Nitpicking Subnautica :D
SushiDiver500
Join Date: 2016-05-28 Member: 217686Members
Join Date: 2016-05-28 Member: 217686Members
NOTE: THIS TEXT IS MEANT FOR FUN PURPOSES ONLY!!!!!!! DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-If you paid attention in the intro, you know that the Aurora clearly blew up BEFORE it hit the Ground...
-Of course im the only survivor... Survival game cliche, jeez...
-My lifepod fell apart before i even crashed.
-All Alterra tech looks like Apple products.
-The lady in my helmet is a discount GLaDOS! Just more annoying...
-The AEP suit States it will protect you against a "universe of infinite danger" even though its not even proof against radiation.
-The Aurora blows up again.
-The med kit fabricator runs on thin air.
-The precursors (Aka forerunners) built the quarantine enforcement platform (Aka Halo) to make sure the Carar (Aka flood) didnt escape.
-The pressure at 100m below sea lvl dont kill.
-I know a friend who does Scuba, and she says that you are supposed to use your legs when diving. Not your arms.
-I can build a submarine, but not a Harpoon? What the sh*t!?
-I cant even finish the game! Early access bruh!!! ;D
Now its your turn to nitpick!! Go ahead!!! ;3
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I wish we had to preload it with the old recipe items, then let it do its thing and make the kits over time.
The animations should have reflected actual underwater swimming. And diving is rather complex with correct breathing gases and decompression. The following just cover the first of these.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathing_gas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_diving#Depth_ranges_in_underwater_diving
It's still there. Under Personal Equipment, Bleach and Fiber Mesh combine to make a First Aid Kit.
Sentence : Underwater Minecraft
Clearly you've never bought something from Harbor Freight...
-All Alterra tech looks like Apple products.
And you think this is an accident?
-The lady in my helmet is a discount GLaDOS! Just more annoying...
Ellen McLain is expensive, dude.
-The AEP suit States it will protect you against a "universe of infinite danger" even though its not even proof against radiation.
Clearly you've never bought something from WalMart.
-The Aurora blows up again.
Well, yeah. I mean, Michael Bay put it best when it said "MORE EXPLOSIONS!" (Disclaimer: he might not have said exactly that, but actions speak louder and all.)
-The med kit fabricator runs on thin air.
Incorrect. It operates by sucking the souls out of kittens. Yes, your good health has been murdering kittens. Monster.
-The precursors (Aka forerunners) built the quarantine enforcement platform (Aka Halo) to make sure the Carar (Aka flood) didnt escape.
And it still didn't work. Again.
-The pressure at 100m below sea lvl dont kill.
It won't. The pressure at 700m down won't kill you...unless you're breathing air, in which case, yep, you're toast.
-I know a friend who does Scuba, and she says that you are supposed to use your legs when diving. Not your arms.
Wellllllll...no.
-I can build a submarine, but not a Harpoon? What the sh*t!?
Heh. Welcome to corporate hell, son. The rules don't make sense and the people in charge make choices they don't have to deal with. (I'm also going to assume you didn't mean to capitalize "harpoon." Not being able to build a spear is...questionable, sure. Not being allowed to build a cruise missile actually makes sense.)
What? 10 atmospheres too much for you?
Truth. Now in commercial diving, I had a lot of weights on so didn't really have to kick much. More like walk slowly.
You forgot the most important sin.
"Game does not contain a lap dance. *DING*"
To use another meme... 7.8/10, too much water.
- "Welcome aboard captain" -Thanks Betty
That's the back of a locker behind the planter, I'm guessing (I so rarely look at the back of lockers), but what's that under it, making that ring-shaped stand looking thing? You can't put hatches in the bottom of corridors, so what is that? Very clever, BTW.
Oh, right, nitpicks, I almost forgot.
1.) Why is there no coffee maker in the Aurora snack bar / canteen thingy? Makes more sense than the vending machine...
2.) If the engine room lost "dark matter" containment, and it's buried way back in the spaceframe where you find it in-game... then why did the bow of the ship blow out like that? Shouldn't she have been cut in half?
3.) Not that I'm ungrateful to be able to do so, but how do Crashfish breed in an Alien Containment chamber without their little "nests"... and going through their explosive stage? For that matter, why do we never see any non-nesting (and, according to the Encyclopedia, therefore non-explosive) Crashfish? At least for that second part one can assume it's "nesting season" during your adventure...
4.) Again, not that I'm ungrateful for sparing the resources, but how come all that radiation fails to kill any damned thing at all - especially those damned Reapers - around the Aurora no matter how long it takes you to fix it? Yet it can kill you in a couple of minutes... A Reaper should have been good for what, an hour or two, max?
Looks like a ladder drop, but I don't see how it could be. Good snag on the back of the locker; I sure couldn't place it.
It's definitely got the outline of a ladder drop, and (though I'm not sure how you could force it), it apparently is possible for ladder tops to orient either way ("front/back" or "left/right") in a corridor, so that could be what the locker is supposed to be hiding. That nice-looking ring base around the planter, though, that's not part of any hatch or ladder arrangement I've ever seen, nor is it part of the planter model. Really killing me not knowing what that is.
Stillsuit doesn't produce extra after Leviathan encounter.
When you look into the Peeper, the Peeper looks into you.
You can put hatches in the bottom of a corridor section. It'spart of how I made an airlock for my recent base.
But the Eye-Eye actually peeps through you.
Cara Mia Addio... ;(
"Dear Alterra"
"May you be so kind and f%ck up every single lifepod until it somewhat works, so we can test how a lone survivor reacts to being stuck on an ocean planet?"
"Sincerely, Aperture science"
Guess i cant really sue them...
Because it said in the flyers we were going somewhere with a pool...
I am disappointed that there are no pack predators in Subnautica.
It could have resulted in some interesting gameplay if there were pack predators in Subnautica.
Pack hunters hmm?
Maybe they aren't employing special tactics beyond "Get 'em!", but I call it a "pack" when 3 or more toothy things attack at once, at least when they're my size or larger. By that measure, everything except Leviathans come in freaking packs in this game. Even Warpers, though pairs are more common there I have seen 3 at a time.
"Oh, there's a boneshark up ahead. I guess I'll just swerve to the left and... nope, two more over here, okay, just dive under them and -" WHAMWHAMWHAM - "oops, there were 3 below me and now another coming up from behind..." Yeah. No pack predators my arse.