stpped barefoot on an electric fence (i was like 8), shocked my slef with a cattle prod (the little metal bolt at the OTHER end carries a charge too, i found that out by having it next to my skin and pushing the button), but wallsockets, I usualy try not to stick anything metal in htem usless its a well insulated cord.
This actually just happened recently, so here goes. I just turned twenty-one recently so what else did I do, but go drinking. In all honestly I've never had much beyond half a beer, but that night was the night I would change that. So not knowing better, and to make a long story short, I had 26 shots in the course of 2 and a half hours. I only wiegh 150 pounds so not to bright a move on my part. I'm surprised I'm even alive, the medics said my body temperature fell to about 85 degrees and I was blacked-out for over three hours. On the plus side, I woke up with no hang over and I learned my lesson. That lesson being: alchohol kicks ****, but try to only get *so wasted.
1) head on collision at 65 mph (walked away) 2)played semi pro 10 man paintball (win!) 3)been plugged into several electrical outlets mostly by accident starting at 12 4)i tried the "fourth year fifth" my freshman year and came 2 shots from finishing good ole jack before taking out teh neighbors propane grill 5)cut teh ends of my fingers off with meat slicer (they grew back and only about a half inch) i feel stupid now:)
<!--QuoteBegin--confused!+Apr 13 2003, 10:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (confused! @ Apr 13 2003, 10:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i will think of something stupid i have done....
1) head on collision at 65 mph (walked away) 2)played semi pro 10 man paintball (win!) 3)been plugged into several electrical outlets mostly by accident starting at 12 4)i tried the "fourth year fifth" my freshman year and came 2 shots from finishing good ole jack before taking out teh neighbors propane grill 5)cut teh ends of my fingers off with meat slicer (they grew back and only about a half inch) i feel stupid now:) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Paintball != Stupid. It may hurt, but it's not stupid.
<!--QuoteBegin--Salty+Apr 13 2003, 11:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Salty @ Apr 13 2003, 11:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> How can you be semi-pro you get paid half the time? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> It's a league below professional league. AFAIK.
Amatur < Semi- Pro < Pro.
Basicly, Amaturs are for good players, Semi's are for good players with hook-ups, and the pros are for Excellent players. They also get mad hook-ups (IE: markers, paint, jerseys...).
In kindergarten I fell through the opening of a bench somehow and slammed my head down, I have a weird bump on my skull from it still, but yeah my shirt was super bloody. But the most recent thing was the end of eighth grade... I donced.
1- hung upside down on monkey bars by my tiptoes, went up to get down, slipped and fell, was able to flip around and land safe enough with just a broken elbow.
2- dont imitate birds, i was imitating a bird and it decided to hit me with its beak for it, lucky it missed me eye and got me nose.. bloody thing
3- my most fav thing to do Is climb trees, i once jumped out of a tree about 5 meters up, lucky the floor beneath was soft. left a good ditch.
4- jumped off roofs.. car ports...
5- been pig hunting with a spear once, for fun, found a group of wild pigs and chased them, one pig turned around to attack me , silly me i ran right towards it, i think i scared him more cus i charged and he took off. now usually your meant to run up a tree when a wild pig turns on ya, but i was too overexcited to even think of that.
6- ive almost been kicked in the head by a horse, missed by 30 centimeters.
7- went swimming down a huge flood in my old home in qld, well i know it wasnt safe, but whats more fun than travelling over 50 km an hr in a tide? i just missed a log which charged behind me, ran into an underwater tree. and finished on a shallow point about 3 km away from where i started.. took me a fair while to get back to the bridge hehe..
8- I never have seemed to be afraid of risking my life. I have chased vicouse dogs away which tried to attack me.
some of the most dangerouse things ive done, and lived to tell..
Ahh yes, well this could be an interesting one...me and my friends are...how can I put this....idiots.
I'll start by listing the ones that have actually caused me injurys...
Fell 10 feet from a tree brach and landed on the very top of my back near my neck, the doctor said that it was a miracle I wasn't dead or paralyzed instead I just have a stiff neck that clicks alot.
Had to break suddenly whilst on a bike but the rear brake didnt work so the bike flipped over my right leg got completely tangled up in the front wheel whilst i fell on my face and the bike landed on my back, completely destroyed the Ancillary Cruxiate Ligaments in my right knee with that one.
