Jobabob's Discussion Forums

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

<div class="IPBDescription">need more readers</div> I've been using Jobabob's discussion forums (becuase I like to antagonize him), so this post is just an advertisement. If you liked posting in the old NS disc. forums, come on over and chat in Job's. Currently there are two topics up:

1. Why does english food suck so hard?
2. How do you feel about music-sharing

The English one was fun as all the limeys immediately got all defensive (Job's one), teh same way they do if you point out their ugly women, misshapen teeth, or foppish royalty.

<a href='http://www.jobsmaps.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3eb556f11234ffff;act=SF;f=6' target='_blank'>http://www.jobsmaps.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/...ffff;act=SF;f=6</a>

Get up in that muh!

roachems · May 2003

"we're going to london"
"london?"
"yes london"
3rd guy "london huh?"
"yes, london bad food worse weather, mary fking poppins, tea and crumpets, LONDON!"

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

Hmmm, and apparently Jobabob doesn't understand a little thing we call 'poking fun at people' and has closed his forum after only 10 posts - what an amazingly absent sense of humor. So much for that idea. Feel free to post other discussion forums and I'll get people to go to them, as the NS one isn't coming back, I think.

It's a real shame too, the music-sharing one would have been fun. I'm not exactly sure why Job can't take a joke, or even be civil enough to send me a PM asking if I was being serious (it's obvious I'm not), but whatever. Especially after I helped him get information for his forum, PRed for him a bit, and was pretty excited about having someone else run an area.

Oh well. GG Job.

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

I'm trying to get Job to re-open his forum. We'll see how it goes. Hopefully he'll see the light and borrow someone's sense of humour.

Josiah_Bartlet · May 2003

I only got the edited version - dear me I wonder what you said Monse.

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

That's the thing, it doesn't seem to be edited to me. I can't see anything on there that I didn't already say. I really have no idea why the guy is spazzing out. I think he just couldn't take the english ribbings, even though he claims in his first response to not care about english patriotism.

I should have put in a few hundred smileys to show I was kidding. People over-react so much on the internet when they can't detect jokes. Can you imagine talking to someone at a party and making a few jokes, and having them start swearing at you and never talking to you again? Just ridiculous behavior... I wonder how long the NS forums would have lasted if Job had been in charge! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

/me add's in 50 more smileys to get it through Job's head that the last line was a joke:

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>joke? ? ( P )? Pronunciation Key? (jk)
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Informal.
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

v. joked, jok?ing, jokes
v. intr.
To tell or play jokes; jest.
To speak in fun; be facetious.
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AgentOrange · May 2003

If people would like I can set up a discussion forum on a forum that I help to admin...over at www.modified.ca/footbag

I'll set it up now actually...just cruise by it like, 10 minutes after I posted this (check the time ^). It'll be in the off topic sector (duh).

*edit*<a href='http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewforum.php?f=10' target='_blank'>Clickity</a> It's up now.

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

Feel free agentorange. I doubt this one will re-open, even after I apologized to Job and tried to explain how and why i was kidding him. He appears to be having a bad day and doesn't care for my explanations.

edit: I'm still confused on the whole thing Job.

Dunsby · May 2003

Imo, i wont be caught dead there...

Read <a href='http://www.jobsmaps.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=3eb56d8f33bdffff;act=ST;f=6;t=12' target='_blank'>What he says here</a>

Power crazy i tell ya!

pielemuis · May 2003

This is so MonsE. Funny...

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

I have never been accused of using dry humour before. Sophmoric, punny, or dumb - many times! But never dry <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> . It certainly is a bit ironic that Job doesn't care for dry humor when he's english and therefore part of the dry humor genetic code. I mean, you guys invented the concept! The same way the germans invented having no humor!

(damn, there I went again - sorry Nem, Eggmac, Dread, etc. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> )

Anyways, I apologize again (publically, this time) Job, for any distress I caused you. It was meant to be purely in fun, as we've had our run-ins in the forums before and I thought it would get things off on the right foot to have your forum invested in some humor. Lack of humor is what killed the NS forums, and has now killed yours as well. It's a damned dirty shame too, as I could have had some fun with Josiah on the english food topic. The 'limey' comment was specifically aimed at him, as an old inside joke. I obviously have no problem with the UK, as I wouldn't be getting married there and spending the next 2.5 weeks there (sans 4 days in amsterdam <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'> ) if I didn't think the world of my ancestral home.

