges sweaten to the oldies!!!
For the Marines, they have a turret disguised as a defensive chamber, so that when a kharaa walks up to it and relaxed, the papier mache cover falls off and the suprised alien gets cut in half by mg spray, just when they needed health. Also, if you make off turrets near one, it waits until the gorge moves on then hoses down the splatter towers...?
Or what about inflatable marines that you can kick around? Then you can kick it into that dark room and if you hear a POP, you know there's something in there with sharp teeth and poor eyesight...
It has been found that leaving medium sized shiny metal bowls of canned cat food in halls will cause a skulk to stop and eat, thus creating an easy target. All Marines are encouraged to buy cases of canned cat food at PX before shipping off to duty area.
Fades: It is recommended that all Marines carry bottles of Jack Daniels at all times. Throwing bottles of alchohol at fades or any other acid attack type alien results in the firey destruction of said alien, we will of course forgive the alchohol abuse on the part of the Marine in said cases.
Aliens can stun marines and then rape them. Make the models of it extremely graphic so you can really feel it when you watch.
Nasty. Funny. Enough said.
What NS really needs is a game that you can play while fade to black comes everytime you die. Choose to leave or play.
Maybe a big pinbal machine where a gestating alien goes down the top and the marines have to jump into buttons while the commander tells them when to jump. I can see it now. A small alien gest pod is being wacked by huge flippers, leaving green ooze splat marks wherever it hits.
Wrench (the cheap alternative to welder)
Cost - 1 RP, works identically to the welder, but is..er...slower than the welder:
The Marine that is issued this kit is also given a free cigarette to puff whilst working.
Five seconds after any repair job is started, marine starts to mutter...
"Hmm, damage is worse than it looks, Mr Commander. I think you're carburettor's blown. Gonna cost 100 RP and take a week. I'm off for a tea break now, back in an hour."
and two new teams satanists vs. hippies
were the satansits are controlled by the dark lord from his throne of darkness (tod) and listen to black metal while preforming dark rituals att ritual nodes
the hippies are a more freespirited bunch that make art installations to get in touch with the cosmos and have sing song rushes were they surrond the satanists and sing happy songs of love untill they renounce their evil way and loves the world
The commander hits the pinball button and the whole map turns into a giant pinball machine which the commander can control and has to use a giant metal ball to squas the aliens. It would of corse have to cost at least 250 rp to use this fun mode. Every time the commander hits an alien with the ball he earns points.
skulk: 10 points
gorge: 15 points
lerk: 35 (its hard to hit something flying, thats why it gives 35 points)
fade: 20
onos: 25
marine: -10
The commander has about 1 minute before the pinball mode runs out and if he can earn 100 points within that time, marines get 300 rp for free!
So, waddya think?
HA Marine - Tastes great!
LA Marine - Less filling!
Command Chair - Yes sir! May I have another!
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And when the set is complete they can all transmorph into one big robot and fly into the voids of the maps and battle it out there with the other Giga-bot.
Oh and let this straight, I know you devs are jumping to implement this, so you better cough up first, cause this whole transmorphing thing is MY idea and trademark.
And no it's not stolen from any kid-show you might have watched when you were younger, honest.
"Ejeehct.. and EAT your commander..."
Or, the hive can mimic radio comms and give random false orders.
"Proceed to waypoint, my slave"
4) The gorge should belch and fart occationaly, owing to the fact that he's a little fatass.
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I completely agree! And the whole bathroom issue?? for the aliens! The world is your toilet!
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->
Weapons for the commander to use in the chair.
Skulk1: Incoming marines!
Skulk2: Got 'em! Gotta love those meat-pops
Skulk1: WTF? It's raining bullets!?
Commander:@|| Y0|_||2 |-||\/3 @|23 |33|_0/\/G 2 |_|$ (all your hive are belong to us, for the 'leet impared)
An alien structure that can shoot through walls, but can only hit moving units (angry flesh eating bacteria?)
A stamina system to stop those cheating, bunny hopping lerks (yes, I know it already drains attack energy, but what lerk doesn't take adrenaline as soon as possible?)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
the commander can already use weapons in the chair <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Ejeehct.. and EAT your commander..."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL I love that Idea! PPL should consider that one!!!
For the Marines, they have a turret disguised as a defensive chamber, so that when a kharaa walks up to it and relaxed, the papier mache cover falls off and the suprised alien gets cut in half by mg spray, just when they needed health. Also, if you make off turrets near one, it waits until the gorge moves on then hoses down the splatter towers...?
Or what about inflatable marines that you can kick around? Then you can kick it into that dark room and if you hear a POP, you know there's something in there with sharp teeth and poor eyesight...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
ROFL!!! ahahahahahha
2.)Ability for Onos to stick flowers in barrels of paralyzed marine's guns. Then gore them to death in an hillarious parody.
3.)Umbra cloud doubles as gas grenade from TFC
4.)Impractical and unfair structures for marines that shoot through walls and encourage camping behind tons of other turrets while the team amazingly only operates one RP node and pretty much makes playing a game against actual people obsolete as all the fighting is done by aliens vs. NPC structures. (Edit: Seems they put those in anyways.. ) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
5.)AWP is availible marine weapon
6.)Special spawn portals for marines, that instead of spawning you with your head "nano"-attached to the ceiling of the Caged CC center and making you unable to move until you're spawnkilled by another player, it just kills you and displays message "Alert: Commander is actually a chimp with a golf club beating on keyboard randomly, hit F4 now"
7.)Double Sized Onos Tuesdays! (you think you get stuck in the map NOW... mwahahah)
8.)Client side cloaking only (m33nz l3ss l4gz0rz!1)
9.)Celerity quintuples (read: 5x) the speed of skulks, skulks suffer damage when hitting geometry at high speeds. (they were at least that fast in the trailer movie CGI)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
OMFG I LAFFED UNTIL I **obscenity** MY PANTS!