Doing an incredibly cool sideways flip over a ditch whilst paintballing I slipped and landed incredibly hard on my shoulder completely snapping it into two pieces, passed out for a minute, woke up, wandered off and didnt realise for about half an hour.
As for ones that didnt actually do me any long term harm...well theres too many to list, but being pulled behind a car whislt sitting on a step aerobics block, climbing in a wheelybin and being pushed down a hill, jumping off high things and playing with fire are a few of my specialitys.
Oh and I went free climbing yesterday, clambering up 60ft high rocks without ropes = mad fun but oh so scary D:
uhm I **** on an electric fence once <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
either that or falling off my bike, I've done that so many times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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1) head on collision at 65 mph (walked away)
2)played semi pro 10 man paintball (win!)
3)been plugged into several electrical outlets mostly by accident starting at 12
4)i tried the "fourth year fifth" my freshman year and came 2 shots from finishing good ole jack
before taking out teh neighbors propane grill
5)cut teh ends of my fingers off with meat slicer (they grew back and only about a half inch)
i feel stupid now:)
One time I got sick and lost 40 pounds in a month and a half I guess thats pretty bad :/
1) head on collision at 65 mph (walked away)
2)played semi pro 10 man paintball (win!)
3)been plugged into several electrical outlets mostly by accident starting at 12
4)i tried the "fourth year fifth" my freshman year and came 2 shots from finishing good ole jack
before taking out teh neighbors propane grill
5)cut teh ends of my fingers off with meat slicer (they grew back and only about a half inch)
i feel stupid now:) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Paintball != Stupid. It may hurt, but it's not stupid.
It's a league below professional league. AFAIK.
Amatur < Semi- Pro < Pro.
Basicly, Amaturs are for good players, Semi's are for good players with hook-ups, and the pros are for Excellent players. They also get mad hook-ups (IE: markers, paint, jerseys...).
2- dont imitate birds, i was imitating a bird and it decided to hit me with its beak for it, lucky it missed me eye and got me nose.. bloody thing
3- my most fav thing to do Is climb trees, i once jumped out of a tree about 5 meters up, lucky the floor beneath was soft. left a good ditch.
4- jumped off roofs.. car ports...
5- been pig hunting with a spear once, for fun, found a group of wild pigs and chased them, one pig turned around to attack me , silly me i ran right towards it, i think i scared him more cus i charged and he took off. now usually your meant to run up a tree when a wild pig turns on ya, but i was too overexcited to even think of that.
6- ive almost been kicked in the head by a horse, missed by 30 centimeters.
7- went swimming down a huge flood in my old home in qld, well i know it wasnt safe, but whats more fun than travelling over 50 km an hr in a tide? i just missed a log which charged behind me, ran into an underwater tree. and finished on a shallow point about 3 km away from where i started.. took me a fair while to get back to the bridge hehe..
8- I never have seemed to be afraid of risking my life. I have chased vicouse dogs away which tried to attack me.
some of the most dangerouse things ive done, and lived to tell..
I'll start by listing the ones that have actually caused me injurys...
Fell 10 feet from a tree brach and landed on the very top of my back near my neck, the doctor said that it was a miracle I wasn't dead or paralyzed instead I just have a stiff neck that clicks alot.
Had to break suddenly whilst on a bike but the rear brake didnt work so the bike flipped over my right leg got completely tangled up in the front wheel whilst i fell on my face and the bike landed on my back, completely destroyed the Ancillary Cruxiate Ligaments in my right knee with that one.
Doing an incredibly cool sideways flip over a ditch whilst paintballing I slipped and landed incredibly hard on my shoulder completely snapping it into two pieces, passed out for a minute, woke up, wandered off and didnt realise for about half an hour.
As for ones that didnt actually do me any long term harm...well theres too many to list, but being pulled behind a car whislt sitting on a step aerobics block, climbing in a wheelybin and being pushed down a hill, jumping off high things and playing with fire are a few of my specialitys.
Oh and I went free climbing yesterday, clambering up 60ft high rocks without ropes = mad fun but oh so scary D:
either that or falling off my bike, I've done that so many times <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->