Hurry up with that forum Agent Orange, I want to transfer over my posts from Job's place; the music one ALONE is worth hours of good, wholesome debate.

AgentOrange · May 2003

It's up man <a href='http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewforum.php?f=10' target='_blank'>http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewforum.php?f=10</a> You'll have to register and might have to put up with a few rowdy footbaggers (I'll keep them under control) so go there now!

WooHoo @ the 4 days in amsterdam! Have a good time <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Dread · May 2003

MonsE, Im not German, im Finnish. That means from Finland, got dat? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

And im reaaaaally disappointed that you closed discussion forum Job, I was just thinking "man, a forum where I can fight with MonsE and poke USA a bit without getting my account banged from behind" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Dahm, well might as well try Oranges forums <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Edit: and it's not like mods from USA in ns-forums are anymore less sensitive <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

Edit2: I just realized I used an overdoze of smilies in meh post, I usually use like one. Guess this discussion forum closing spree just got me on my toes.

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

Sorry Dread, I forgot. All you hereditary enemies of Russia get me confused <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

I just set up an account in Agent Oranges disc. forum and I'm reposting my music sharing post. Hopefully others will create their own new discussions as well, and it won't just be me endlessly spamming. Now we'll see how well Dread does in an argument without me having one hand tied behind my back of trying to be civil to his dopey replies... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

J/K.

Not.

Hah!

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

<a href='http://www.modified.ca/footbag/viewforum.php?f=10' target='_blank'>Get into AO's discussin forum now!!!</a>

PS: What. On earth. Is a footbagger?

AgentOrange · May 2003

Oh snap, there are some videos under the video section. Freestyle footbag is really an artform/sport. It's kind of hacky sack but it's not just kicking. It's a very good workout (don't start saying "oh that's so lame" or else I will have to hunt you down and rip a hole in your neck, actually take a look at it first). But yea...check out some videos in the video section of my forum <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Oh my name on there isn't AgentOrange though, it's....are you ready? Rob.

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

I checked a couple out. Well, at least you aren't all wearing tie-die, and everyone looks like they are getting a decent workout...

^_^

Still - Dahmed hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone

Heh. I kid, I kid. That one texas video was slick, those guys have some liz33t sk33lz. You know, in a hackysack kinda way! Pwnt. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Nemesis_Zero · May 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ May 4 2003, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Sorry Dread, I forgot. All you hereditary enemies of Russia get me confused <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Anyone else noticed the irony of this coming from a man who spells 'Soviet Communist' with a 'T', an 'a', a 'r', a 'g', an 'e', and a 't'? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Anyway, thanks for setting those forums up. I'll come haunt MonsE tuesday after my exam in American history.
I know what you did last century <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

Gosh, what DIDN'T we do??? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Hurry up Nem, this has been deadly dull so far and I want some hoppin and poppin discussion forums. Although this one is run by an obvious canadian, so I'm not sure how boisterous it's going to get. These are the guys that invented Brian Adams and Celine Dion after all, and I won;t even mention Avril Lavigne - oh wait, I just did.

And I'm not saying that being a hereditary enemy of Russia is wrong - I'm just saying you were! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'> I personally love the little russkies, they sold us Alaska for like 8 bucks or something, the nubcaeks. Mmmm...sweet, precious crude oil...

Nemesis_Zero · May 2003

...Under those sweet, legally protected reservations...

Jammer · May 2003

Joabob's intial reaction highlights why the discussion forums were closed in the first place. Sensitivity and people eager to flame.

And just as a note, its ok to call us Yankees a bunch of cowboys and NASCAR hicks who couldn't locate Iraq on a map of Iraq, but the second we poke some fun at another culture its flamewar central. Just to avoid this kind of problem, I've decided to insult every nation in the world in 1 line and get it over with:

What do you get when you cross (your nationality) with a gorilla?

A Retarded Gorilla!

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

And America is the best country ever, and always will be. Your history teacher is lying Nem <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

folk · May 2003

monse: shut it.

Nemesis_Zero · May 2003

Don't make me lock this, too.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>And America is the best country ever, and always will be. Your history teacher is lying Nem <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Sufficient to say this: There's nothing creating more anti-americanism than a pro-americanist incompetent teacher.

