What kind of pet do you really need?
Quiet_Blowfish
Join Date: 2017-09-11 Member: 232955Members
Join Date: 2017-09-11 Member: 232955Members
My own yearnings:
Stalker Fish:
It likes to go off and fetch bits of scrap metal for me.
Crashfish:
When released it charges off into the face of the nearest hostile (it's better not name your pet crashfish)
Precursor Robo-crab:
Most of the time it just scrabbles around inside my Cyclops. But I release it when I need to shake off some annoying Lava Larvae.
When travelling in the Seamoth or PRAWN it likes to walk round on the outside the canopy.
Stalker Fish:
It likes to go off and fetch bits of scrap metal for me.
Crashfish:
When released it charges off into the face of the nearest hostile (it's better not name your pet crashfish)
Precursor Robo-crab:
Most of the time it just scrabbles around inside my Cyclops. But I release it when I need to shake off some annoying Lava Larvae.
When travelling in the Seamoth or PRAWN it likes to walk round on the outside the canopy.
Comments
We can let you have a catfish to flop about on the deck. How does that sound?
Get a water dog.
It can breath water AND air!
I looked up "waterdog" to post a picture and urban dictionary came up with something unexpected
This is the kind of "pet" I'd like...
(especially the redhead)
Here ya go...
This is already in the game. My stalkers bring me TONS of scrap metal. It's quite awesome really.
Watch out now! You see those skulls? They will add yours to their collection...
For a night with one of them...
I'd happily drown in their pool, and they can do whatever they want with the remains.
I LUV MAD MAGAZINE!!!!
I remember that one from when I was a kid collecting that mag.
From the Wikipedia entry https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade
"Pressure – they can withstand the extremely low pressure of a vacuum and also very high pressures, more than 1,200 times atmospheric pressure. Tardigrades can survive the vacuum of open space and solar radiation combined for at least 10 days. Some species can also withstand pressure of 6,000 atmospheres, which is nearly six times the pressure of water in the deepest ocean trench, the Mariana trench.["
@kingkuma you're a star - I've always wanted to get my hands on a microscope to look for these guys.
But in the real-wold (i.e. Subnautica) at least one Tardigrade should be present - but at least twice as long a the Cyclops I'd say!
OH yeah, velvet worms. Man, those things are cool with their mucus guns.
You forget that their bottom half is a fish.
Or mabey you realize that and.... Eeeeew.
I'll just get me some coffee before it get's even weirder up in here
You forgot what happens when a mermaid gets dry ...
Just quote someone with a "spoiler" BBCode in their post to see it. It's exactly as you expect btw
HAHAHA, or not... So the spoiler tag completely ignores the code box and to add insult to injury, the code box is an unreadable mess \o/
Ok, let's go through the list of female - esque sea creatures and If they want to kill you or not.
Mermaids - 1/2 fish - Hostile
Nereids (Sea nymphs) - Human - Hostile
Sirens - 1/2 bird - Hostile
Selkies - 1/2 seal - Hostile if angered
Harpies (NO, phantom, put that photo back) - 1/2 bird - hostile
Squid Girls -(they're a thing, I think) - 1/2 squid - hostile, (don't ask for elaboration)
That warper girl I drew - 1/2 warper - Probably hostile
Also I'm pretty sure squid girls are only a thing in anime, and anime turns freaking tanks into girls, so basically anything in the goddamed universe that you can think of, and at least half the things you can't, have a scantily clad anime anthromorphization.
Anyway, as with all dangerous creatures, someone says "You can't approach mermaids without being killed!" I say "Challenge accepted."
Finally, we all know the pet we really need:
Enjoys Being released, as well as hunting down people who owe you their soul.