Hahahaah N00bs :)

MonkeybonkMonkeybonk Join Date: 2003-08-04 Member: 18859Banned
in NS General Discussion
I was playing in a game the other day with a guy named 'CheatBot v5.1a'.

Someone said 'Is cheatbot a real bot'? Cheat didn't respond, so I responded for him. Then he began helping me!

Player1 - "Is Cheatbot a real bot?"
Me - "Yes. He runs on the Linux box next to me, using another copy of halflife."
Player2 - "Are you joking?"
Player1 - "OMG you cheater."
Me - "Watch."
Me - "Cheatbot, upload 'wallhack_v.2.1'"
CheatBot - "Syntax Error"
Me - "Damn, don't think I have that one working. Let's see..."
Me - "Cheatbot, upload 'GoDmOdE_HaXx0r'
CheatBot - "Program Uploaded."
Player1 - "Holy ****. you hacker. I'm going to get you banned, and your bot."
Player3 - "Dude, I think he's joking."
Me - "I've got more kills then anyone here, you think I did that on my own?"
Player2 - "OMG you hackr!"
Player1 - "Wheres the admin im gonna make sure you never play NS again cheater."
Player2 - "<Insert Explatives>"
Me - "Cheatbot, make comments about their sexual preference."
CheatBot - "<Explatives>"
Me - "He also works like an IRC bot too!"
Player1 - "F***ing hacker"
** Player 1 has left the game **
Player2 - "OMG he's not even a real bot."
Player3 - "You guys are retarded."
Me - "Idiots! He's been comming for us the ENTIRE GAME, how can a bot do that!? You guys are SO STUPID!"
CheatBot - "ROFL! OMG n00bs!"

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  • ScarletPhoenixScarletPhoenix Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19133Members
    I've been on a roll with the jump-duck-flashlight into walls "secret room" F4 ready room trick recently. Dunno why, but some long-time clanned players seem to be falling for it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    My favorite was when I told them to run for the scrolling wall on Origin and jump-duck-flashlight right as Flayra's name ran by. None of them could get the "timing" down. It was hillarious. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • the_draftthe_draft Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16977Members
    Me - "Cheatbot, make comments about their sexual preference."
    CheatBot - "<Explatives>"


    Comedy gold <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • n4s7yn4s7y Join Date: 2003-04-18 Member: 15627Members
    *drowns in a pool of tears [of laughter]*
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  • MonkeybonkMonkeybonk Join Date: 2003-08-04 Member: 18859Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--ScarletPhoenix+Aug 10 2003, 11:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ScarletPhoenix @ Aug 10 2003, 11:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've been on a roll with the jump-duck-flashlight into walls "secret room" F4 ready room trick recently. Dunno why, but some long-time clanned players seem to be falling for it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    My favorite was when I told them to run for the scrolling wall on Origin and jump-duck-flashlight right as Flayra's name ran by. None of them could get the "timing" down. It was hillarious. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I assume that every time you 'show' them you press 'jointeamone' key, so you 'dissapear' into the easter egg room? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Sometimes when I'm thoroughly bored I pub with the name "aimbotting silent-bunnyhopper".

    Fun to get reactions from people like that. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • includeinclude aka RpTheHotrod Dallas, TX Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12027Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    edited August 2003
    It's when you hit the readyroom key again, so you can secretly watch them continue to jump into walls....and record a demo of it....and upload it to your clan website....and put "Clan Member N00b Spotted!" on the main news.




    I'm so evil.


    well, if I had a clan, I'd do that. *sigh*
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  • GrimmGrimm Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15448Members
    Haha, very very cool Monkeybonk, you've made my day. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • NeoMatrixj2NeoMatrixj2 Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9638Members
    hahaha pwned
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  • NeoMatrixj2NeoMatrixj2 Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9638Members
    btw cheatbots da bomb he plays on the joe.to servers every now and then.
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  • instantinstant Join Date: 2003-06-19 Member: 17500Members
    Some people are so gullable.
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  • NeverNever Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4555Members
    good. so very good <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    *chuckles at "Player1,2,3" naivete.
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  • statusqstatusq Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12142Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Javert+Aug 11 2003, 10:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Javert @ Aug 11 2003, 10:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> *chuckles at "Player1,2,3" naivete. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually Player3 knew what was going on.

    But this was hilarious <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    How stupid can people be these days <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SoberanaSoberana Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Members
    edited August 2003
    Try pubbing as "TEH ULTIMATE HAX)(R". Kind of fun the insults you get. Or go as NSPlayer and start racking kills up <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->.
    But anyways gg another boasting thread. :/
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  • elchinesetouristelchinesetourist Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17775Members
    ROFL

    instant classic
    quoted
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  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    nice work.. excellent improv by cheatbot too

    good times <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    What do I do?
    Sometimes I go on pubs and in ns_hera tell them theres another secret room and go to a random wall and tell them to hit 'use' in a certain combo. Then right when I finish the 'combo' I f4 and watch them try to do it while laughing my *** off... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DraxoDraxo Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9653Members
    lmao!

    i havent played NS in a long time.. but because of this thread.. i am DLing 2.0 and i am gonna get back into the game.. reminds me of the good old times =)
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  • MaddyMaddy Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19635Members
    haha thank you for a good laugh ! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • FrikkFrikk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3164Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--ScarletPhoenix+Aug 11 2003, 04:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ScarletPhoenix @ Aug 11 2003, 04:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I've been on a roll with the jump-duck-flashlight into walls "secret room" F4 ready room trick recently. Dunno why, but some long-time clanned players seem to be falling for it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    My favorite was when I told them to run for the scrolling wall on Origin and jump-duck-flashlight right as Flayra's name ran by. None of them could get the "timing" down. It was hillarious. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We actually convinced a whole team that there were secret rooms on origin and tanith before a scrim. We use seperate voicecom and we were almost in tears as they kept asking us how we were doing this.

    The best part is one of the guys in our clan didn't get it either and was trying to figure out how to do it too. We kept 'em going for about 10 minutes I think.
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  • GrendelGrendel All that is fear... Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 970Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Playtester
    You guys know a lot about computers and online gaming. You think these guys are noobs.

    I've worked in retail for years. I know a lot about what happens to your money and how much over the odds you pay for everything and all the sales "cons" you all fall for.

    A noob is just someone who doesn't know as much as you. There are more important things in life (from a practical perspective anyway <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->) than knowing about computer games. You nubs. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Corporal_Hicks1Corporal_Hicks1 Join Date: 2003-05-27 Member: 16762Members
    That was beautiful! LMAO!!!!!
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  • DeronokDeronok Join Date: 2003-03-17 Member: 14613Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Grendel+Aug 13 2003, 11:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Grendel @ Aug 13 2003, 11:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You guys know a lot about computers and online gaming. You think these guys are noobs.

    I've worked in retail for years. I know a lot about what happens to your money and how much over the odds you pay for everything and all the sales "cons" you all fall for.

    A noob is just someone who doesn't know as much as you. There are more important things in life (from a practical perspective anyway <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->) than knowing about computer games. You nubs. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best Buy and Wallmart usually have rip-off prices for games, goto one of those stores that sells used games or whatever, nuff said. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • sekdarsekdar Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9564Members
    classic. just classic.
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