If You Had A Pet Gorge...

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  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    Or the poor onos would get tranquilized by some nauseating Aussie wearing tight shorts.
  • BattleTechBattleTech Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4137Members
    edited November 2003
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I'd feed mine the barrel of a .45.
  • HydraHydra Join Date: 2003-06-14 Member: 17366Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    ^-- and then you would have a gorgie boomstick ^.^
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Trevelyan+Nov 9 2003, 05:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Trevelyan @ Nov 9 2003, 05:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->kinda like those covenant shielded guys in halo. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Those are Elites. Strong, smart, fast and really ticked by the fact that you exist. Perfect gorge food. (Needs webbing, though. They just don't digest well unwebbed)
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dragon_Mech+Nov 9 2003, 06:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Nov 9 2003, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Those are Elites. Strong, smart, fast and really ticked by the fact that you exist. Perfect gorge food. (Needs webbing, though. They just don't digest well unwebbed) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No... those are Jackels.
  • uranium_235uranium_235 Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9478Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin--BattleTech+Nov 9 2003, 06:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BattleTech @ Nov 9 2003, 06:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Feed it a fetus. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • SmikiesSmikies Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18470Members
    the jackels hold a shield, while elites have te shield around them, judging by his post id say elite...
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Liku+Nov 9 2003, 08:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Nov 9 2003, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->No... those are Jackels.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The Elites are the tall, humanoid covenant that all have energy shields like you (the Master Chief) do. The Jackals are about half as tall as a human, and carry large energy shields to make up for their physical frailty. But they both make good gorge food! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SoberanaSoberana Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Members
    An elite would own a gorge so bad.
  • AjurianAjurian Join Date: 2003-10-18 Member: 21753Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--uranium - 235+Nov 9 2003, 06:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (uranium - 235 @ Nov 9 2003, 06:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Or the poor onos would get tranquilized by some nauseating Aussie wearing tight shorts. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Crikey! Now I've gotta sneak up on him slowly or else he could bite me with that big mouth of his.

    *jumps onto the back of the onos, hangs on while it trys to get whatever it is on its back off*

    Crikey! I dont see why its so mad, I only jumped on its back. Maybe if I cover its eyes it will settle down.

    *gets flipped onto the ground and devoured*

    Crikey!

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited November 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Ajurian+Nov 10 2003, 12:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ajurian @ Nov 10 2003, 12:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Crikey!

    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    [BadAustarilanAccent] Look at this folks - this is the most dangerous snake in the world. Now watch me **** 'im off! [/BadAustarilanAccent]


    <!--QuoteBegin--Soberana+Nov 10 2003, 12:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soberana @ Nov 10 2003, 12:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->An elite would own a gorge so bad.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why I said they didn't digest well without being webbed. Having a plasma rifle's power cell emptied into your stomach would give <b>anything</b> an ulcer.
  • Asal_The_UnforgivingAsal_The_Unforgiving Join Date: 2003-03-26 Member: 14903Members
    I would feed him anyone who says CS is better than NS, and then I would have him spawn many hives, and have all the skulks that spawn go onos and invade CS servers, eating all the players, so that CS dies a horrible poopie death.
  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> - Go forth my gorge of doom, eat them... eat them ALLL!!! he he he he, ha ha ha ha, muahahahahahahahahhaaa, BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

    *Later that day*

    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> - "Hey little guy, what kind of cat are YOU???"
    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> "MY EYES... IT BURRRRRRNSSSS!!!!!" - - - - - - - - <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->

    *Web web web web*

    *The next morning*

    <_<

    >_>

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> - "Where is skittles? and why are their twitching masses of webbing on my porch? Oh well, i will figure it out l8er... off to work"
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    Batteries... It would be able to health spray faster.
  • SoberanaSoberana Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Asal The Unforgiving+Nov 10 2003, 09:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Asal The Unforgiving @ Nov 10 2003, 09:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would feed him anyone who says CS is better than NS, and then I would have him spawn many hives, and have all the skulks that spawn go onos and invade CS servers, eating all the players, so that CS dies a horrible poopie death. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I would make the CT´s and T´s unite to AWP YOUR GORGE :O
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Soberana+Nov 10 2003, 01:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soberana @ Nov 10 2003, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    I would make the CT´s and T´s unite to AWP YOUR GORGE :O <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> > CTs and Ts any day.
  • gamesguygamesguy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18974Members
    nah id just pwn ur gorge with my "elite" glock, then i'd morph into a fade and pwn all those awpers
  • napalmnapalm Join Date: 2003-05-20 Member: 16533Members
    Well, If i had a pet gorge, I would make sure he had a readily-accessible key bound to lastinv because if he were to tap lastinv (at, Oh, about the rate that you would do it to increase your ammo-resupply from armory) while he was holding down his attack button, then, the gorgie gets to deal damage at about double rate, while losing stamina at the same increased rate. You see, what happens, its as if the gorge does a spit and then a heal spray right after then a healspray right after at a greatly increased rate. now isn't that handy!! Try it out with your best buddy this weekend! The attack sprites might not play, but don't worry, that marine is thinking WTH and in no time flat the feds will be investigating your super gaming prowess!
  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    blasted Feds... they never let us be <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--gamesguy+Nov 10 2003, 03:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (gamesguy @ Nov 10 2003, 03:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> nah id just pwn ur gorge with my "elite" glock, then i'd morph into a fade and pwn all those awpers <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    An 'elite' glock doesn't help you if you have been webbed! SIC 'EM GORGE!!! <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • HybridclawHybridclaw Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22271Members
    don't we all love cute squishy gorges?
    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • IBTIBT Join Date: 2003-10-22 Member: 21879Members
    edited November 2003
    im still debating if im gonna name him nibbles, fatty magee, happy, george the gorge, or bob the builder
    lemme test them!

    darnit nibbles! get out of my fridge!!!
    ugh, fatty magee, i take it you want your 18th corse of the meal?
    happy, man, you make me happy, with your gorgie smile...
    yay george, your a uber gorge!!!
    bob the builder likes building things!
  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    For me, naming an animal really reflects the animal's personality....

    So for now i am gonna just call my gorge "skittles" because he likes em <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • pwned_nspwned_ns Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21007Members
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    I'd feed it kippers vindaloo with beans in it just to see if it could stomach it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • VenomLordVenomLord Join Date: 2003-08-04 Member: 18868Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--pwned.ns+Nov 10 2003, 08:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pwned.ns @ Nov 10 2003, 08:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ex girlfriends <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    my gorge would die very quickly in that case <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • deathst4rdeathst4r Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19365Members
    I'd call my gorge George W. and feed him with brains, so that he gets smarter. <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • SoberanaSoberana Join Date: 2003-06-25 Member: 17695Members
    I would call him personaljesuit, make sure he grows up to think his word is law, then spam this forums with threads stating "irrefutable evidence". <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • ZeoZeo Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13224Members
    Mine would be called Chuck, and I think he'd love curry night <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> Maybe I could get him some firebreathing ability <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> heh who needs a flamethrower <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> Just pick up that little fella and aim at your enemies!
    He'd be such a cute little badass <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
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