AgentOrange · May 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ May 4 2003, 03:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>...Hurry up Nem, this has been deadly dull so far and I want some hoppin and poppin discussion forums. Although this one is run by an obvious canadian, so I'm not sure how boisterous it's going to get. These are the guys that invented Brian Adams and Celine Dion after all, and I won;t even mention Avril Lavigne - oh wait, I just did...</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Sure a few bad things slip out of Canada every now and again. 3, just the 3 (well actually more than 3, probably alot more) but on a per capita basis I'm willing to say more musical crap leaks out of the US borders on a daily basis than anywhere else in the world <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

And yes, more people come join <a href='http://www.modified.ca/footbag' target='_blank'>the forum</a> so we can get some good discussions going on.

Jammer · May 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ May 4 2003, 09:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Don't make me lock this, too.

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>And America is the best country ever, and always will be. Your history teacher is lying Nem <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Sufficient to say this: There's nothing creating more anti-americanism than a pro-americanist incompetent teacher.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Oooh, sorry, I take that back.

Your teacher is dead on the money. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Note: The <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> denotes sarcasm. Before we get and Anti-American flamewar going...

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

Indeed - come on all you wannabe discussers, let's see what ya got! I pwned you in the old forums and I'll pwn ya again!!!

<a href='http://www.modified.ca/footbag' target='_blank'>Prove me wrong in the new discussion forums!</a>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

ps: /me high fives Jammer just to tick off the euro's. We invented that too, nubs. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

CrouchingHamster · May 2003

Oooh the Hasselhoff jibe!!

That's below the belt.

Nemesis_Zero · May 2003

Don't blame Mons. He just doesn't reach higher <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

MonsieurEvil · May 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (@gentOrange @ May 4 2003, 05:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Sure a few bad things slip out of Canada every now and again. 3, just the 3 (well actually more than 3, probably alot more) but on a per capita basis I'm willing to say more musical crap leaks out of the US borders on a daily basis than anywhere else in the world <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

And yes, more people come join <a href='http://www.modified.ca/footbag' target='_blank'>the forum</a> so we can get some good discussions going on. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
It's not that America doesn't put out bad music. Heck, we have more boy-bands than most countries have bands period, so we can't help that much of it is awful. The problem is that Canada ONLY puts out bad music. Per capita, you are the worst on earth, bar none, at 100% failure rate. Sum41, Richard Marx, Rush, Alanis Morrisette, Bare Naked Ladies, Corey Hart, Neil Young, Shania Twain, or KD Lang. It's one of those few metaphysical certitudes out there.

I think it's the same reason canadian comics like Dan Akroyd or Eugene Levy are so funny. What makes canada good at light-hearted fun also makes them into light-hearted crap music. Oh well, suck it down.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

This should really be a topic on the new discussion forums. Everyone come and talk about how wrong I am, <a href='http://www.modified.ca/footbag' target='_blank'>right here, in the new discussion forums!</a>

Dread · May 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MonsieurEvil @ May 4 2003, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Now we'll see how well Dread does in an argument without me having one hand tied behind my back of trying to be civil to his dopey replies... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
This thread deserves a bump, everyone to the Orange-mobile!

Now we'll see how well MonsE does in an argument when he can't anymore threaten to ban me and edit my posts <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'>

Edit: Oh, I forgot locking topics, he can't lock topics anymore. He likes to do that <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

j/k

NOT! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Im coming to the Orange forums as soon as possible. You can recognize me from my crazy posts with bad spelling, offtopic subject and completely irrelevant arguments.

Nemesis_Zero · May 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You can recognize me from my crazy posts with bad spelling, offtopic subject and completely irrelevant arguments. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

You registered as 'MonsieurEvil'?

Dread · May 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ May 5 2003, 11:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You can recognize me from my crazy posts with bad spelling, offtopic subject and completely irrelevant arguments. </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

You registered as 'MonsieurEvil'?  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Aww, someone actually noticed!

MonsE:</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I think it's the same reason canadian comics like Dan Akroyd or Eugene Levy are so funny.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

Wow, I never knew Dan Akroyd is a comic! I always thought he is a comedian...oh sorry, I always forget that you redneck-hillbilly-yankees don't know how to speak english <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Seriously though, we should stop bashing other peoples countries and say it was just a joke. Some people can actually get offended by these semi-jokes. I understand that MonsE is just poking people to get them come to the new discussion forum but understand that everyone can't be as understanding and smart and posses great sense of humour like I do <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

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